I can't see my foreskin

I can see mine.

*Velius stumbles around a bit mumbling shockedly, "I see foreskin!!"*
 
I was missing my foreskin also....but damn it if my wife hadn't thought it was bubblegum.
 
You can go down to Hot Springs Arkansas to the International Foreskin Clearninghouse and Oyster Hut. They keep all foreskin there in little glass jars full of formaldahyde. This is the original attempts at recycling class babyfood jars.

Just find your Continental room, the country name shelving (at the time you were whacked on), the municipality where your foreskin was removed, and they're listed first by date then by last name, first name.

Glad to be of service.

:)
 
KillerMuffin said:
You can go down to Hot Springs Arkansas to the International Foreskin Clearninghouse and Oyster Hut. They keep all foreskin there in little glass jars full of formaldahyde. This is the original attempts at recycling class babyfood jars.

Just find your Continental room, the country name shelving (at the time you were whacked on), the municipality where your foreskin was removed, and they're listed first by date then by last name, first name.

Glad to be of service.

:)

I think it would be a bittersweet moment. We were so close once. And now....(sighs)
 
KillerMuffin said:
You can go down to Hot Springs Arkansas to the International Foreskin Clearninghouse and Oyster Hut. They keep all foreskin there in little glass jars full of formaldahyde. This is the original attempts at recycling class babyfood jars.

If you were mutilated a long time ago, they just threw it in the incinerator. If you were mutilated in the last 20 years or so, it went to either a biomedical research firm or a cosmetic testing lab. Any woman reading this with high priced cosmetics on her face is likely wearing some smashed up part of a baby's penis. Nice to know that someone got part of their sexuality ripped off and sold to the highest bidder just so some rich woman could have youthful looking skin.

- The Curious
 
TheCurious said:


Nice to know that someone got part of their sexuality ripped off and sold to the highest bidder just so some rich woman could have youthful looking skin.

- The Curious

Well really, I wasnt doing anything with it. And I always wanted my cock in some strange woman's face.
 
IrishWolfhound said:


Well really, I wasnt doing anything with it. And I always wanted my cock in some strange woman's face.

I'd recommend some research on the form of function of the foreskin before making that statement. :) My posts aren't intended to be inflammatory, I'm questioning the status quo everyone clings to. Look at it like this...

If you visited a country where everyone had their left thumb cut off at birth (a functional and useful thing to have, much like a foreskin) if they were all sitting around making jokes about how they didn't need their thumb and were better off without it... you'd think them absolute fools. Likely you'd say "look at my thumb" and try to show them how useful it was to have two opposable thumbs. They wouldn't get it though. Culture would have blinded them. They would have been told their whole lives that having their thumb removed was best. They'd likely do it to their own children, having bought into the cultural practice. You trying to tell them it wasn't the best idea they'd ever had, would fall on completely deaf ears.

Deaf ears or not, I provide the following information for public consumption on form and function :

http://www.noharmm.org/anatomy.htm

http://www.norm-socal.org/library.html

http://www.cirp.org/pages/anat/

http://research.cirp.org/index.html

And on the topic of restoration :

http://dmoz.org/Health/Men's_Health/Procedures/Foreskin_Restoration/


You can take this information and do with it what you will :)

- The Curious
 
I still have mine, too. It is called a hood...

Little red riding Hood. Just needs a big, bad wolf!
 
TheCurious said:


I'd recommend some research on the form of function of the foreskin before making that statement. :) My posts aren't intended to be inflammatory, I'm questioning the status quo everyone clings to. Look at it like this...


You can take this information and do with it what you will :)

- The Curious

We did this thread a couple weeks ago. I think we pretty well exhausted the topic of whack or not to whack.
 
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