I Been Thinkin....

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

About money and taxes and how it all works.

A Dollar is really a redemption coupon you trade for services or stuff. The government prints bales of them it then distributes to Niggaz, welfare queens, malingerers, green energy swindlers, GM, and Chelsea Clinton.

Not one of these people got any skin in the game, but they gotta fistful of redemption coupons.

On the other side you got folks like you, maybe; you kept your nose clean, ate your broccoli, became a dentist, and invested a diaper load of money in your office, machines, and staff. People with redemption coupons trade their coupons for you to fix their crack rotted teeth.

Then the President goes on tv, disses you as a greedy mutha fucka, and says he's gonna come get a sack of those coupons, cuz you aint contributin' yo fair share to society, tho you aint got shit from the millions of parasites with the coupons.

This, I think, is the Democrat economic plan, in a nutshell.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I been thinking I think it is not worth thinking about. I think it isn't anyway.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Trü dat!




♨

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I been thinking I think it is not worth thinking about. I think it isn't anyway.

One of these days TSA is gonna knock on your door, stick a hoe in your hand, and flog you to the Recovery Summer National Cotton Field.

And after you pick 1000 pounds of cotton the man gonna say to you, WHAZZ DAT 10 DOLLUHS YOU OWES ME FO DUH BALONEY SAMMICH YOU EAT FO LUNCH. DUH BOTTLED WADDER BE ANUTHA FIVE.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm guessing I'll be droned as a rw-terrorist for my daily hate speech...

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm guessing I'll be droned as a rw-terrorist for my daily hate speech...

Noise pollution. EPA gonna get you.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

One of these days TSA is gonna knock on your door, stick a hoe in your hand, and flog you to the Recovery Summer National Cotton Field.

And after you pick 1000 pounds of cotton the man gonna say to you, WHAZZ DAT 10 DOLLUHS YOU OWES ME FO DUH BALONEY SAMMICH YOU EAT FO LUNCH. DUH BOTTLED WADDER BE ANUTHA FIVE.

I have accepted that for many years now. No matter which political party is doing its' own spin on it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Noise pollution. EPA gonna get you.

My keyboard is too loud?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

My keyboard is too loud?

That excuse never works for me when the Nazis scream about CAPS shouting.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I have accepted that for many years now. No matter which political party is doing its' own spin on it.

Politics is for people whose appetites exceed their talents.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That excuse never works for me when the Nazis scream about CAPS shouting.

*chuckle*

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

So, a few days ago, I pull into this local diner I have been frequenting in the early AM before day break. Through the window, I noted all heads turning towards me, laughing, as I get out grinning back. I think, "Oh hell, they're talking about Texas again." Friendly, lively local folks who have been through the school of hard knocks. They know how to laugh rather than take themselves too seriously.

As I am walking in the door, I sense 'Obamaism' in the air. They all call me 'Tex', therefore assuming I am Republican.

The conversation went something like this:

Cheerfully, I ask, "Why ya'll hating on Obama so early in the morning?" Someone whips back,"We just figured yer kinda pissed Perry got knocked out of the race so early". I came back with,"I never really liked him either, I voted for him [as governor] for lack of logical choices. Plus there was no 'Ann Richards' around to challenge him.

Someone else comes back at me with."So, yer really a Democrat? And yer from Texas?" I volley back with,"Nope on the first. Yep on the second. But I bet I am the only dumbass here to admit he voted for Obama. And I bet about 4 years ago everyone here was patting themselves on the back for being in the Obama camp. Now we are moaning and groaning about him while ignoring the fact we are the ones who put him in office".

The waitress was the only one who understood me. She starts laughing and whips."I told ya'll he'd (JRW) would come up with a way to piss in ya'lls' cheerios this mornin'!"

And everyone starts laughing again.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

THOUGHT #2

What in Hell makes anyone believe pols know squat about creating jobs?

What they know is how to take your money and spend it on their Friends & Family.

I know how to create jobs. I have an urban farm, and I'm seriously thinking about expanding into aquaculture, that is, my compost piles produce enough Black Soldier Fly grubs to feed some catfish. I might be able to hire a neighbor kid to help me out on Saturdays.

 

[ChinaBandit]

The best opportunities for making money these days are outside the US of A.

 

[coachdb18]

I'm just gonna post fucking Carbon Offset Coupons here on Lit and across the net for five bucks a piece, and let the Libtards rush me to save the planet!

 

[KingOrfeo]

This, I think, is the Democrat economic plan, in a nutshell.

That is because you are an idiot.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

That is because you are an idiot.

Youre just embarrassed that Democrats have little to trade for redemption coupons (money), and pissed that dentists are forced to use them for nice stuff and vacations.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

THOUGHT #2

What in Hell makes anyone believe pols know squat about creating jobs?

What they know is how to take your money and spend it on their Friends & Family.

I know how to create jobs. I have an urban farm, and I'm seriously thinking about expanding into aquaculture, that is, my compost piles produce enough Black Soldier Fly grubs to feed some catfish. I might be able to hire a neighbor kid to help me out on Saturdays.

Politicians are concerned with political things and make political compromises that can be packaged and sold to their unnatural customer base, their constituency, who rather suspect that they would be better off if it were not for the machinations of the politicians of that 'other' constituency...



__________________
If you ask your government to treat someone "fairly," the only way it can ever accomplish that task is to treat someone "unfairly."
A_J, the Stupid

 

[mark_j]

Politics is for people whose appetites exceed their talents.

I thought politics was Hollywood for ugly people...

 

[mercury14]

About money and taxes and how it all works.

A Dollar is really a redemption coupon you trade for services or stuff. The government prints bales of them it then distributes to Niggaz, welfare queens, malingerers, green energy swindlers, GM, and Chelsea Clinton.

Not one of these people got any skin in the game, but they gotta fistful of redemption coupons.

On the other side you got folks like you, maybe; you kept your nose clean, ate your broccoli, became a dentist, and invested a diaper load of money in your office, machines, and staff. People with redemption coupons trade their coupons for you to fix their crack rotted teeth.

Then the President goes on tv, disses you as a greedy mutha fucka, and says he's gonna come get a sack of those coupons, cuz you aint contributin' yo fair share to society, tho you aint got shit from the millions of parasites with the coupons.

This, I think, is the Democrat economic plan, in a nutshell.

The Federal government spends more on Medicare than it does on all forms of welfare combined. And defense spending is more than double welfare spending. Spending on green energy, GM, etc are microscopic parts of the budget.

Aren't you retired? With no skin in the game? How are you enjoying your socialized government health insurance?

 

[pete]

The Federal government spends more on Medicare than it does on all forms of welfare combined. And defense spending is more than double welfare spending. Spending on green energy, GM, etc are microscopic parts of the budget.

Aren't you retired? With no skin in the game? How are you enjoying your socialized government health insurance?

so... you're not pleased with the disproportionate amount of social welfare spending?

 

[mercury14]

so... you're not pleased with the disproportionate amount of social welfare spending?

So James doesn't know very much about government spending. Very few people who bitch about it do. They say there's too much spending and then turn around and defend the government's biggest expenditures.

 

[pete]

So James doesn't know very much about government spending. Very few people who bitch about it do. They say there's too much spending and then turn around and defend the government's biggest expenditures.

indeed

but i was interested in your feelings on the us gov't's social spending

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The Federal government spends more on Medicare than it does on all forms of welfare combined. And defense spending is more than double welfare spending. Spending on green energy, GM, etc are microscopic parts of the budget.

Aren't you retired? With no skin in the game? How are you enjoying your socialized government health insurance?

I dont qualify for Medicare yet. That said, I may never use it as I'm pretty healthy and come from stock that stays healthy and lives to 90 or so. Plus I live a pure and chaste life.

 

[mercury14]

indeed

but i was interested in your feelings on the us gov't's social spending

Some things need more spending, some less. It's all a matter of priorities versus how much revenue is raised. But I think the topic on this thread is spending on James' "niggaz', right?