I Call Bullshit

[Queersetti]

There is too much bullshit in life.

Call it out!

I call bullshit on movie ads that claim "The critics called it TREMENDOUS, and a SMASH!" when the critic really said, "It was a tremendous waste of time, it made me want to smash my head against the wall."

 

[Queersetti]

I call bullshit on supermarkets that set up a "Candy Free Lane" and then put a rack of toys where the candy used to be.

 

[Guest]

I call bullshit on movie ads that claim "The critics called it TREMENDOUS, and a SMASH!" when the critic really said, "It was a tremendous waste of time, it made me want to smash my head against the wall."

um duh.....you didn't know this?

 

[APhil]

I think 20/20 did something on this once, where one of the critics quoted on the poster wasn't real, and another hadn't even heard of the movie, and the third was a real person, but didn't even work at a newspaper.

 

[Queersetti]

Re: Re: I Call Bullshit

um duh.....you didn't know this?

Uh....if I didn't know it, how could I call it out?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: I Call Bullshit

Uh....if I didn't know it, how could I call it out?

well then..........oh well

 

[Queersetti]

I call bullshit on Red Sox fans.

If they ever won the World Series, you would be unhappy because you had nothing to whine about.

 

[DevilishTexan]

You are most definately the official Lit bullshit caller outter!!!

 

[clitlicker469]

I call it bullshit when you set down to watch a DVD movie but you have to watch the promos for the other movies because it wont let you skip ahead. That fucking pisses me off.

 

[Guest]

I call bullshit on Red Sox fans.

If they ever won the World Series, you would be unhappy because you had nothing to whine about.

well the party would be at least a week long......

But we still got the bruins and Celtics to whine about..and there are plenty of otherthings to whine about in New England

 

[Queersetti]

well the party would be at least a week long......

But we still got the bruins and Celtics to whine about..and there are plenty of otherthings to whine about in New England

But Red Sox whining is special.

 

[Guest]

But Red Sox whining is special.

oh true.........but it would be worth it

 

[Queersetti]

I call bullshit on authors who swap ass kisses on the covers of their books.

"Stephen King is our greatest storyteller"- John Grisham

"John Grisham is a modern master"- Stephen King

 

[Queersetti]

I call bullshit on KFC.

"Kitchen fresh chicken", my ass.

 

[Guest]

I call bullshit on KFC.

"Kitchen fresh chicken", my ass.

oh comeon you had to of known this one queer.....

 

[oh21]

I call bull shit on polite society being offended when I want to pull my stud into a dark corner and fuck him senseless. They should sit back and enjoy the show.

 

[Queersetti]

oh comeon you had to of known this one queer.....

We all know it's bullshit, that's the point.

 

[Queersetti]

I call bullshit on Show Biz Moms.

Oh, yeah, right, it was your three year old's dream to be in beauty pageants.

 

[Rhys]

I call bullshit on KFC.

"Kitchen fresh chicken", my ass.

Nice ass.

 

[kamalw1]

I call bullshit on Show Biz Moms.

Oh, yeah, right, it was your three year old's dream to be in beauty pageants.

I absolutely love that show!!! The pageant mom is crazy, and the mom of that 13 year old boy needs to realize her son can't sing. The father of the family should be arrested for moving his family and trying to get them all into acting, even though they don't want it. Is he stupid, or really just that damned oblivious? And the mother of Jordan, the teen girl who wants to act, should smack her child for not taking the acting seriously. I mean, the mother sacrificed so much for her, and she can't even rehearse the lines?

 

[Queersetti]

I absolutely love that show!!! The pageant mom is crazy, and the mom of that 13 year old boy needs to realize her son can't sing. The father of the family should be arrested for moving his family and trying to get them all into acting, even though they don't want it. Is he stupid, or really just that damned oblivious? And the mother of Jordan, the teen girl who wants to act, should smack her child for not taking the acting seriously. I mean, the mother sacrificed so much for her, and she can't even rehearse the lines?

The aptly named Nutter family was on Oprah. She had a psychologist on who really lit into the Dad.

What a narcissist, he couldn't speak a single sentence that didn't have three "I"s, two "mes and a "mine" in it.

 

[kamalw1]

The aptly named Nutter family was on Oprah. She had a psychologist on who really lit into the Dad.

What a narcissist, he couldn't speak a single sentence that didn't have three "I"s, two "mes and a "mine" in it.

I especially liked this week's episode when he couldn't give a straight answer about wanting to continue in the biz or not.

 

[Queersetti]

I especially liked this week's episode when he couldn't give a straight answer about wanting to continue in the biz or not.

You should have seen him on Oprah, chattering on about HIS dreams, while his kid's were breaking out in tears.

 

[Lasz]

I call bullshit on the traffic cops that pull you over for speeding but light up their roof just as an excuse to go through a red light.

 

[Queersetti]

I call bullshit on Jim Morrison.

I mean, really.