I am a pizza delivery God!

[JazzManJim]

It doesn't matter if I'm the only guy on the road (which I have been for most of the last two Sundays), or one of a crowd (which I was tonight). There's no place I can't deliver to. There's no customer so irate over a late delivery time that I can't schmooze and make them very happy *and* keep their business.

There's no internal personnel situation I can't help solve. There's no order too complex for me to take on the phone.

I am the complete pizza stud package! I AM THE PIZZA GOD!

ROAR!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I love you.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Dear Policemen,

I am a piza delivery God!

Nah, doesn't have the same ring

 

[Azwed]

hehe

You are funny.

 

[Silverlily]

Originally posted by JazzManJim
There's no place I can't deliver to.

Excellent, I'm about twenty-some miles up the road and I want extra pepperoni and double cheese.


(Please tell me you don't work for Pizza Slut)

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Dear Policemen,

I am a piza delivery God!

Nah, doesn't have the same ring

ROFL

I bet he couldn't have delivered to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in their first movie.

 

[sunstruck]

Hawiian please, easy on the cheese!

 

[princess4u]

was wondering where that strange ROAR came from ~

 

[Simply Me]

Would you deliver me one up on my mountain then? No one will come up here..

 

[JazzManJim]

Oh let the smack talking continue!

I delivered three orders and saw the same Papa Johns guy roaming around the neighborhood. I pulled alongside him and asked what was up. He gave me an address and asked me if I knew where it was.

Of coruse I knew where it was! I AM THE PIZZA GOD!!!

So I told him how to get there and went back to the store and picked up another double. Back to the same neighborhood and he was still there! I told him to follow me and I'd get him there.

I AM THE SHEPHERD OF LOST PIZZA MEN! Follow me and ye shall know the glory of my righteousness! Tips shall be laden on thee as the rain from the heavens! Never shall ye be lost. Nay, the puzzlement of hidden house numbers shall not befall thee.

Though the large dogs may bark and snarl at thee, I will shut their mouths. They shall not bite upon thee nor shall they chase your car and nip at the tires thereof.

 

[Silverlily]

Damn, then I guess you don't work for Papa John's.


*sigh* I love those little peppers. (Yes, I know they're called something else, but fuck if I remember what it is.)

 

[Azwed]

JMJ is scaring me.

The peppers are bannana peppers I think.

 

[JazzManJim]

Damn, then I guess you don't work for Papa John's.


*sigh* I love those little peppers. (Yes, I know they're called something else, but fuck if I remember what it is.)

Little peppers?

You don't need those trifles to have a true Pizza Experience! Just let the Pizza God bring the hot stuff right to your door and all shall be well.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

JMJ is scaring me.

The peppers are jalepeno and I am sure i misspelled that.

Yeah, pepperoncini or Tuskan peppers are spelled this way.

 

[Azwed]

Yeah, pepperoncini or Tuskan peppers are spelled this way.

bastard for quoting me

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Mmmm.....

pizza would hit the spot right about now ...





Pizza GOD !!!!!!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

bastard for quoting me

Actually, you were right with both jalapeno and banana peppers. I've gotten both as sides with pizza delivery.

 

[ub6ibfine]

well as i tell all the drivers at my work delivery aint shit...
them cats come to work pick up some pizzas go drive to
the house deliver the pizzas a lotta cats probably be blazin
on they runs so they gettin paid to get fucked up *LoL* an
they answer phones *LoL* i mean i undastand it can get
stressfull an all but where i work its del dine in pick up so that
means if one is busy then we are. delivery cant be busy unless
tha cooks r dine in or pick up tha same. da grill is where its at...

 

[Silverlily]

pepperoncini

Thank you!

 

[LisaFunOne1]

two larges, extra cheese an extra pepperonis
also a salad with major amounts of pineapple

pretty please?

all kidding aside way to go JMJ

 

[teddybear4play]

I live a block and a half away from the best pizzeria in town, and they have large one toppings for $5 if you pick them up.

So, sorry God. Found a better deal.

TB4p

 

[LukkyKnight]

I heard a rumor that this so-called deity let down KillerMuffin tonight. I look for the funeral to be a very sad event, since the Papa John's guy will be late.

 

[Pyper]

No dammit, it's peppercini, which is different from a jalapeño.

 

[penguindance]

 

[penguindance]