I broke my cock!

[Betticus]

Damnit, I think I broke something.

Right, so I've been practicing my tantric right and also practicing the left hand masturbation, for the amidexterity. Also so I don't build one arm up...

I was happily watching porn and talking dirty on the net and masturbating, left handed.. whatever... for about three and a half hours.. it's tantric so no big deal.

I decide that it's been enough, time to cum so I do. But nothing but some precum comes out. That was it, clear fluid. I thought it was no big deal so I wait a bit and switch to the dominant hand and do it again. Bam! Same thing. Nice intense orgasm but no cum. Nothing. Not even as much precum. Fuck.. I tried again later in the bedroom... a nice relaxing place to be and same fucking thing. I think I overdid the tantric. I can cum like mad and nothing comes out.

WTF?

 

[Mr Blonde]

I believe this is a case of retrograde ejaculation. People wouldn't even want to know what I was doing when it happened to me once...

http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/001282.htm

 

[Maximumtest]

Interesting read, I wouldn't like to be in that situation! So what DID happen with you Mr Blonde?

 

[Pure]

Maybe your supply of seminal and 'sperm' fluids is exhausted. Give it a break!!!

 

[Netzach]

I'm just sitting here thinking about new directions in CBT.

Maybe chastity is overrated and the forced wank is the new black.

 

[Kajira Callista]

hmmm maybe he just needs to be milked.

 

[Betticus]

I think KC is on to something here.

I need some lit chicks to come down her where it is warm and milk me.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

I'm just sitting here thinking about new directions in CBT.

Maybe chastity is overrated and the forced wank is the new black.

I've heard of this being done, the man being made to masturbate and have orgasms until his cock is sore and maybe even swollen. And of course, the chastity belt could go back on afterward....

 

[Lilith]

When I saw the title of this thread, all I could think about was how you would go about splinting it.

 

[Lloyd2004]

Damnit, I think I broke something.

Right, so I've been practicing my tantric right and also practicing the left hand masturbation, for the amidexterity. Also so I don't build one arm up...

I was happily watching porn and talking dirty on the net and masturbating, left handed.. whatever... for about three and a half hours.. it's tantric so no big deal.

I decide that it's been enough, time to cum so I do. But nothing but some precum comes out. That was it, clear fluid. I thought it was no big deal so I wait a bit and switch to the dominant hand and do it again. Bam! Same thing. Nice intense orgasm but no cum. Nothing. Not even as much precum. Fuck.. I tried again later in the bedroom... a nice relaxing place to be and same fucking thing. I think I overdid the tantric. I can cum like mad and nothing comes out.

Gee what an awful thing to happen!
Hope you get it all back soon!
May be a few days off is required.

WTF?

 

[snowy ciara]

When I saw the title of this thread, all I could think about was how you would go about splinting it.

I thought about hte plaster casters, myself. I read about them once and wondered what they did with all the casts..

 

[Raeth]

If I am kept hard for more than a few hours, masturbating or not, same thing happens when I orgasm... maybe it's because everything is so tightened up... I dunno.

Only difference is that the next time I orgasm everything seems to work just fine.

Since someone mentioned it, I tend not to ever masturbate that long anymore, I tend to get swollen and sore for at least a day afterwards... everything looks all puffy and doesn't feel right.

Good luck with your bits and pieces...

 

[Lloyd2004]

I think that you will find the sperm went in to your bladder because a valve got stuck open, give it a rest and it should be O.K. if not see your doctor!

 

[Betticus]

I thought that the retrograde ejaculation thing was because of a "precoccus"? muscle thing. Would have to research it.

Having a full blown orgasm with nothing coming out is cool though.

 

[shy slave]

I thought about hte plaster casters, myself. I read about them once and wondered what they did with all the casts..

Two lolly sticks and an elastic band might work as a splint

I think you need to rest it Betticus, so perhaps a few days of atkins diet without the porn may be the best recipe x

 

[Betticus]

Two lolly sticks and an elastic band might work as a splint

I think you need to rest it Betticus, so perhaps a few days of atkins diet without the porn may be the best recipe x

I'm still trying to figure out a way to do a vegetarian atkins diet. Or at least a vegetarian south beach diet.

 

[conntom2002]

hmmm maybe he just needs to be milked.

if yo havent milked yourself.......learn how !! serious fun and quite the mess !

 

[AngelicAssassin]

The Penis Song

 

[Esclava]

OMG...

The Penis Song

That was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while!

But seriously - I've had to replace 2 in the last year...Seems the foreskin can't keep up with the suction and then the rest of the skin follows in short order.

Hmmmmmmm...hope real men last longer...

Esclava

 

[Lloyd2004]

Damnit, I think I broke something.

Right, so I've been practicing my tantric right and also practicing the left hand masturbation, for the amidexterity. Also so I don't build one arm up...

I was happily watching porn and talking dirty on the net and masturbating, left handed.. whatever... for about three and a half hours.. it's tantric so no big deal.

I decide that it's been enough, time to cum so I do. But nothing but some precum comes out. That was it, clear fluid. I thought it was no big deal so I wait a bit and switch to the dominant hand and do it again. Bam! Same thing. Nice intense orgasm but no cum. Nothing. Not even as much precum. Fuck.. I tried again later in the bedroom... a nice relaxing place to be and same fucking thing. I think I overdid the tantric. I can cum like mad and nothing comes out.

What the fuck , no better YET?
Call the vet.
Lloyd

WTF?

 

[Kajira Callista]

if yo havent milked yourself.......learn how !! serious fun and quite the mess !

lol ive been milked by two children and various breast pumps...the thrill of that is gone for me
What i meant by milking was this: http://www.albanypowerexchange.com/BDSMinfo/prostate.htm
not that i would do that for Betticus...cause thats just too mean, but he might wanna find someone who would so he doesnt explode or spontaneously combust or something

 

[Betticus]

lol ive been milked by two children and various breast pumps...the thrill of that is gone for me
What i meant by milking was this: http://www.albanypowerexchange.com/BDSMinfo/prostate.htm
not that i would do that for Betticus...cause thats just too mean, but he might wanna find someone who would so he doesnt explode or spontaneously combust or something

Umm... yeah, that is just mean. My little guy is working just fine now too so... yeah. Back to lioness taming.

 

[AdrianBlack]

You'ver been jerking off too much and ran out of Cum.

 

[Manifest_Shadow]

mr blonde has it right, your body tenses and your muscles are stuck in a state of agitation and your orgasm goes in reverse. You can cause serious harm if you aren't aware of what your doing. Many Taoist tantric practices can cause severe damage to your prostate and genitles because of the way chi flows during orgasms like that, if you aren't sure how to channel it properly.

If it happens again just relax, take a deep breath in through your nose and out your mouth. And focus on the progeria muscle i believe it's called, that circles around your anus and pubis. Don't flex them just focus on them. Until you feel the energy building up then move the energy back up through your spine, feeling it traveling along your spine then to the base of the skull. Coming over the top and in the front of your forehead, then back down your chest over your stomach and center it back on to your penis. Staying calm and relaxed in a meditative state.

When you feel the energy you'll feel a mild tingling or a light warm sensation sometimes both.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Put her on her back and pin her ankles behind her ears

... Until you feel the energy building up then move the energy back up through your spine, feeling it traveling along your spine then to the base of the skull. Coming over the top and in the front of your forehead.

Right idea, wrong pronoun.

... then back down your chest over your stomach and center it back on to your penis.

Right idea, right pronoun.