I am in a pickle - ex-GF is Pregnant

[RobDownSouth]

First of all, congratulations on having a relationship with a woman, however brief, where financial consideration was not involved.

May I suggest you have your ex-gf sign up for Literotica? If she subsequently lists a PayPal account I have no doubt that a number of people on the General Board would contribute to her abortion fund, as few people here would like to see your defective DNA propagated any further.

Also, it takes guts for you to admit that you lack the character to "do the right thing". Perhaps you can serve as a role model for similarly character-challenged posters such as amicunt, ex-gay AJ, and of course the Vettebigot.

 

[cjh]

Do not listen to the naysayers. Everyone here thinks they know everything about everything. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother sharing.

wolf!

 

[pornstarwannabe]

wolf!

I am flattered. You look at me, and yell "wolf." That means you like me. I hope you are a girl, cause PSW ain't no Gay.

 

[cjh]

I am flattered. You look at me, and yell "wolf." That means you like me. I hope you are a girl, cause PSW ain't no Gay.

no.

i like you not one bit.

and you cry like a little boy.

http://blaine.org/jules/wolf!%20wolf!.jpg

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

First of all, congratulations on having a relationship with a woman, however brief, where financial consideration was not involved.

May I suggest you have your ex-gf sign up for Literotica? If she subsequently lists a PayPal account I have no doubt that a number of people on the General Board would contribute to her abortion fund, as few people here would like to see your defective DNA propagated any further.

Also, it takes guts for you to admit that you lack the character to "do the right thing". Perhaps you can serve as a role model for similarly character-challenged posters such as amicunt, ex-gay AJ, and of course the Vettebigot.

He's full of shit. Who actually believes he knocked up anyone? Do the right thing? He's talking like he's proud that he's an irresponsible jackhole.

 

[cum2ut]

So let me see if ive got this......you decided to have unprotected sex, your ex says she's preggo & you don't see why you should pay half? Last time I took a biology class, the guy was the reason a egg got fertilized....they don't just do it spontaneously. You contributed in the first place...stop being a pussy & man up for the second half. Think of it as a quick way out of child support.

 

[lustatopia]

He's full of shit. Who actually believes he knocked up anyone? Do the right thing? He's talking like he's proud that he's an irresponsible jackhole.

Hey, Reload you got a link to the...

I-put-a-bullet-in-a-strange-dog's-head-that-was-snarling-at-my-wife-and-new-born-baby

...thread.

Sound's intriguing. You got my curiosity up.

 

[Peregrinator]

Hey, Reload you got a link to the...

I-put-a-bullet-in-a-strange-dog's-head-that-was-snarling-at-my-wife-and-new-born-baby

...thread.

Sound's intriguing. You got my curiosity up.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=599561&highlight=fuck+stupid+owners

 

[pornstarwannabe]

So let me see if ive got this......you decided to have unprotected sex, your ex says she's preggo & you don't see why you should pay half? Last time I took a biology class, the guy was the reason a egg got fertilized....they don't just do it spontaneously. You contributed in the first place...stop being a pussy & man up for the second half. Think of it as a quick way out of child support.

We had protected sex, but only abstinence is 100% effective. But abstinence is not for me.

 

[girlsmiley]

give it up already

 

[richard_daily]

Where are all the wingnuts demanding that his ex-girlfriend have the baby?

ABORTION IS MUUUUURRRDDDEERRRRR!!!!

 

[cum2ut]

Where are all the wingnuts demanding that his ex-girlfriend have the baby?

ABORTION IS MUUUUURRRDDDEERRRRR!!!!

I'd normally agree with you, but in this case, it's a mercy killing....

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

I am waiting for the punchline about a pickle 'seed'.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

We had imaginary sex, but only abstinence is 100% effective. Imaginary sex is for me.

Edited for correctness.

 

[Little_Oral_Amy]

This OP is a piece of work. The second thread insulting to woman in one day. Personally I think he makes this up for a kneejerk reaction. If he acted like this in real life he is definitely spending his time choking his own pathetic chicken.

 

[redheadedtxn]

This OP is a piece of work. The second thread insulting to woman in one day. Personally I think he makes this up for a kneejerk reaction. If he acted like this in real life he is definitely spending his time choking his own pathetic chicken.

He's so fulla shit his eyes are brown.

 

[bill-pix-trade]

Are you sure i was you?

 

[cjh]

He's so fulla shit his eyes are brown.

<--- has blue eyes

 

[Little_Oral_Amy]

He's so fulla shit his eyes are brown.

BTW nice breasts honey

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

He's so fulla shit his eyes are brown.

LOL thank God not everyone's drinking the kool-aid...

 

[bill-pix-trade]

<--- has blue eyes

You could have those colored contacts and not be telling anyone.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Edited for correctness.

That was funny

This OP is a piece of work. The second thread insulting to woman in one day. Personally I think he makes this up for a kneejerk reaction. If he acted like this in real life he is definitely spending his time choking his own pathetic chicken.

Geez. This thread is not insulting to women. Her body, her choice, her cash. Am I a dick? Maybe.

As for the "size matters" thread, admit it that it is important to many women. So much so that if someone says "size matters" then everyone else knows what that means. So where id the term come from?

He's so fulla shit his eyes are brown.

Sorry Red. Green eyes.

 

[Little_Oral_Amy]

Size matters to woman but it matters more to men then women and the men usually doing the asking are usually below the average.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Size matters to woman but it matters more to men then women and the men usually doing the asking are usually below the average.

Uh... my friend was interested in "size matters" so I posted it for him.

 

[Little_Oral_Amy]

Uh... my friend was interested in "size matters" so I posted it for him.

So not only are you a little stubby in the britches you lack the courage to man up.

I got your number junior.