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naudiz

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With Manu at the helm, Laurel keeps us in line
Gather round, Litsters, I'll sing you a shanty
The kiss of her lash is as sweet as fine wine
If you won't throw money, at least throw your panties

There's a thrill for all
In this quaint cabal
Aboard the good ship Lit.

PC and Oliver would give Muffie a bone
Gather round, Litsters, I'll sing you a shanty
If it weren't for that blasted three foot no cock zone
If you won't throw money, at least throw your panties

There's a thrill for all
In this quaint cabal
Aboard the good ship Lit.

Sillyman, Dreamer, and Naudiz are gamers
Gather round, Litsters, I'll sing you a shanty
Marxist thinks that they're a big bunch of lamers
If you won't throw money, at least throw your panties

There's a thrill for all
In this quaint cabal
Aboard the good ship Lit.

Dill's an intellectual fellow with class
Gather round, Litsters, I'll sing you a shanty
Sunstruck the pimp mama's peddling his ass
If you won't throw money, at least throw your panties

There's a thrill for all
In this quaint cabal
Aboard the good ship Lit.

The Rose Brigraide: Rambling, Red, Summer, and White
Gather round, Litsters, I'll sing you a shanty
Four beauties, a garden of sensual delight
If you won't throw money, at least throw your panties

There's a thrill for all
In this quaint cabal
Aboard the good ship Lit.

Cheffie's a closeted fantasy fan
Gather round, Litsters, I'll sing you a shanty
Rhys, with his Silencing tale is the man
If you won't throw money, at least throw your panties

There's a thrill for all
In this quaint cabal
Aboard the good ship Lit.

And if you think that this story is done
Gather round, Litsters, I'll sing you a shanty
Fear not, fellow perverts, there's still more to come
If you won't throw money, at least throw your panties

There's a thrill for all
In this quaint cabal
Aboard the good ship Lit.


Feel free to add a verse. Or throw rotten tomatoes. Hey, who am I to tell you what to do? :D
 
You've got a gorgeous singing voice.
You're not ugly at all.

Okay, you've replaced Bono on my singers I'd like to fuck list.
 
KillerMuffin said:
You've got a gorgeous singing voice.
You're not ugly at all.

Okay, you've replaced Bono on my singers I'd like to fuck list.

I can be ugly for the sake of bumping Bono off that list. One sea hag, coming up!
 
Once I nailed 'cabal' I knew I was in the zone.

*bounce bounce* More verses to come! :D
 
What the fuck is this? We're on the Good Ship Naudiz? I think this is the point in the movie where we rip off Naud's mask and discover that she's wearing an exact copy of her own face.
 
That was great, Naudiz.
I really think you should add to it.:D
 
I'm glad you found your repeating verse for the shanty. Excellent results for your labor. I like it.
 
Naudiz, my partner in evil, you pen a damn fine shanty. I will be singing this at sea today.
 
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