I decided to go out on the town tonight. . .

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. . . And get as wild as I can be. I want to find out what it's really like to be loose, high, and free.

I started my ablutions at about 10 o'clock and by the time I was lacing up my Cole Haan's I was sleek and redolent with smell-good.

Crap! Broke a shoelace.

Aha! Good Boy Scout that I am I had a set of brand new laces still in the package on my nightstand. Laced it up only to find out that package I bought for my wing tips which have a a couple of more eyelets.

Crap!

I hacked off 8 inches from one side and evened up the laces.

I have noticed that the ladies tend to notice shoes. I hope they are not so observant to notice that I missing an aglet on one side.
 
. . . And get as wild as I can be. I want to find out what it's really like to be loose, high, and free.

I started my ablutions at about 10 o'clock and by the time I was lacing up my Cole Haan's I was sleek and redolent with smell-good.

Crap! Broke a shoelace.

Aha! Good Boy Scout that I am I had a set of brand new laces still in the package on my nightstand. Laced it up only to find out that package I bought for my wing tips which have a a couple of more eyelets.

Crap!

I hacked off 8 inches from one side and evened up the laces.

I have noticed that the ladies tend to notice shoes. I hope they are not so observant to notice that I missing an aglet on one side.

Really? Unless you're wearing high-waters no one will notice your missing aglet.

You should have gone with the cowboy boots.
 
Really? Unless you're wearing high-waters no one will notice your missing aglet.

You should have gone with the cowboy boots.

Agreed, from a sarorial standpoint. Hard to toe-heel from throttle to brake with the boot heels though
 
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