I am really a boil on a cyst on a hemmhoroid.

[Hanns _Schmidt]

That's me



you have me figured out


I also work for the CIA

 

[brokenbrainwave]

oh hunny bunch, we already knew you were a crusty festering pile of puss. But thanks for the admission

 

[Hanns Schmidt]

The above guy is an imposter


I'm the real Hanns Schmidt


he didn't go to sniper school

 

[iwmggw]

Sorry I missed you (I didn't go to sniper school)