I am leaving Literotica!

[Guest]

I'm so tired of having to hide behind fake names to post my real feelings. i am so insecure and jealous of everyone here. They have such full lives, nice families, and great jobs and i am just a jealous little slob with nothing going for me.

The only thing that validates my existance is trolling because nobody likes me and i am ugly and useless.

Bye

 

[Never]

Hey, I'm ugly and useless too.
Wanna start a clique?

 

[Guest]

You can post under your real name Dixon...we'll all still hate you, don't worry about it.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Thank you Shila. LOL

 

[Always]

*yawns* I get the odd feeling that this troll isn't anyone we think it is. I mean, why would Dixon bother Trolling? People know he's an ass even if he doesn't. Same with EBW and a lot of others. I bet it's somebody who's really sweet and kind and never says anything bad, and doesn't want to ruin their innocently-good image.

Then again, I could just be pissing in the ocean and spouting total bullshit.

 

[Guest]

*yawns* I get the odd feeling that this troll isn't anyone we think it is. I mean, why would Dixon bother Trolling? People know he's an ass even if he doesn't. Same with EBW and a lot of others. I bet it's somebody who's really sweet and kind and never says anything bad, and doesn't want to ruin their innocently-good image.

Then again, I could just be pissing in the ocean and spouting total bullshit.

I vote for the latter.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"Truthbringer?" "Yes it Does?" What's next? "Dances with Wolves?"

 

[Weevil]

*yawns* I get the odd feeling that this troll isn't anyone we think it is. I mean, why would Dixon bother Trolling? People know he's an ass even if he doesn't. Same with EBW and a lot of others.

Hold the phone. People know I'm an ass? Or that I'm a troll?

 

[Always]

I am not your troll, DCL. It seems I have my own troll now... *sighs* Post udner your real name and maybe then I'll care what you think.

Don't think so.


Edit: An ass, EBW. An ass.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I know Shila. LOL I hereby absolve all alegiance to any Shila is a Troll rhetoric.

 

[Guest]

"Truthbringer?" "Yes it Does?" What's next? "Dances with Wolves?"

Maybe.

 

[Weevil]

Edit: An ass, EBW. An ass.

Oh. That clears things up then.


And fuck you.

 

[Always]

I know Shila. LOL I hereby absolve all alegiance to any Shila is a Troll rhetoric.

Are you serious, or just excersizing your assholiness?

 

[Always]

Oh. That clears things up then.


And fuck you.

Sorry. I'm officially Anti-Dick now. *huge grin* And I'm sure you do it better yourself.

 

[Never]

Hey, Never - Always. Never - Always. Never - Always.
We fit!

 

[Weevil]

And I'm sure you do it better yourself.

What? Fuck you?

Well, I do it fairly well but I'm spoken for. Thanks for the invite though.

 

[lavender]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Of course I'm serious. LOL

And, you know what? I just posted another Shila is dumb comment somewhere, and I'm getting bored with the whole thing you call me and ass and I call you stupid thing. It's like the eighth season of Odd Couple. We get it, we get it -- he's sloppy and you're neat.

So, I also hereby drop my Shila feud. LOL It was fun while it lasted, but all running gags must die eventually.

 

[Guest]

It's getting to the point were I can't even figure out who the real trolls are!

 

[Angel]

Um no, I posted as Jealousy Sucks. Read DCL' s troll thread. I was making fun of the troll

 

[Weevil]

Um no, I posted as Jealousy Sucks. Read DCL' s troll thread. I was making fun of the troll

Man, if there's one thing I can't stand it's when members post as guests with stupid "names"

 

[Always]

Hey, Never - Always. Never - Always. Never - Always.
We fit!

it took you that long to notice... *snicker*

 

[sexy-girl]

from the who is always thread :

its got to be Never .. always never always never ... it makes so much sense

its a shame i know who she really is though

Hey, Never - Always. Never - Always. Never - Always.
We fit!

hehe i saw that connection too never

 

[cymbidia]

I bet it's somebody who's really sweet and kind and never says anything bad, and doesn't want to ruin their innocently-good image.

That would be me, right?
Ummm... but lavy would say i'm not witty enough, or young enough.
~sigh~ Can't be a whipping girl. Can't be a troll.
Man. All the good jobs are taken.

Originally posted by Never Hey, Never - Always. Never - Always. Never - Always.
We fit!

In more ways than namewise.

 

[Always]

What? Fuck you?

Well, I do it fairly well but I'm spoken for. Thanks for the invite though.

No! fuck YOU!

and that's NOT an offer.


Damn this is too confusing...