I am Lilguy2.

lilguy2

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Do not worry about who I am, for you don't need to know anyway. I am writing this in regards to all those members who do not want me here. And there are a couple members that I'd like to send a special message to.

Niceguy2002tim - I keep hearing you say that you're going to CHYOO me out. I am still waiting.

Ooohkitty - this correction is for you.

So Mr. Glass before you start chocking stones please see that we all make mistakes but we don't all have to be assholes. -Ooohkitty

Mr. Glass would like to ask, how do you chock a stone? I couldn't find the word in my dictionary. I think you wanted this word instead, C-H-U-C-K-I-N-G. So who is the asshole now?

And lilguy, I haven't forgotten about you. Here is your lesson.

(sniff) I feel touch guys. - lilguy

You feel touch guys? Does that mean you are a flaming homosexual? I don't think so, I just think you missed a couple letters. *ED* T-O-U-C-H-E-D.

Now that I have educated the two of you, I will give Ooohkitty a little respect, after all she found the double D's I purposely left. I am going to leave for a couple days. I trust you can fix your own mistakes until I return on Tuesday. Don't worry, I will have a bombshell to drop when I return. You members will be sorry that you didn't give me a warm welcome to the site.

This correction/ lesson/ message has been brought to you by Lilguy2.
 
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There was an angry chihuahua in the next street to me when I was a kid. It was called Pluto and I seriously hated the fucking thing. Everytime anyone walked past the drive it would race out yapping at your heels. I usually like dogs, but I used to daydream about kicking this fucking pest as far as I could.
 
DUDE YOUR A TOTAL BAD ASS. tHE WAY your able to talk mess to people miles and miles away man Your gangsta. Your deep

Also so smart making correction to thing that clearly slang. When I spell things wrong I admit it like most of this text is spelled wrong. But the other stuff was slang figurtive of speech. Your not even sticking with what you set out to do. It sad man. This is the last time I am really going to speak to you or type to you
 
What could it be?

Hello,
am I the only one wondering what Lilguy2's bomb is going to be? I am kind of curious, aren't you? Also... this is in response to lilguy's message. How do you know that this guys is really miles and miles away? And miles aren't far by the way... if you said 100 miles it would have made more sense. But what if he is more than just a pain in our asses online? I wish his unfriendly ass was online so I could ask him these questions, but he won't be back till tuesday. Why tuesday? Where did he go anyway? Why don't he just stay there and not come back.

Any thoughts on what Lilguy2 is planning?

-Tim (niceguy2002tim)
 
the fuckstick who calls himself "lilguy2" said:
You members will be sorry that you didn't give me a warm welcome to the site.

Fucking hell, what kind of reception did you expect? You barge in and insult people without provocation, you haven't posted any stories or submitted any threads (as far as I can tell), and now you make threats. You contribute nothing but venom and expect a "warm welcome" from us? Whoever you are, you must be very stupid indeed.

How small a person are you that this is what you must do with your time? We are not afraid of your petty threats and there is not one person here coming to your defense. You are serving no useful purpose in this place.

Please go away and do not return. You are as welcome as a genital wart and you have taken up enough bandwidth already. Do us all a favor and go sit on a rusty railroad spike.
 
Hmm, lilguy2, can I please get on your enemies list?

You seem to enjoy bitching at the people who write the most interesting threads, so I guess getting yelled at by your pathetic little self is a symbol of being a good writer.

Let's see, how can I insult your puerile intellect?

Nah, you ain't worth it.

Lilguy2, you're supposedly coming back tomorrow, so here's my challenge to you. I challenge you to write ONE (1) post, in a civil, decent manner. I challenge you to contribute to a story and spend less time ranting about other people's efforts. I challenge you to, in essence, shut up and put your "talent" where your mouth is.

However, I fully expect that you will be unable to do any of that, and so will return with a nice little nitpick on the one word that I misspelled. Deliberateli....

Stuart
 
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