I can't believe I just jacked off to a video game.

[PerceivedAsReal]

Re: Re: I can't believe I just jacked off to a video game.

Just for clarity - you could buy it through the game - this wasn't an add-on that you actually had to purchase in addition to the game, right?

It was an outfit option for the character within the game, yes.

If I was going to go out of my way to buy something to get off on, I'd go after a porn DVD, not spend my money on computer-generated cheesecake.

I do have my limits.

Not many, but I have them.

 

[Cleopatra]

I suppose that's the "game" of online chat, especially in a place like this.

No one knows if I actually did it or if I was just looking to stir things up a bit by posting something somewhat outlandish.

Repressed guilt? I gave that up when I moved out of my parents house and didn't have to hide, anymore...

Not that I'd pick up the phone and call Mom to tell her about this, mind...

You know, you're absolutely right. Now I don't really care if you did, or didn't. To be honest, the first thing I thought about when I saw this was my husband wondering if Lara came in a bikini.

So... what the hell. I laughed at the thread. You stirred things up, and I *was* a bit bored, so... thanks.

 

[PerceivedAsReal]

i never said that. I do however like to view REAL people. I can explain my fetishes just fine but why should I?

I wasn't asking you to. I was just commenting on the eyeroll you chose to accentuate your post with.

It was an impulse, a pecadillo, and undiscovered proclivity that will likely not be explored further. I thought that this board, with its literate and open-minded posters, would be a place to escape from judgmental sarcasm.

However, I forgot that this is the Internet, and on the Internet, no one knows one is actually a pretty nice person despite one's online behavior...

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Guilty !

I don't know the name of the video game, but while I was at Best Buy, I came across a game and it had this very good looking cartoon man on the cover and I was like "Ooooooolalala"...

 

[PerceivedAsReal]

So... what the hell. I laughed at the thread. You stirred things up, and I *was* a bit bored, so... thanks.

And from the looks of the "blurt" thread, it looks like I earned a response or two, there, as well.

And possibly the "Freak of the Day" award, judging by the timing...

 

[Guest]

However, I forgot that this is the Internet, and on the Internet, no one knows one is actually a pretty nice person despite one's online behavior...

I was kidding. Its your business if you like to spank the monkey to CGI's. So what do you think about Ariel the mermaid and Daphne?

 

[Nora]

Re: Guilty !

I don't know the name of the video game, but while I was at Best Buy, I came across a game and it had this very good looking cartoon man on the cover and I was like "Ooooooolalala"...

You masturbated IN BEST BUY??? Dang..that never happens at my location. *pouts*


PAR - I don't think you're a freak. I think you have a wacky sense of timing though.

 

[PerceivedAsReal]

So what do you think about Ariel the mermaid and Daphne?

I'm more of a Marge Simpson man, myself...especially when she got the boob job.

It's a pretty interesting topic, actually...in the film Crumb I believe it's stated (or at least implied) that Robert Crumb would draw pictures of women expressly to jack off to...

 

[PerceivedAsReal]

Re: Re: Guilty !

PAR - I don't think you're a freak. I think you have a wacky sense of timing though.

I think it's an artifact of changes in my living situation--I live alone for the first time in a couple of years, and some things are working themselves out of my psyche.

Every now and then, one of them just kind of...SPURTS out...

 

[Cleopatra]

I'm more of a Marge Simpson man, myself...especially when she got the boob job.

I wonder if Jessica ever had the "getting them slammed in the cupboards" problem too. Oh wait, I doubt Jessica ever needed to get near cupboards. Any man, or 'toon, as it were, within a 5 mile radius would get her whatever she needed...

Behold, the power of boobs.

 

[Im_a_troll]

forget about the nay sayers...if you found something that can get you off to then god bless you young man...this country could use 10,000 more people with your vision and initiative...to have a plan (or hard on...same thing) and then follow through...that is trully admirable

 

[alexandraaah]

I, for one, think it's awesome.

Sounds like you had fun and the balls to come share it.

Go you.

It's also hilarious.

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: Re: Guilty !

I think it's an artifact of changes in my living situation--I live alone for the first time in a couple of years, and some things are working themselves out of my psyche.

Every now and then, one of them just kind of...SPURTS out...

*laughing*

I shudder to think what I'd be like if I lived alone.

So ok, here's my question. While you were uh...paying homage to the video artistry, were you actually thinking about the fact that you were strokin' it to pixels?

 

[PerceivedAsReal]

Now I'm really worried...troll posted "kind" words to me...yeep.

And Cleo, I'm really more of an ass man myself...though all a woman's physical qualities do have their appeal. Ultimately, though, if I like someone's personality, they're that much more attractive, physically.

 

[PerceivedAsReal]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Guilty !

So ok, here's my question. While you were uh...paying homage to the video artistry, were you actually thinking about the fact that you were strokin' it to pixels?

I was strangely conscious of it and not conscious of it at the same time...I tried to look past the pixels at what the woman the pixels represented would look like if she was there in the room with me. As I said, the slight movements of the character when she was standing still gave a lifelike quality to the animation.

Of course, if she was there in the room with me and I jerked my gherkin out and started whacking it, I'm thinking it would have ended differently...for good of for bad...

And thank you, draaah, for being kind enough to give me a pat on the back...or throw me a virtual wet-nap...or whatever...

 

[Im_a_troll]

Now I'm really worried...troll posted "kind" words to me...yeep.

And Cleo, I'm really more of an ass man myself...though all a woman's physical qualities do have their appeal. Ultimately, though, if I like someone's personality, they're that much more attractive, physically.

and who has more personality than a computer generated algorithm? Certainly not any of the people here at lit (and I do include myself in this estimation).

 

[Cleopatra]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Guilty !

*laughing*

I shudder to think what I'd be like if I lived alone.

So ok, here's my question. While you were uh...paying homage to the video artistry, were you actually thinking about the fact that you were strokin' it to pixels?

*shuddering in the *good* way thinking about Nora living alone*

*ahem*

Sorry. Carry on.

I think I just "paid homage" to pixels too (in letter form, though).

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Guilty !

You masturbated IN BEST BUY??? Dang..that never happens at my location. *pouts*

Sure did .. I just got the box and held it between my thighs......and......



Not !



I did not "masturbated" at Best Buy, I just thought the man on the box was muy cartoon sexy ...


And, PerceivedAsReal

You rock on with your game toon kini' clad woman.

 

[PerceivedAsReal]

Re: Re: Re: Guilty !

Sure did .. I just got the box and held it between my thighs......and......

When Duke Nukem Met Sally?

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Guilty !

When Duke Nukem Met Sally?

Some thing , like that ...

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Guilty !

*shuddering in the *good* way thinking about Nora living alone*

*ahem*

Sorry. Carry on.

I think I just "paid homage" to pixels too (in letter form, though).

I you, Cleo! *smooch*


I totally agree with you, Draaah. I admit that my first thought was "and he admitted it?" but my second thought was, "Ok, this guy would be a hoot-and-a-half in the sack." Um. That is if we could tear him away from his video games.

PAR - I still think it's a riot. I've had those "I can't believe I'm masturbating to this" moments, so I have an idea of what you were thinking at the time. *grins* And no, I'm not gonna say what I was masturbating to. I don't have your brass!

 

[PerceivedAsReal]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Guilty !

That is if we could tear him away from his video games.

Never, ever passed up a real live woman for a video game. Ever.

Okay, once.

(Kidding.)

PAR - I still think it's a riot. I've had those "I can't believe I'm masturbating to this" moments, so I have an idea of what you were thinking at the time.

It was truly just such an odd experience that the posting here was almost a "reality check" sort of thing. A cross between "I can't be the only one who's ever done this" and "isn't this utterly absurd?"

When you think about it, though, how far are we from true virtual sex rather than simply phone sex? A device that you wear that makes you feel like you're in physical contact with someone thousands of miles away?

And when that day comes, how different is it--really--from jacking off to a video game?

 

[Cleopatra]

Guilty !

It was truly just such an odd experience that the posting here was almost a "reality check" sort of thing. A cross between "I can't be the only one who's ever done this" and "isn't this utterly absurd?"

When you think about it, though, how far are we from true virtual sex rather than simply phone sex? A device that you wear that makes you feel like you're in physical contact with someone thousands of miles away?

And when that day comes, how different is it--really--from jacking off to a video game?

Actually, I've posted a few of those. But mine weren't so...personal.

And the day the "virtual suit" becomes available, I'm pretty sure you'll see a huge number of people jacking off to a video game.

See? You're ahead of the crowd. A real ... innovator.

 

[Nora]

I think you're right. That kind of uh..apparatus is bound to be here sooner rather than later. Hopefully we'll all be happy in earthbound relationships by that time and won't get lured in. I'd imagine that something like that would make 'Net addictions look like nothing, comparatively.


And if I ever got passed up for a video game, the person in question wouldn't live to tell about it.

 

[phrodeau]

This gal's been around for a while. She lives and plays on your desktop. You can download a free demo at www.tahni.com. And yes, she pops all the balloons.

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