I Am Every Woman's Nightmare

[Rooster]

I don't cook
I don't clean
I don't take out the garbage
I don't have a steady job
I am not an amatuer chocolatier (I.E. I make my own chocy)
I don't have a sense of humor
and I have a second head.. his name is Gambit.

Give it up for the perfect man

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Dude....you are DA MAN!!!!

 

[deliciously_naughty]

I don't cook
I don't clean
I don't take out the garbage
I don't have a steady job
I am not an amatuer chocolatier (I.E. I make my own chocy)
I don't have a sense of humor
and I have a second head.. his name is Gambit.

Give it up for the perfect man

but you're cute

 

[Rooster]

Well ... I got 1 good quality then

 

[katelync]

Honesty

You are cute and honest. Two major points Nice AV

 

[bad kitty]

I don't cook
This is true
I don't clean
This is partially true
I don't take out the garbage
This is rarely true, but starting to get more common
I don't have a steady job
Thank God this is a lie
I am not an amatuer chocolatier (I.E. I make my own chocy)
This is true
I don't have a sense of humor
No, you just have a strange sense of humor sometimes
and I have a second head.. his name is Gambit.
This is true

Give it up for the perfect man

Cute spoof darlin