I am a woman

[Never]

I know this may shock some board members but... I am female.

I hope I have not hurt too many of you with the lies and tales of manhood I have falsely spewed at the general morass of the board.

No, I do not have an 11 inch cock.
No, I do not have firm, rippling pecs.
No, I do not earn a six plus figure per year.

I beg the board to forgive me for my wickedness and open this thread to any one, man or woman, which I have taken in with my deception to flame me like meat at a BBQ.

PS: I will now be leaving Literotica in disgrace.

 

[p_p_man]

What the Hell's all that about?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Never, you are still a Nut.

I know you don't have nuts, but you have cojones!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

as i said on the other theread...

Never I don't care if your a man or a women, All's I know is you mentioned something about sending me a video of you and two women........


When the hell is it getting here?

 

[Never]

I would answer you..

But I have left the board in disgrace.

I will, however, be trolling you and other board members for the hell of it for at least a week until I return while making the, always dramatic , "I'm back" speech at which point I expect everyone to kiss by ass and welcome me back dispite any bitchiness on my part -- ever.

 

[Ask For More]

You're a woman?


Well that changes everything doesn't it!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Miss Pure Evil

I will, however, be trolling you and other board members for the hell of it for at least a week until I return while making the, always dramatic , "I'm back" speech at which point I expect everyone to kiss by ass and welcome me back dispite any bitchiness on my part -- ever.

Well come on... TROLL

Oh but you have to use funky Never siglines like last year or it doesn't count

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Oh Never I'll suck up and Kiss your ass even if you don't leave for a week.
Being a suck up is one of my finiest skills

 

[cymbidia]

I always knew you were a woman.

How else could you be a lesbian?

 

[*bratcat*]

Bad Never...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: I always knew you were a woman.

How else could you be a lesbian?

Round here you don't even need to be human, let alone female...

 

[cymbidia]

Yeh. What he said.

Round here you don't even need to be human, let alone female...

Round here she's always on my mind
Round here hey man got lots of time
Round here we're never sent to bed early
And nobody makes us wait
Round here we stay up very, very, very, very late

How did you know i just put this CD on, Cheffie?
Are you psychic?

 

[sexy-girl]

no wait if nevers a woman then what am i ?

 

[Mensa]

no wait if nevers a woman then what am i ?

A challenge!

 

[nasty]

no wait if nevers a woman then what am i ?

You're sexy-girl. Or is that sexy, girl? I can never keep track of these things.

 

[cymbidia]

no wait if nevers a woman then what am i ?

Apparently out of apostrophes and commas, darlin'.



Ack!
I don't want to be part of the Grammar Police.
Stop me before i correct someone again!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Apparently out of apostrophes and commas, darlin'.

ROFLMAO

That cracked me up.

I'm such a nerd

 

[GuyJD]

Okay NEVER, if your goal is to confuse the board, congradulate yourself.

Let's set the record straight, which is it?
You're a man?
You're a woman?
You're a man with hopes of becoming a woman?
You're a woman with hopes of becoming a man?
You're an Altoid with hopes of becoming a steroid?

C'mon, inquiry minds want to know...............LOL

Whatever the case may be, you're still welcomed here Ms. Never, I mean Mr. Never, I mean............OH DAMN, now I'm confused.

 

[sexy-girl]

Apparently out of apostrophes and commas, darlin'.



Ack!
I don't want to be part of the Grammar Police.
Stop me before i correct someone again!

LOL ... no wait i wasnt given any when they were handed out when i joined here ... laurels sending me a big box for after christmas you'll have to put up with me till then

and for guyJD's sake never's never and shes fab thats all you need to know

 

[Angel]

I'm thinking about becoming a lesbian just for Never.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Where's DCL?

Apparently out of apostrophes and commas, darlin'.



Ack!
I don't want to be part of the Grammar Police.
Stop me before i correct someone again!

ROTFLMAO!

OK, I don't know never (feels like saying I never know nothing) but I can't see where it must needs lead to disgrace. Of course, I can't see where one can take such a "reversal" at face value either. Welcome to the net, where things are not always as they seem, eh?

 

[Dillinger]

Really... you're a woman? Well then, let's hear you ROAR in numbers too big to ignore.

Tell me, Never - do you know too much? Have you heard it all before? Have you been down on the floor? I bet no one's gonna keep you down again!

Are you wise? Was your wisdom born of pain? Have you paid the price? How much have you gained? Can you do anything?

Are you:

• Strong?
• Invincible

Are you woman?

Can we bend you? You won't break if we do, will you? Are you determined to achieve your final goal? Will you come back even stronger? I bet you're not a novice any longer. Have we deepened the conviction of your soul?

Are you wise? Was your wisdom born of pain? Have you paid the price? How much have you gained? Can you do anything?

Are you:

• Strong?
• Invincible

Are you woman?

Can we watch you grow? See you standing toe to toe with lavy and mishka and spread your lovin' arms across the land? But you know... in a lot of ways... you're still an embryo - with a long way to go. So you need to make us all understand.

Are you wise? Was your wisdom born of pain? Have you paid the price? How much have you gained? Can you face anything?

Are you:

• Strong?
• Invincible

Are you woman?

Are you:

• Strong?
• Invincible

Oh... are you woman?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Thank you oh so much Dillinger, now that song will be trapped in my wee little brain all day long.

still in complete lust with that av

 

[Renegade]

We have women at Lit?? And here I thought they were all just men in cyberdrag.

 

[XXplorher]

I know this may shock some board members but... I am female.

I take back what I said about you then - I don't want to fuck you. Wait....... I never said that. Okay, I'm clear (phew).

That's too bad, eh. I was certainly hoping it was a 'man' with that awareness.




(I'm kidding people. And I expect VERY few of you to get the joke. You better laugh though, Never.)