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I Am Average
Pick up the dog do.
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I Am Average
That link goes back five years.
Six feet one inch.
Two hundred forty-five pounds.
Two championship rings.
BMI: NFL Hall of Fame
But it’s solid muscle. He said so.
Think of it this way; be thankful you are average because your position is at the very pinnacle of the bell curve. This gives you the best view of everyone else.
I shoot for below average, that way I'm never disappointed.
^^^^Misses shot, often
Dude, I got a bracket right now that's 100%. That's right, I picked Murray St.
So fuck off, I rock.
I Am Average
I have an average height.
I have an average weight.
I possess the average eye color.
I have a median-priced property.
I live in a house of a popular color.
I have accumulated average wealth.
I drive one of the most-sold vehicles.
I read a book in about two and a half days.
My intelligence would best be described as common.
My penis is of average length, diameter and circumference.
Of course, at Lit, this puts me in the bottom quintile looking up.
^^^ Talk about an overinflated sense of worth.I Am Average
I have an average height.
I have an average weight.
I possess the average eye color.
I have a median-priced property.
I live in a house of a popular color.
I have accumulated average wealth.
I drive one of the most-sold vehicles.
I read a book in about two and a half days.
My intelligence would best be described as common.
My penis is of average length, diameter and circumference.
Of course, at Lit, this puts me in the bottom quintile looking up.
My whining, unlike yours, is actually average.
Rob. So help me I'm actually glad to see you.Don't sell yourself short, Chief. Back in your prime, your whining was the stuff of legend. You set the standard for many years with your whiny victimhood.