I am so fucking lame

[Very_Bad_Man]

I can't make a hoolahoop work.

Looks easy.

WTF

 

[Peregrinator]

You could have stopped with the thread title.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You could have stopped with the thread title.

STFU you

 

[bluemuse]

I can't make a hoolahoop work.

Looks easy.

WTF

But can you limbo?

 

[Aquagal]

Instead of moving your hips round and round you need to put one foot slightly forward and thrust your pelvis back and forth.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

But can you limbo?

yes i can

always been good at that

 

[LinearMan]

I can't make a hoolahoop work.

Looks easy.

WTF

If you can fuck, you can hoolahoop. Oh, wait -- nevermind.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Instead of moving your hips round and round you need to put one foot slightly forward and thrust your pelvis back and forth.

I need a coach

 

[Peregrinator]

STFU you

La verità fa male, Tony.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

If you can fuck, you can hoolahoop. Oh, wait -- nevermind.

Dude !!!!

I'm not THAT thick

 

[piccicatopolka]

Me too. I can make it work pretty well but its not like I can really do anything special.

 

[Aquagal]

I need a coach

http://i1205.photobucket.com/albums/bb434/Violetmouseful/676fefb5d52f8b1e8ded1e3bcc2db4ff.jpg

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Me too. I can make it work pretty well but its not like I can really do anything special.

where are my belly dancing vids wench?

 

[bluemuse]

Light the fucker on fire. Oh, wait ....

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Light the fucker on fire. Oh, wait ....

That is in my act

 

[thør]

I need a coach

There's one at the Alaska State Fair near the Hooperdoodle cookie booth...

 

[parodyluvr75]

I need a coach

 

[piccicatopolka]

where are my belly dancing vids wench?

You show me yours first.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

You show me yours first.

OMG you are the first Lit wench to ask to see my dick

whoopie

 

[deehere]

Hey...

I'm sure with a little practice you'll be hula hooping with no trouble. I wonder if watching women exercising on tv would help you get the rhythm. Good luck VBM!

 

[Tryharder62]

OMG you are the first Lit wench to ask to see my dick

whoopie

It wouldn't have been but your ignoring wench's. Decreases the odds.

 

[Liar]

Why the blazes would you want to?

 

[Tryharder62]

Why the blazes would you want to?

Because I question it's existance.

 

[colddiesel]

Because I question it's existance.

But it's part of God's creation - Therefore you must believe.

 

[Polarbear57]

I need a coach

Ask Arnie