I am gonna save a thread quantity and pack it all in.

[Starfish]

Cut and Paste this into a post, and reply to all my questions, or I'll run away crying and you'll all make Santa angry.

Did you make your Barbies fuck?

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?

Are you joyful and triumphant?

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?

Do you still make paper snowflakes?

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?

Is there no place like home?

Do you peek, or shake?

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?

Is this too many questions for one thread?

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?

What is your favorite cartoon?

What is your favorite cable channel?

Do you eat prunes?

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?



After some replies I'll play along...


Happy Saturday everyone.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

YOur forgot when I'm going to pop!!!

 

[Summery]

Cut and Paste this into a post, and reply to all my questions, or I'll run away crying and you'll all make Santa angry.

Did you make your Barbies fuck?-Damn straight I did...my barbie was so used!

Do you eat ice cream out of the container? When I am depressed eating a pint of Ben & Jerrys

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped? Whipped cream...love that stuff

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water? -I am probably the only one not exposed to South Park!

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?-The Grinch...theres a chance he isn't real?

Are you joyful and triumphant?- I am both, just depends on what day you ask. Today I am joyful

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted? -I fed them to the dog...at least I tried, even the dog didn't like them.

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it? Yeah I grabbed my crotch.

Do you still make paper snowflakes? I still do, and now I add glue and glitter to them!

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree? I need to get my tree first...but the answer next week will be yes!

Is there no place like home? Nope, no place like home

Do you peek, or shake? Not sure sounds like an orgasmic question? Oh now I get it. lmao

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that? Not sure?That would be yes.

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow? Warming glow baby, just add plenty of spiced rum or brandy.

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit? No

Have you ever heard of Rarebit? No...should I feel stupid now?

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name? No answer

Does Ice cream make you have to poo? No, but I will probably think about that next time I eat it....thanks for mentioning it.

Is this too many questions for one thread? Not for me, I can handle it

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards? I definately prefer regular mail cards

What is your favorite cartoon? Dexters laboratory

What is your favorite cable channel? Discovery.."justice files"

Do you eat prunes? No Ewww!

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year? I hope so.

 

[scylis]

Cut and Paste this into a post, and reply to all my questions, or I'll run away crying and you'll all make Santa angry.

Did you make your Barbies fuck?

i don't own barbies

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?

i have, yes

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?

marshmellon

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?

yes. b/c it's hard for runny or watery shit to dance?

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?

i don't have one?

Are you joyful and triumphant?

fuck no.

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?

i love peas. only fresh or frozen ones at our house (ones that actually are green, in other words)

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?

no

Do you still make paper snowflakes?

nope

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?

what tree?

Is there no place like home?

yes, there is a place like home. better, in fact. it's called "grandma's house"

Do you peek, or shake?

shake

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?

yes

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?

vomit

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?

what's a rabbit?

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?

nope

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?

doubtful

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?

all food makes me expell bodily fluids. that's all the more detail you should need to know

Is this too many questions for one thread?

cheese?

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?

snail mail

What is your favorite cartoon?

Cowboy Bebop

What is your favorite cable channel?

The History Channel

Do you eat prunes?

no

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?

do Marines like guns?

When do you think NSW will pop?

a week from wednsday

After some replies I'll play along...


Happy Saturday everyone.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Originally posted by Starfish
Cut and Paste this into a post, and reply to all my questions, or I'll run away crying and you'll all make Santa angry. Don't do that.

Did you make your Barbies fuck?
No, but GI Joe got some action.

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?
Hell yes.

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?
Marshmellow.

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?
I remember being a cub scout and our leader had us making angels as a craft project for Christmas. One of the kids was jewish, and told us he didn't believe in angels. Blew me away, how can you not believe in angels. Then he started to tell us about how Jesus isn't the real thing. Kid was lucky to leave alive.

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?
I am not sure about this question. Commercial character?

Are you joyful and triumphant?
I am joyful but not triumphant.

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?
I ate all my peas. My dog wasn't allowed in the house.

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?
Yep. Then there was the famous cheek squeeze when you had to do a 2.

Do you still make paper snowflakes?
No. And I wonder why not.

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?
Nope.

Is there no place like home?
No, thank god.

Do you peek, or shake?
Both.

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?
Yep.

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?
Hated it as a kid. Love it as an adult.

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?
What the hell is Rarebit?

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?
See above.

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?
No.

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?
No, but I need lots of water afterwards.

Is this too many questions for one thread?
No.

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?
Regular, I don't delete them, or throw them away. Still got some from 20+ years ago.

What is your favorite cartoon?
Spongebob Squarepants.

What is your favorite cable channel?
Depends on the subject matter and night of the week.

Do you eat prunes?
God no.

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?
Bet she already has.



After some replies I'll play along...


Happy Saturday everyone.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[christophe]

Cut and Paste this into a post, and reply to all my questions, or I'll run away crying and you'll all make Santa angry.

Did you make your Barbies fuck?
They were not anatomically correct

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?Hell who doesnt

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?
Marshmellow

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water? It's hard to be a gentile on Hannukah

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?Mr Snow Miser.

Are you joyful and triumphant? I am joyful but never playyed the trumpet

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?Mom and dad had each pea catalogged and numbered we had to eat them.

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?
I still do

Do you still make paper snowflakes?Yes but they all melted

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?
Of course

Is there no place like home?

yes this is true, until I have to fix something

Do you peek, or shake????

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?
See above

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?
OMG it's made from egg whites....yeeesh

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?
Not until just now

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?
see above

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?I always try to mispell it


Does Ice cream make you have to poo?
Only if i eat more than 3 gallons at a time

Is this too many questions for one thread?
whew

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?

Regular
What is your favorite cartoon?

Ren and Stimpy
What is your favorite cable channel?

History Channel
Do you eat prunes?

Does anyone under the age of 65 who isnt chronically constipated?

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?
I hope Laurel will undress this year


After some replies I'll play along...


Happy Saturday everyone.

 

[christophe]

Cut and Paste this into a post, and reply to all my questions, or I'll run away crying and you'll all make Santa angry.

Did you make your Barbies fuck?
They were not anatomically correct

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?

Hell who doesnt

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?
Marshmellow

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?

It's hard to be a gentile on Hannukah

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?

Mr Snow Miser.

Are you joyful and triumphant?

I am joyful but never playyed the trumpet

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?

Mom and dad had each pea catalogged and numbered we had to eat them.

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?
I still do

Do you still make paper snowflakes?
Yes but they all melted

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?
Of course

Is there no place like home?

yes this is true, until I have to fix something

Do you peek, or shake????

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?
See above

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?
OMG it's made from egg whites....yeeesh

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?
Not until just now

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?
see above

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?I always try to mispell it


Does Ice cream make you have to poo?
Only if i eat more than 3 gallons at a time

Is this too many questions for one thread?
whew

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?

Regular
What is your favorite cartoon?

Ren and Stimpy
What is your favorite cable channel?

History Channel
Do you eat prunes?

Does anyone under the age of 65 who isnt chronically constipated?

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?
I hope Laurel will undress this year


After some replies I'll play along...


Happy Saturday everyone.

 

[Starfish]

Okay, I am floored.... Great answers so far... I should, however added in the question, Is redundancy usually an accident or do you mean it when you do it?

Let me clarify.... Barbie and GI Joes are like the same thing to me... toys. Sorry...

Oh and Schoolteacher, I would have turned that Jew into the Rabbi for not believing in Angels. Jews believe in the Seraphs. What the fuck? What a moron.

DA, you go sleepy poo again? LOL.


Did you make your Barbies fuck? Oh yeah.... Like doggies with two dinglings.

Do you eat ice cream out of the container? Yep

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped? Whipped cream

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?
It is hard to be a Jew on Christmas.
Their friends won't let them join in any games.
And they can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph, cause there's something wrong with them.
Their people don't believe in Jesus Christ divinity..
Their a bunch of Jews, a bunch of lonely Jews, on Christmas.

Hannukah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over their houses every year.
And instead of eating ham they have to eat kosher latki
Instead of Silent Night they're singing "Hu, haghtol gavish"
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles tell me please..

They are a bunch of Jews, a bunch of lonely Jews,
They'd me merry, but they're Hebrew
On Christmas.

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real? By this I mean like... Well... The Grinch. Or Frosty, or some other poor marketable soddish creation.

Are you joyful and triumphant?
Sort of, and usually.

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted? I ate them with honey, I've done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny but it keeps them on my knife.

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it? I held it, then rubbed it, and that is where I learned that having to pee can be FUN!

Do you still make paper snowflakes? You betcha. I do like our friend Summer Rose.

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?
I can't eat candy canes.

Is there no place like home? I think Scylis is wrong. My Grandma lives in a retirement village.

Do you peek, or shake? shake

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?
I fucking asked it, didn't I?

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?
Warming glow... unless is is store bought, and all.

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit? Yes I did, and it freaked me out, and I cried Hassenpfeffer... Hassenpfeffer be saved! And then my Mom pointed out that it was just toast with some gravy-ish sauce on it. Go figure.

Have you ever heard of Rarebit? Yes, I asked the fucking question, didn't I?

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Does Ice cream make you have to poo? Yes it does. I am angry about it too.

Is this too many questions for one thread? Yes

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards? BOTH, but I like my mail cards the best.

What is your favorite cartoon? Snorks

What is your favorite cable channel? Animal Planet

Do you eat prunes? No, but I have sugar plums dancing in my head.

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year? YES SHE WILL!

 

[weathered2]

Did you make your Barbies fuck?
Probably tried to fuck my sister’s barbies, but I don’t remember (“age thing again”)

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?
No, I’m not allowed near the ice cream or the milk jug without appropriate hardware.

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?
No cocoa; low-carb thing; ysed to prefer marshmallow.

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?
Think maybe it is, but maybe it’s milked a little bit also. Don’t know Mr. Hankey, but if he is “well formed”, I’d like to meat, (oops), meet him.

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?
Mr. Grinch. He’s pretty real around here when the credit card bills hit.

Are you joyful and triumphant?
Maybe just semi-contented, not joyful. Never triumphant.

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?
Ate peas; could have gotten busted for cauliflower; don’t remember (age…)

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?
Yes, and had that quick little hopping up and down thing with the pitiful whine. Now that I understand gravity better, the hopping thing wasn’t such a great idea.

Do you still make paper snowflakes?
No, but thanks for reminding me. Great “grandpa thing” to show someone I adore.

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?
Someone I adore (see above) may have nicked one or two, with conspiratorial assistance from grandpa of course.

Is there no place like home?
No, unfortunately. I could really go off on a philosophical rant on that one, but partied too hard last night; you’ve been spared.

Do you peek, or shake?
Both, as much as possible, if you mean what I think.

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?
I hope so.

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?
Homemade is great. Grocery-store sucks big time.

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?
Who is Rarebit, might like to meet him or her too.

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?
See above.

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?
Ii gather you did? (Answers your question, right?)

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?
Haven’t noticed that connection. Now a nice cup of copy this time f morning… excuse me…

Is this too many questions for one thread?
It’s nice now and then to be able to see this much stuff on a thread without pictures of that asshole “weathered” (oops, that’s me; told you I partied too hard last night).

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?
Real cards are easier to tape up on the wall.

What is your favorite cartoon?
Forever, Roadrunner/Coyote. New stuff, Dexter’s Lab.

What is your favorite cable channel?
Don’t have “one”. Favor History, Speedvision, A&E, some sports, “E”.

Do you eat prunes?
Occasionally for trail food.

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?
Don’t know Owen, but I’d like to meet him.

 

[lovetoread]

Did you make your Barbies fuck?

Yes I did.

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?

Nope

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?

At home marshmellows,at booksamillion I get the whipped cream.

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?

Cause on South Park anything is possible.


Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?

Santa and I believe he was real at one time.

Are you joyful and triumphant?

Not at the moment.

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?

Hid them under the plate,always got caught.

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?

I was a crotch grabber.

Do you still make paper snowflakes?

Yes I do.

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?

All but the popcorn flavored ones. For some reason no one is eating them.

Is there no place like home?

At the moment its not good here.

Do you peek, or shake?

I dont know.

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?

Nope,not me.

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?

Dunno dont drink it.

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?

Yes

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?

Yes

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?

Nope

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?

No

Is this too many questions for one thread?

Almost

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?

I love both.

What is your favorite cartoon?

Rugrats

What is your favorite cable channel?

Fox news

Do you eat prunes?

Yes

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?

Yes


Happy Saturday everyone.

You too.

 

[Starfish]

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?
Think maybe it is, but maybe it’s milked a little bit also. Don’t know Mr. Hankey, but if he is “well formed”, I’d like to meat, (oops), meet him.

Mr. Hanky is a piece of feces that wears a christmas hat and sings, and gives good advice.

Owen is a cat.

Rarebit is a hot babe with big tits.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Cut and Paste this into a post, and reply to all my questions, or I'll run away crying and you'll all make Santa angry.

Did you make your Barbies fuck?
I never had barbies, but I drew pubic hair on the ones in the department store where I worked when I was 15

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?
Hell yes

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?
No

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?
Eh?

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?
Hmmm . . . nope

Are you joyful and triumphant?
No more than usual

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?
I eat them

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?
Yes

Do you still make paper snowflakes?
Still?

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?
What tree?

Is there no place like home?
None, no mater how far I travel or where my heart goes

Do you peek, or shake?
Neither, I'm a good boy

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?


Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?
Enough will leave me squirting through the eye of a needle, but I like it until then

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?
Eh?

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?
Nope

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?
Not me, I'm a shocker

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?
No, it gives me a head ache, not a stomache ache

Is this too many questions for one thread?
By far

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?
I get e-cards, so I suppose I prefer the ones I get, but there's somehting nice about the feel and accesability of a real card

What is your favorite cartoon?
Batman

What is your favorite cable channel?
OLN

Do you eat prunes?
Not if I can avoid it

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?
Duh, is the Pope catholic?


After some replies I'll play along...


Happy Saturday everyone.

 

[Debbie]

Re: Re: I am gonna save a thread quantity and pack it all in.

Did you make your Barbies fuck?
No

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?

No

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?

i don't drink cocoa

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?

I don't watch South Park so the answer is n/a non applicable


Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?

Santa. I believe he is real so that my 8 year old does, 'cos the 12 year old told him Santa died



Are you joyful and triumphant?

Sort of

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?

Hid them under the table, eventually got caught

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it

No.

Do you still make paper snowflakes?

No

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?

No, but the video camera IS on RECORD


Is there no place like home?

I love home

Do you peek, or shake?

Shake

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?

Ahem *blush* yes

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?

Warming glow

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?

No

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?

No

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?

Yes, me, BETTE DAVIS

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?

Yes it's an irritable bowel thing

Is this too many questions for one thread?

Not for you, no

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?

E cards

What is your favorite cartoon?

Don't have one

What is your favorite cable channel?

None

Do you eat prunes?

Yes

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?

I sorta hope so, if he wants to co operate


Happy Saturday everyone.

Sunday for me

 

[chanaud]

Did you make your Barbies fuck?

Heck yeah, Barbie was a hoe!

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?

Yes, why dirty another bowl.

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?

Whipped cream of course.

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?

For Kyle it is. Look where he lives for God's sake! Good point on the song.

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?

Mrs. Claus because she was the boss's wife; therefore she didn't have to work and she had no qualms over her weight. She enjoys being plump.

Are you joyful and triumphant?

Not this morning.

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?

I was one of those freaky kids who loved her vegetables. Peas with parmesan cheese. yummmmmm

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?

No.

Do you still make paper snowflakes?

Yes.

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?

Yes, I only have 2 left.

Is there no place like home?

No there isn't.

Do you peek, or shake?

Are we talking about presents? Shake

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?

LOL


Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?

Warm glow if there's rum in it.

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?

Yes, still do.

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?

Yes.

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?

Where is she?

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?

*sigh* Yes.

Is this too many questions for one thread?

Naw.

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?

Regular mail cards. I think it's more personal.

What is your favorite cartoon?

Scooby Doo, of course.

What is your favorite cable channel?

HBO. Their shows kick ass!

Do you eat prunes?

Don't have to.

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?

Probaly, poor cat.



After some replies I'll play along...


Happy Saturday everyone.

Thank you, same to you.

 

[bluespoke]

Cut and Paste this into a post, and reply to all my questions, or I'll run away crying and you'll all make Santa angry.

Did you make your Barbies fuck? - Some of us boys weren't lucky enough to get Barbies.

Do you eat ice cream out of the container? - All the time

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped? - Whipped cream.

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water? - Pass

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real? - Rudoplh, he obviously enjoys a bottle of wine or three. Of course he's not real he'd have died of cirrhosis by now.

Are you joyful and triumphant? - Aways, when I'm on Lit (except when I encounter bad mouthing 'unregistereds'.

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted? - Ate the lot and the brussel sprouts.

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it? Still do!!!!

Do you still make paper snowflakes? - No, never did.

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree? - Will be when the tree goes up.

Is there no place like home? - Well, there's Lit.

Do you peek, or shake? - Both.

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that? - Oh yes, you little cheat, trying to find out what you got from Santa!

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow? - Much vomit!

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit? - Yes

Have you ever heard of Rarebit? - Love cheese on toast with worcester sauce.

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name? Probably not.

Does Ice cream make you have to poo? - No, it gives me headaches after the first pint.

Is this too many questions for on e thread? - No. more more, I'm bored this afternoon.

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards? - All cards.

What is your favorite cartoon? - Anything that says ' What's up doc?'

What is your favorite cable channel? - Paramount Comedy.

Do you eat prunes? - Never.

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year? - Hope so.

 

[lilminx]

Did you make your Barbies fuck?
Yup- and I used to make Ken lick Barbie's boobies.

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?
Most of the time, unless I'm at my mom's house.

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?
I like marshmallows; HATE whipped cream.

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?
Only being a half-Jew, it's never been hard for me because growing up, I celebrated both Jewish and Christian holidays. i would imagine it's hard if you're a Jew and everyone around you is Christian. I tmust get annoying. Oh and I have no idea why Mr. Hankey is always solid.

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?
The grinch, and I have seen many real-live Grinches in my life.

Are you joyful and triumphant?
Not right now- maybe later tonight I will be

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?
My dog used to actually spit out the peas I would give him. My mom actually found it funny, so I never got in trouble.

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?
Nope.
Do you still make paper snowflakes?
Yes- with my students (sometimes it's great being a first grade teacher. I get to relive my childhood again).

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?
Don't have a tree up.

Is there no place like home?
Yes.
Do you peek, or shake?
No idea- wait- is that PEAK, or shake? If so, I peak.
(Oops- realized that I read this the wrong way- Boy, am I a perv! I peek, I don't shake in case it's something delicate).

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?
Yuck.

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?
Yes.
Have you ever heard of Rarebit?
Yes, but I still don't know what it means.

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?
Hmmm.... I don't know.

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?
No- my mom's coffee does though.

Is this too many questions for one thread?
Well, yeah....

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?
Either one is fine by me. Just send me a card, damnit!

What is your favorite cartoon?
Dexter's Laboratory.

What is your favorite cable channel?
Comedy Central

Do you eat prunes?
No.
Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?
I hope she does, but so far it doesn't seem like she will (at least, for the boards).

 

[Harbinger]

Cut and Paste this into a post, and reply to all my questions, or I'll run away crying and you'll all make Santa angry.

Did you make your Barbies fuck?

About 6 of my GI Joe's got lucky with my sisters Barbies while on R&R. I guess they were BAR Barbies.

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?

Yes, if I'm going to finish it.

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?

Ovaltine and hot milk. Instant if backpacking.

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?

I profess my ignorance on the whole question.

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?

Jack Skelington, and you're damn right he's real.

Are you joyful and triumphant?

Oh, yes.

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?

I liked my peas. Still do.


When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?

Only if it became a physical necessity. It works for boys.

Do you still make paper snowflakes?

Yes, and mine have the proper six-rayed symmetry, too!

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?

No candycane is safe.

Is there no place like home?

Nope.

Do you peek, or shake?

Are we talking about presents or taking a leak?

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?

Well, I narrowed it down to two.

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?

Yum, and it packs the high calorie punch I crave.

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?

I thought it had something to do with Bugs not paying on a gambling debt.

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?

I like it, too.

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?

Well, now they are!

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?

Not unduly. Hey, Unduly Poo would be a good name for a band.

Is this too many questions for one thread?

So far, or the total number?

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?

Regular mail, handmade, any kind.

What is your favorite cartoon?

Clutch Cargo

What is your favorite cable channel?

I don't get cable anymore, since I don't spend much time watching TV, anyway. I used to like American Movie Classics when it first started, though it's not anywhere as good now.



Do you eat prunes?

Yes, just the lemon essence ones. Only 'cause I like 'em, I'm as regular as one of Mussolini's trains.

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?

I can't wait to find out!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Did you make your Barbies fuck? Ha yes but they weren't mine

Do you eat ice cream out of the container? yes

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped? I don't drink coco

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water? don't know

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real? I like rudalf YES HE IS REAL

Are you joyful and triumphant? no

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted? I like all vegies (even though peas are a seed)

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it? nope crossed legs and hoped

Do you still make paper snowflakes? yes

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree? nope

Is there no place like home? nope... unless you count Hell

Do you peek, or shake? don't know

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that? i'm sure there is

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow? i like it but the non alcoholic one, even know how to make it

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit? nope

Have you ever heard of Rarebit? nope (sounds like a vid game company)

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name? nope

Does Ice cream make you have to poo? no

Is this too many questions for one thread? 7 more would have been too much

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards? don't like cards much

What is your favorite cartoon? (i told you never ask me that the answere is to long)

What is your favorite cable channel? tele-toons

Do you eat prunes? nope

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year? yes she is evil to those cats, and I like it

 

[seXieleXie]

Did you make your Barbies fuck?

i made them kiss... does that count

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?

yes, on a regular basis these days as i can get ben & jerry's pints on my meal plan

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?
whipped cream

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?

yes, i think it's hard to be jewish during christmas. i think that most people eat enoug fiber on christmas eve that mr. hankey will be well formed the next day.

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?

that elf who wanted to be a dentist in the christmas movie about the misfit toys... 'cause he was gonna follow his dream or be damned... i know he's not real though

Are you joyful and triumphant?

occasionally

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?

we didn't have a dog, but if we did then i would have

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?

no i crossed my legs really hard

Do you still make paper snowflakes?

yes my room is decorated with them

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?

i don't have a tree

Is there no place like home?

there's no place like home, but the place i call home isn't where my parents live

Do you peek, or shake?
???

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?
no clue

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?

vomit


Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?

yes

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?

yes

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?

maybe now that they have such a nice role model

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?

no

Is this too many questions for one thread?

maybe

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?

regular

What is your favorite cartoon?

powerpuff girls

What is your favorite cable channel?

comedy central

Do you eat prunes?

no

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?

all signs point to yes

 

[Rambling Rose]

Did you make your Barbies fuck?
She fucked anything that moved...and that included Growing Up Skipper and that plastic horse.

Do you eat ice cream out of the container?
The single serving pint? Ummm yeah.

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped?
Marshmallow ~ I like to wait until they've melted into a foam before slurping.

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is?
It's only a little harder than being a goya on Hannukah - I want my dreidel and chocolate coins!

Why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water?
Who cares? He loves me and I love you. You smell just like a flower!

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real?
It's a tie between the Grinch and Scrooge. All that angst and humbuggery just does it for me.

Are you joyful and triumphant?
I'm not even faithful. I did come, though.

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted?
Starfish, for shame! Making that poor dog eat food even you couldn't stomach...

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it?
Damn. Someone's been watching "Sybil" again.

Do you still make paper snowflakes?
Usually out of napkins at the table while waiting for my dinner.

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree?
My candy canes never make it to the tree.

Is there no place like home?
Not at the moment.

Do you peek, or shake?
I'm a shaker, not a peeker.

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that?
Now I am beginning to wonder.

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow?
Well, at first you get the warming glow...the vomit comes later and it ain't pretty, folks.

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit?
Doesn't everyone?

Have you ever heard of Rarebit?
That Welsh cheesey shit on toast, right?

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name?
*sigh~heavy, heavy sigh*

Does Ice cream make you have to poo?
Only coffee flavoured.

Is this too many questions for one thread?
You were never known for your minimalism, baby.

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards?
Definitely paper. Cut down more trees! I need my cards!

What is your favorite cartoon?
I love those old Merry Melodies cartoons. Remember The King of Cartoooons on Pee-Wee's Playhouse? What a freak.

What is your favorite cable channel?
IFC

Do you eat prunes?
I love prunes and they love me right back.

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year?
The question is ~ Will we get to see it?

 

[Bette Davis]

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

You're wrong on that count, Fishy.

 

[Wanderer D]

Did you make your Barbies fuck? - My GI joe fucked my sister's Barbie. Does that count?

Do you eat ice cream out of the container? - Yes

Is your cocoa marshmellow or whipped cream topped? - Marshmellow

Is is hard to be a Jew on Christmas, like Kyle claims it is and why do you think Mr. Hankey is always well formed when we see him, even though the song says sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's corney, sometimes he practicaly water? - I'm not Jewish, but I love Southpark.

Who is your favorite commercial Christmas character, and how much do you believe they are real? - No commercial character really strikes a cord with me. *shrug*

Are you joyful and triumphant? - Rarely.

Did you eat all your peas, or feed them to the dog? Did the dog then barf them on the rug in front of Mom and you got busted? - I love peas.

When you had to pee as a little kid, and your Mom or Dad said "You have to hold it", did you grab your crotch and hold it? - Lol, no.

Do you still make paper snowflakes? - Sadly, no.

Is the count of candycanes already dwindling on your tree? - None on the tree this year.

Is there no place like home? - No.

Do you peek, or shake? - eh?

Is there anyone who knows what I meant by that? - Not I.

Eggnog... vomit induction, or warming glow? - Warming glow.

Did you think Rabbit the first time you heard of Rarebit? - No.

Have you ever heard of Rarebit? - No.

Is anyone going to ever spell Bette Davis properly as a member name? - They will now.

Does Ice cream make you have to poo? - No more than normal.

Is this too many questions for one thread? - Nah. Ask away.

Do you prefer e-cards or regular mail cards? - Either is fine.

What is your favorite cartoon? - Lately, Southpark. I also like Dexter and most Anime.

What is your favorite cable channel? - Sci Fi channel followed closely by Comedy Channel.

Do you eat prunes? - No, but I'm not opposed to them.

Will Laurel dress Owen up this year? - Yes. No. Maybe.

 

[registered "^^"]

again........up

 

[Summery]

Bump for obvious reasons! Damned trolls screwing up the board format again!