I am dating a homeless girl!!!?

[loquere]

I found this on Yahoo! Answers- This is supposedly real but it isn’t from me I just thought it was the funniest shit ever!


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080916152749AA1Fcfm

PS: I found this on Yahoo! Answers- This is supposedly real but it isn’t from me I just thought it was the funniest shit ever!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080916152749AA1Fcfm


I have been dating a homeless girl for the past few months. Its actually a great relationship. Its just like any normal relationship, except she lives in the park and it's wierd when I drop her off. I feel like she wants to stay at my place but i get crowded. And when we go out to dinner she inhales her food, she has no manners. I'm a successful lawyer so I make a lot of money, but I don't want to feel like she is only with me for money so I hardly ever pay for things. Do you think it is going to work?"")

PS: I found this on Yahoo! Answers- This is supposedly real but it isn’t from me I just thought it was the funniest shit ever!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080916152749AA1Fcfm

 

[RoryN]

*shrug*

 

[loquere]

*shrug*

What is that, a lazy California response. No wonder the place is a failed state. Oregan needs to just extend the state line on your ass!

 

[RoryN]

What is that a lazy California response. No wonder the place is a failed state. Oregan needs to just extend the state line on your ass!

Butthurt noted.

 

[loquere]

Butthurt noted.

That’s just my keynote speech for when I run for Governor of Oregon!

 

[bra_man69]

(""I am dating a homeless girl!!!?

I have been dating a homeless girl for the past few months. Its actually a great relationship. Its just like any normal relationship, except she lives in the park and it's wierd when I drop her off. I feel like she wants to stay at my place but i get crowded. And when we go out to dinner she inhales her food, she has no manners. I'm a successful lawyer so I make a lot of money, but I don't want to feel like she is only with me for money so I hardly ever pay for things. Do you think it is going to work?"")

PS: I found this on Yahoo! Answers- This is supposedly real but it isn’t from me I just thought it was the funniest shit ever!

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080916152749AA1Fcfm

1. You're a sorry fuck can't let girlfriend stay at your place
2. You just said how much money you make you can't get her a place sorry fuck
3. You won't pay sorry fuck now we see why she's homeless
4. You're a sorry fuck for being a liar.

 

[loquere]

1. You're a sorry fuck can't let girlfriend stay at your place
2. You just said how much money you make you can't get her a place sorry fuck
3. You won't pay sorry fuck now we see why she's homeless
4. You're a sorry fuck for being a liar.

You do realise I said this was'nt me right, I did not write it. I found it online and thought it was funny. Did you not read the full preamble. In reality I have a family, a wife and too many kids.

 

[RoryN]

Unfunny Thread is unfunny.

 

[loquere]

Unfunny Thread is unfunny.

I think it's very funny! You can post here again when your state is'nt a part of the developing world!

 

[bra_man69]

You do realise I said this was'nt me right, I did not write it. I found it online and thought it was funny. Did you not read the full preamble. In reality I have a family, a wife and too many kids.

Who gives a shit you're still a sorry fuck
and don't fucking pm me.

 

[loquere]

Who gives a shit you're still a sorry fuck
and don't fucking pm me.

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[loquere]

Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[loquere]

-->die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RoryN]

Sweet - a flip-out!

Hey, loquere: everyone's forwarding your PM. Funny shit!

 

[loquere]

There is nothing that I PM'd that i did'nt post on this thread. I'm nothing if i'm not transparent. When people piss me off i just turn my prosecutor brain on. I actually believe people that anger me should die. After all people that piss me off usually are criminals!

 

[bra_man69]

Sweet - a flip-out!

Hey, loquere: everyone's forwarding your PM. Funny shit!

I told you it was pretty funny did you read the newest one yet

 

[loquere]

Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[loquere]

I told you it was pretty funny did you read the newest one yet

Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RoryN]

I actually believe people that anger me should die.

When you feel this way, do you boot up Halo and make "pew pew pew" gun noises?

 

[loquere]

Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[loquere]

When you feel this way, do you boot up Halo and make "pew pew pew" gun noises?

You sir need to attend to fixing your failed third world state!

 

[loquere]

I told you it was pretty funny did you read the newest one yet

Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[bra_man69]

There is nothing that I PM'd that i did'nt post on this thread. I'm nothing if i'm not transparent. When people piss me off i just turn my prosecutor brain on. I actually believe people that anger me should die. After all people that piss me off usually are criminals!

Still doesn't change you're a sorry fuck
I bet you're a criminal and you live a failed life
So how's your mom's basement

 

[blobfish]

Cheer up!

 

[loquere]

I told you it was pretty funny did you read the newest one yet

Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!