I Conquered....!

[Belegon]

But I have malice towards you, which means we have to now fight with knives.

You do realize what you are getting into? Have you read my Lit Olympics story? There is a reason I chose that event...

Plus, have you seen waht a scottish clansman considers to be a knife?

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by Virtual_Burlesque
"Yer che-at- in' hort, wull tail on yew . . . "

My Girl and I have a unique relationship. She's the woman I love--proper love--and if I were to ever get married, it'd be her. She's the best lover I've ever had (one of the few to keep up with me and play to my kinks). She's... she's just my/b] girl.

However, I do what I please.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by Belegon
You do realize what you are getting into? Have you read my Lit Olympics story? There is a reason I chose that event...

Plus, have you seen waht a scottish clansman considers to be a knife?

I'm Hispanic... I'll shiv you.

 

[Belegon]

I'm Hispanic... I'll shiv you.

Look at my location dude...I grew up on the border...I'll bet I know as many spanish swear words as you do...SoCal may be paradise, but even paradise has backalleys...and the homies I know don't bother with knives, they'll just pull a 9 on ya and watch ya cry....

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... However, I do what I please.

Don't forget to check her for knives before you fall asleep . . .

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by Belegon
Look at my location dude...I grew up on the border...I'll bet I know as many spanish swear words as you do...SoCal may be paradise, but even paradise has backalleys...and the homies I know don't bother with knives, they'll just pull a 9 on ya and watch ya cry....

I know zero swear words in Spanish. You win that bet.

 

[Liar]

Ok, back on topic (well, kind of).

5'7"... Chi Omega... Gorgeous...

I never took Frat Social Ladder 101. Are Chi Omegas considered cool?

...but a guy gets excited about a REALLY great night of sex and posts about it and all of a sudden its "Oh, tsk, no no we don't like that".

It's not what you tell, it's how. "I conquered" seems to trigger my reflex.

#L

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Re: Re: I Conquered....!

Originally posted by Liar
It's not what you tell, it's how. "I conquered" seems to trigger my reflex.

#L

I'll rephrase:

I "got up on it" and "used eight yards of suede strapping and four eye bolts in my wall" and had "one of the most freaky-freaky" nights I've ever had.

I am tempted to write a story about it, but I pro'lly won't.

 

[cloudy]

Re: Re: I Conquered....!

Ok, back on topic (well, kind of).

I never took Frat Social Ladder 101. Are Chi Omegas considered cool?

#L

Depends on the school.....at the one I went to, Alpha Delta Pi was considered the top (depends on what you're looking for, as well, I suppose).

 

[Liar]

Re: Re: Re: I Conquered....!

I'll rephrase:

I "got up on it" and "used eight yards of suede strapping and four eye bolts in my wall" and had "one of the most freaky-freaky" nights I've ever had.

That's a whole lotta suede, man.

#L

 

[Liar]

Re: Re: Re: I Conquered....!

Depends on the school.....at the one I went to, Alpha Delta Pi was considered the top (depends on what you're looking for, as well, I suppose).

So it's not only like that in cliché college comedies, but in real life too? We don't have that kind of silliness going on here, thank the lords. I can hang out with whomever I feel like.

#L

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Re: Re: Re: Re: I Conquered....!

Originally posted by Liar
So it's not only like that in cliché college comedies, but in real life too? We don't have that kind of silliness going on here, thank the lords. I can hang out with whomever I feel like.

#L

I think it's that way with most, really. There aren't any real rules in the matter, that I've been aware of--and I'm in it.

 

[Guest]

5'7"... Chi Omega... Gorgeous... rawr. I am King of the Sex Gods.

Mine: 5'10" part-time model/student.

I win.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Re: Re: I Conquered....!

Originally posted by ChilledVodka
Mine: 5'10" part-time model/student.

I win.

Woo.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I think we’re being mean, not letting Joe gloat a little.

By now, the girl has undoubtedly shared her thoughts about the evening with every single girl in the sorority.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by Virtual_Burlesque
I think we’re being mean, not letting Joe gloat a little.

By now, the girl has undoubtedly shared her thoughts about the evening with every single girl in the sorority.

Yeah, probably. Heh. I wonder what she'll be saying.

I learned long ago... girls SO talk. To someone, for sure. But they do. They can be waaaay more raunchy than guys, too.

 

[cloudy]

Yeah, probably. Heh. I wonder what she'll be saying.

I learned long ago... girls SO talk. To someone, for sure. But they do. They can be waaaay more raunchy than guys, too.

You've learned one of our secrets!

Feel priviledged if you've been allowed in on one of our raunchy conversations - not many guys get to do that.

 

[Liar]

You've learned one of our secrets!

Feel priviledged if you've been allowed in on one of our raunchy conversations - not many guys get to do that.

Not many guys live to tell the tale.

 

[cloudy]

Not many guys live to tell the tale.

 

[Guest]

I am so enjoying this thread.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

every single girl in the sorority.

I've done them, too.

 

[Guest]

I've done them, too.

Larf. P.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by Virtual_Burlesque
Don't forget to check her for knives before you fall asleep . . .

My Girl threw a party, once, recently... and went there fully expecting to have to throw with her boyfriend. Heh, that was a good night.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Oh, no... she's not My Girl. Just a casual "we just met" situation.

Maybe you should tell Your Girl all about it, cause then you might get a threesome!

(Cause that's how we usually react.)

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I mastered all the conquests in CIV III Conquests.

I just knew that all of you was dying to know that.