I Am Average

[SpeareChucker]

He has convinced himself that he is first quintile, above the rest, a real LIT Hall of Fame member...,



Even his delusions are above average.

 

[TontoedRanger]

We will get to 'average' in due time.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Not the paragon of posters, the keeper of elephant memories of lies told past...


He's the main hamster on the wheel!

 

[SpeareChucker]

This is one above-average troll!

 

[Rightguide]

My whining, unlike yours, is actually average.

Besides, like an amateur, she keeps all her eggs in one basket.

 

[CandiCame]

My whining, unlike yours, is actually average.

Don't sell yourself short, Chief. Back in your prime, your whining was the stuff of legend. You set the standard for many years with your whiny victimhood.

But he's out of his prime now. Never thought anyone would be jealous of my bitching ability but the world is vast.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fa/67/5e/fa675e3ecdea341952b4c2becdea1d42.jpg

 

[SpeareChucker]

Candi, you are clueless.


Was it something I said that caused you to turn off your brain and follow Throbbie's lead?

 

[Saint Peter]

Are you average or are you so-so?

 

[SpeareChucker]

I Am Average

I have an average height.
I have an average weight.
I possess the average eye color.
I have a median-priced property.
I live in a house of a popular color.
I have accumulated average wealth.
I drive one of the most-sold vehicles.
I read a book in about two and a half days.
My intelligence would best be described as common.
My penis is of average length, diameter and circumference.

Of course, at Lit, this puts me in the bottom quintile looking up.

Reposted with emphasis for the slow so that they may more easily move back up into the upper quintiles instead of proving their beliefs false.

 

[beew]

My intelligence would best be described as IDK I was in AP track in school but that's a local thing and I'm surrounded by dumbassery so big fish little pond thing. The standards are so low that people say I'm smart but then watch me eat candy I found under the couch and have to take a second to reconsider.

You're brimming with modesty.

 

[Kantarii]

Reposted with emphasis for the slow so that they may more easily move back up into the upper quintiles instead of proving their beliefs false.

Wouldn’t that require them to understand what a bell curve is? Just asking.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Wouldn’t that require them to understand what a bell curve is? Just asking.

Clearly it requires no self-awareness where they are concerned.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Reposted with emphasis for the slow so that they may more easily move back up into the upper quintiles instead of proving their beliefs false.

^ Lacks the awareness to know everyone got what he was saying, but thought it was too dumb to acknowledge.

 

[SpeareChucker]

Oh, von_Bismark, I'm sorry. I forgot you were there. You may go now.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Wouldn’t that require them to understand what a bell curve is? Just asking.

Pshaw.....AJ's banhammered buddy, Ishmael, used to lecture us often on the bell curve, specifically how it "scientifically proved" that Negroes were inferior to the white race in virtually everything.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Pshaw.....AJ's banhammered buddy, Ishmael, used to lecture us often on the bell curve, specifically how it "scientifically proved" that Negroes were inferior to the white race in virtually everything.

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89756936&postcount=1

 

[SpeareChucker]

The lowest quintile of half-truth is finally out of bed...

 

[Kantarii]

http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=89756936&postcount=1

Should I respond to him, Ann? He keeps following me around like he wants to fuck me or something. I tried ignoring him, but he just won’t go away with the above average stupidity. Fuck it, I’m claiming him on my taxes next yearKant

 

[SpeareChucker]

Once he decides that you are an enemy of the Democrat Party, he will never let up.


I think he's Donna Brazile...

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Should I respond to him, Ann? He keeps following me around like he wants to fuck me or something. I tried ignoring him, but he just won’t go away with the above average stupidity. Fuck it, I’m claiming him on my taxes next yearKant

He has 60000 posts on a porn board. What does that tell you?

(edit to say- & not a single one sexual in nature )

 

[Kantarii]

Once he decides that you are an enemy of the Democrat Party, he will never let up.


I think he's Donna Brazile...

I’m not an enemy of the Democrat party, just a Republican. Never mind ... that falls under the “if you’re not with me, you’re against me” mentality. I stand corrected.Kant

 

[SpeareChucker]

Indeed.


Republicans are not as nuanced as the Democrats...

 

[Kantarii]

He has 60000 posts on a porn board. What does that tell you?

(edit to say- & not a single one sexual in nature )

I get 20-25 private messages a day from trolls asking for pics of my dick. What does that tell you?
Kant

 

[RobDownSouth]

He has 60000 posts on a porn board. What does that tell you?

That I follow teh forum rulez and have never been banhammered....

 

[HisArpy]

Once he decides that you are an enemy of the Democrat Party, he will never let up.


I think he's Donna Brazile...

I think Sean think's he's Donna Brazile.

You think maybe rubberybelowthebelt is pretending to be Sean?