I am in a pickle - ex-GF is Pregnant

[John Doe]

Something strange is going on here. I'd always heard a woman can't get pregnant by fucking her boyfriend in the ass.

This is why I like Lit. Most everyone makes serious comments, then someone comes along and throws in a buttsecks joke.

That and the porn.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

This is a mess. We went our separate ways some weeks back, and now she tells me she is pregnant. She wants to split the cost of the abortion with me. I told her no. I told her "It's your body. You and you alone can make decisions about your body. Pay for it yourself."

She freaked.

Okay, the same retards who believe that I would not (or should not) put a bullet in the head of a strange dog that's snarling

at my wife and newborn baby

believe THIS story? Really?

You people are idiots, and deep down you know it.

 

[cubbies]

This is a mess. We went our separate ways some weeks back, and now she tells me she is pregnant. She wants to split the cost of the abortion with me. I told her no. I told her "It's your body. You and you alone can make decisions about your body. Pay for it yourself."

She freaked.

I didn't even read the rest of the thread. Is it yours? Yes? Man up and split it.

I am 80% against abortion, however, it is the law of the land. Man up.

Orrrrrr. 18 years, 18years..............................................................................

 

[lustatopia]

Okay, the same retards who believe that I would not (or should not) put a bullet in the head of a strange dog that's snarling

at my wife and newborn baby

believe THIS story? Really?

You people are idiots, and deep down you know it.

Reload, you're not the first to question whether this is a true story. Rory did on page one.

But the fact is why does it matter if it's a real experience or something pornstar made up? It's like watching a video of a car accident on TeeVee and then saying you done saw it happen. No, you didn't. You saw pixels on a monitor represent an event.

The only value of pornstar's story is the narrative situation it sets up for a discussion. If it's a bad story it won't get any feedback. End of story.

Only an idiot would bother arguing whether or not the pixels on his computer monitor (at a sex fantasy site, for God's sake) are one and the same as an event in the real world.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

I didn't even read the rest of the thread. Is it yours? Yes? Man up and split it.

I am 80% against abortion, however, it is the law of the land. Man up.

Orrrrrr. 18 years, 18years..............................................................................

Pity that pornstarwannabe's mother didn't do the same thing.

Betcha if we went back 10 years in the past and gave her $500 he wouldn't be here now.

 

[KingOrfeo]

This is a mess. We went our separate ways some weeks back, and now she tells me she is pregnant. She wants to split the cost of the abortion with me. I told her no. I told her "It's your body. You and you alone can make decisions about your body. Pay for it yourself."

She freaked.

Don't be a Scrooge! Buy her a hungry rat on a string!

 

[Liar]

Don't be a Scrooge! Buy her a hungry rat on a string!

You know, rats come with their own string.

 

[cjh]

Okay, the same retards who believe that I would not (or should not) put a bullet in the head of a strange dog that's snarling

at my wife and newborn baby

believe THIS story? Really?

You people are idiots, and deep down you know it.

This thread does remind me more than a little bit of your choking on peanuts thread.

 

[bronzeage]

This thread does remind me more than a little bit of your choking on peanuts thread.

Lt will never recover from the epic fail that was the dead dog thread. It was going to be his greatest internet moment and in the end, all he had was pile of smoking feathers.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Lt will never recover from the epic fail that was the dead dog thread. It was going to be his greatest internet moment and in the end, all he had was pile of smoking feathers.

I wish to point out that my choking on peanuts thread was real, and that I actually did die.

 

[bronzeage]

I wish to point out that my choking on peanuts thread was real, and that I actually did die.

I have to admit I was really skeptical until I saw you were doing a show in Branson. Can't get much deader than that.

 

[chatman2]

chatman2

If yours! I believe you were 1/2 to blame. If you don't want to take responsibility then only use your finger the next time you have sex
and ask the gal to use her hand on you!
Be a man. Men like you give us a bad name.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

I wish to point out that my choking on peanuts thread was real, and that I actually did die.

That's so cute. You call testicles peanuts.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Is it the same girlfriend you did this to?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=760924

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=760906

Or is she the reason you posted this?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=733143

I'm sure he had a political statement here too

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

I can't believe anyone believes pornstarwannabe's story.

You guys are dumb as HELL.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

TBH, sometimes I talk shit. I did talk to my EX today. She is definitely having an abortion. No cost to me though. She is still pissed off, but she is an EX now.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

I can't believe anyone believes pornstarwannabe's story.

You guys are dumb as HELL.

Translation: "Whhhhhaaaaa, Whhhhhaaaaa. PSW is stealing attention away from me. Whhhhhaaaaa"

 

[cjh]

and are you crying wolf in this thread?

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

Translation: "Whhhhhaaaaa, Whhhhhaaaaa. PSW is stealing attention away from me. Whhhhhaaaaa"

You have a stupid audience that buys your bullshit. What else can I say?

 

[pornstarwannabe]

You have a stupid audience that buys your bullshit. What else can I say?

We are like Family here on Lit. You feel left out? Give PSW a hug.

 

[LJ_Reloaded]

We are like Family here on Lit. You feel left out? Give PSW a hug.

I prefer to be left out of any crowd that believes you knocked up anyone.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

The two or three people in the thread who expressed mild belief that the bullshit OP was true and if so, reprehensible, were just enough for the smurfing smurf to congratulate himself that he pulled it off. The 20 or 30 other people who recognized it as bullshit are of no consequence to said smurfing smurf.

 

[Honey123]

The two or three people in the thread who expressed mild belief that the bullshit OP was true and if so, reprehensible, were just enough for the smurfing smurf to congratulate himself that he pulled it off. The 20 or 30 other people who recognized it as bullshit are of no consequence to said smurfing smurf.

Great. Now it's like reading the end of the book before I even start!

 

[bronzeage]

TBH, sometimes I talk shit. I did talk to my EX today. She is definitely having an abortion. No cost to me though. She is still pissed off, but she is an EX now.

Lucky girl.

 

[pornstarwannabe]

Great. Now it's like reading the end of the book before I even start!

Do not listen to the naysayers. Everyone here thinks they know everything about everything. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother sharing.