I Conquered....!

[CharleyH]

Geez... we can talk about fucking each other, and talk about doing imaginary people, and boast and gloat and flirt and get fairly graphic with our intentions AND accomplishments...

...but a guy gets excited about a REALLY great night of sex and posts about it and all of a sudden its "Oh, tsk, no no we don't like that".

*rolls eyes*

Please.

I'm happy for you Joe! Congrats. I'm guessing this was your first.

Woo hoo PARTAY!!! And do it again.

 

[Guest]

Maybe you should tell Your Girl all about it, cause then you might get a threesome!
(Cause that's how we usually react.)

Wonderful, Helene.

Perdita

 

[CharleyH]

Re: Re: I Conquered....!

Mine: 5'10" part-time model/student.

I win.

Mine: Who cares about the rest, really.

ADD: When in U, I worked p/t one summer at a retirement home. NOW THOSE WOMEN are raunchy and know how to talk dirty. Jesus, I felt bad for the only 5 guys among the hundred women. They looked tired (except the guy with diapers - he was very much awake looking).

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by CharleyH
I'm happy for you Joe! Congrats. I'm guessing this was your first.

Woo hoo PARTAY!!! And do it again.

Oh, yeah. Total virgin before the other night.

Heh.

Originally posted by sincerely_helene
Maybe you should tell Your Girl all about it, cause then you might get a threesome!

(Cause that's how we usually react.)

I've thought about sharing her with another woman, but I don't think she'd like it (she likes women, don't get me wrong, really quite bi, she is)... I don't think she'd want to share me.

 

[Guest]

...I don't think she'd want to share me.

Well, who would, eh?

I bet your meat's a bit on the tough side.

Lou

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by Tatelou
Well, who would, eh?

I bet your meat's a bit on the tough side.

Lou

Haha... I've never heard that before. That's great.

I would say that I am on the tough side, though. lol

 

[destinie21]

But I have malice towards you, which means we have to now fight with knives.

Just another of many phrases that deserves it's own t-shirt.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Did you say this was only ONE date?

Then, how do you know she was Conquered and not merely accepting a dare

 

[sincerely_helene]

She's the woman I love--proper love--and if I were to ever get married, it'd be her.

Does this mean our weddings off now?

PS. I'm keeping the ring.

 

[CharleyH]

I bet your meat's a bit on the tough side.

Lou

'cuz its british, no? I like my meat BARE! Oops, RARE!

 

[Guest]

'cuz its british, no? I like my meat BARE! Oops, RARE!

Bitch

 

[Guest]

5'7"... Chi Omega... Gorgeous... rawr. I am King of the Sex Gods.

"There are so many worlds," cried Alexander, "and I have not yet conquered even one."

 

[cloudy]

Re: Re: I Conquered....!

"There are so many worlds," cried Alexander, "and I have not yet conquered even one."

You've been in rare form the last few days, girl! I love it!

Everytime I get tickled by something you post, I start thinking about "retarded cannibal" again, and damn near spit my drink out.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: I Conquered....!

You've been in rare form the last few days, girl! I love it!

You are gorgeous!

Everytime I get tickled by something you post, I start thinking about "retarded cannibal" again, and damn near spit my drink out.

LOL!!!!!

We should resurrect that thread - AND the clown sex thread, too!

I think my sides still hurt from laughing!

 

[cloudy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I Conquered....!

You are gorgeous!



LOL!!!!!

We should resurrect that thread - AND the clown sex thread, too!

I think my sides still hurt from laughing!

I'll be laughing about that, and Laurens "Bunny Ball Ball" for years to come.

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I Conquered....!

We should resurrect that thread - AND the clown sex thread, too!

NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo!!! Not the clown thread.

Perdita

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by sincerely_helene
Does this mean our weddings off now?

PS. I'm keeping the ring.

I was only using you for your looks and money... I... *dramatic pause*... I never loved you, *eyes to the distance, que dum-dum-dummmmm music*.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I Conquered....!

You are gorgeous!



LOL!!!!!

We should resurrect that thread - AND the clown sex thread, too!

I think my sides still hurt from laughing!

I don't think I saw the retarded cannibal thread, was Joe in it?

Maybe seventeen retarded cannibals, three gay clowns with machetes and concealed weapons, Joe, and a gorgeous fraternity girl (did Joe ever say female?) oh well.

The cannibals was trying to eat the gay clowns when Joe's girl joined in. Joe, thinking logically, grabbed a gay clowns gun and shot a retarded cannibal who was eating the babe of his dreams.

A pizza delivery girl showed up with fried bologna sammiches and porno films, everybody started getting into some serious retarded gay cannibalistic clowning type sex and eating when sweetsubsarahh and Cloudy burst into the room wearing cop uniforms and screaming "Raid!!! Raid!!!"

Sweetsubsarahh shot a retarded cannibal and confiscated his fried bologna sammich.

Cloudy waved her gun forcing Joe's girl and the cute pizza/bologna delivery girl into a back room for a strip search.

Joe, looking at three gay clowns, who were now extremely excited and wanting to do stunts with machetes and concealed weapons, was wondering logically if his night of conquering might be turning slightly wierd.



Hell, I gonna go write this story up.
Should I put in in the true stories category?
Keywords gay clowns with concealed weapons/retarded cannibals/hot babes in police uniforms/fried bologna sammiches and conquering fraternity babes and pizza delivery girls while watching porno flicks in a logical fashion? .......... Maybe?

 

[Lisa Denton]

Its a joke Joe, I'm laughing with you, not at you sweetie.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

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Bunny Ball-Ball!

 

[Guest]

Its a joke Joe, I'm laughing with you, not at you sweetie.

I'm not laughing at you either, Joe.


I'm laughing near you.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I Conquered....!

I don't think I saw the retarded cannibal thread, was Joe in it?

Hell, I gonna go write this story up.
Should I put in in the true stories category?
Keywords gay clowns with concealed weapons/retarded cannibals/hot babes in police uniforms/fried bologna sammiches and conquering fraternity babes and pizza delivery girls while watching porno flicks in a logical fashion? .......... Maybe?

LMAO!!

Here's the thread about the retarded cannibal - (it came from "the amicus mistake" er, "the feminine mistake" started by amicus.

https://forum.literotica.com/showth...&highlight=the feminine mistake&pagenumber=10

 

[Guest]

Bunny Ball-Ball!

LOL!

OK - I have to do it.


Here's the thread about Bunny ball ball - or at least when Lauren first spoke those magic words! (You may have to back up a few pages to get the entire story.)

https://forum.literotica.com/showth...ge=25&highlight=Bunny ball ball&pagenumber=13

 

[cloudy]

LOL!

OK - I have to do it.


Here's the thread about Bunny ball ball - or at least when Lauren first spoke those magic words! (You may have to back up a few pages to get the entire story.)

https://forum.literotica.com/showth...ge=25&highlight=Bunny ball ball&pagenumber=13

Noooooooo!