Him15
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- May 25, 2013
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Hello! HelloO! HELLO! (it works a lot better if you imagine me dressed as the fat lady singing that from inside a giant clam. Where exactly did I get a giant clam from or a Viking costume you may ask? Ebay probably. Do people even still use ebay?
About me, blah blah, awesome, blah blah interesting, blayaaaawn. That’s right these personal ads are almost always boring and cliché and quite frankly where is the fun in that? Life is about fun so let’s proceed to add a little more to it. Moore fun = more life and that isn’t my argument its math. Don’t argue with Math... it wins.
Anyways where to start, how about a list, everyone loves lists. You can never have too many poorly thought out lists.
Number !. First I should establish the ground rule that any question you have I will answer regardless of what it is or pertains to.
NUMBER @. I like fun and im very bored. I see no reason for this to continue and neither should you.
NUMBer #. My interests are pretty much everything, if you want more specifics… Well everything minus spiders. Ok that isn’t particularly true either as spiders work on blood hydrolics. But they are creepy.
nuMBER $ I lied, I am also not interested in reality tv with no educational purpose. Im aware this makes me an unreliable narrator. But so is Don Quixote and thats a literary classic. So i feel this puts me in good company.
nUmBeR % have you realized I am not using numbers in this list yet?
NuMbEr ^. Look down at your keyboard, now look at the screen, now back at the keyboard. The symbols do correspond it’s a code. A very very lazy code. Im brilliant, it doesn’t mean I am intellectually engaged to this. Just making sure you are paying attention.
Nuwber &. Ok if you made it this far you deserve a price. My name is Tim it is a pleasure to have you reading my add. That also wasn't a typo. Exchanging of names holds immense metaphysical and cultural value.
NumBer <.>. I find people fascinating so most like I find you fascinating, interesting and a whole host of other good adjectives.
Number 9. Wow why are you still reading this? I checked out 2 bullet points ago and I'm the one writing it. This time you do deserve a prize. https://media.istockphoto.com/id/18...=xb3glKUq2eeRDxlTduUtFvTkYsErM9xCBKzAMMEvNYY=
) number. Seriously ask me ANY QUESTION
Hope to hear from whoever and at some undisclosed time. Hopefully soon.
About me, blah blah, awesome, blah blah interesting, blayaaaawn. That’s right these personal ads are almost always boring and cliché and quite frankly where is the fun in that? Life is about fun so let’s proceed to add a little more to it. Moore fun = more life and that isn’t my argument its math. Don’t argue with Math... it wins.
Anyways where to start, how about a list, everyone loves lists. You can never have too many poorly thought out lists.
Number !. First I should establish the ground rule that any question you have I will answer regardless of what it is or pertains to.
NUMBER @. I like fun and im very bored. I see no reason for this to continue and neither should you.
NUMBer #. My interests are pretty much everything, if you want more specifics… Well everything minus spiders. Ok that isn’t particularly true either as spiders work on blood hydrolics. But they are creepy.
nuMBER $ I lied, I am also not interested in reality tv with no educational purpose. Im aware this makes me an unreliable narrator. But so is Don Quixote and thats a literary classic. So i feel this puts me in good company.
nUmBeR % have you realized I am not using numbers in this list yet?
NuMbEr ^. Look down at your keyboard, now look at the screen, now back at the keyboard. The symbols do correspond it’s a code. A very very lazy code. Im brilliant, it doesn’t mean I am intellectually engaged to this. Just making sure you are paying attention.
Nuwber &. Ok if you made it this far you deserve a price. My name is Tim it is a pleasure to have you reading my add. That also wasn't a typo. Exchanging of names holds immense metaphysical and cultural value.
NumBer <.>. I find people fascinating so most like I find you fascinating, interesting and a whole host of other good adjectives.
Number 9. Wow why are you still reading this? I checked out 2 bullet points ago and I'm the one writing it. This time you do deserve a prize. https://media.istockphoto.com/id/18...=xb3glKUq2eeRDxlTduUtFvTkYsErM9xCBKzAMMEvNYY=
) number. Seriously ask me ANY QUESTION
Hope to hear from whoever and at some undisclosed time. Hopefully soon.
