I bored...

[Lancecastor]

I bored a hole in lavender's head because her blood pressure was going through the roof. I wanted a little Lit entertainment. Something light to get my mind off of things. A diversion, yes - a diversion is what I needed. She eats too much salt, never exercises, smokes like a cancer ward, so I bored a hole in her head.

 

[Cerberus666]

nice dress

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

How boring.

Are you her bore-dom?

 

[HeavyStick]

Wouldn't that be Bore Dom. ?

 

[Lancecastor]

Bore Dom...hey, that's pretty good. I was thinking drill sargeant, but she's too big-boned for me.

Though she's in her final term of law school, so she's surely learned how to give a senior lawyer a long slipperly blowjob by now...

 

[HeavyStick]

 

[Lancecastor]

I must say...that's a rather knowing emoticon you're wearing...am I right, can she gobbled a knob with greedy grace or what?

 

[HeavyStick]

She hasn't swallowed my sword. I was smiling at the "so she's surely learned how to give a senior lawyer a long slipperly blowjob by now..." comment.

 

[Debbie]

If you are so bored that you have nothing but derogatory things to say?
Why not try this for a bit of fun instead?
http://www.rewiredmind.com/viewtopic.php?t=551

 

[Lancecastor]

She hasn't swallowed my sword. I was smiling at the "so she's surely learned how to give a senior lawyer a long slipperly blowjob by now..." comment.

Ah yessss.....Some of my fondest memories of the bar admission course are when the teach the grrls not to stain your dress shirt when they're blowing you.

Lavvy already smokes, so she's well on her way.

 

[glamorilla]

isn't she like twelve years too old for you?

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Entertaining thread here

 

[Gil_Favor]

Entertaining thread here

Indeed it is

 

[Pixie Mischief]

Indeed it is

especially at almost 7 am and you havent sleept yet

 

[Lancecastor]

isn't she like twelve years too old for you?

You got me mixed up with your other leader...

 

[Pixie Mischief]

that is SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO OMG