bronntanas
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Mariposa, I'm sorry I teased you so badly about the Big M. I know that you're more commitment-phobic than me, and I know why, and I did tease you way too much. I think, that after the experiences you've had and the messes of marriages in your family, you're one of the bravest people I know to even be doing this. Your long standing "no way in HELL" attitude to Bride-hood is part of what made the initial harassment so much fun, but.... I should have stopped when you told me to the first time, not when you threatened to rip my balls off and feed them to my cats! I'm sorry.
D... I'm sorry I teased your blushing yet manic bride enough to inspire her one and only Bridezilla moment of her matrimonial career. You didn't deserve the fallout from the havoc I created. You handled it well. Thanks for letting me live.
Now then, the yard work's done, the a/c-heating ducts are clean, and I'm volunteering to remain as your houseboy and slave until Sunday morning. I am out of the Marriage Meltdown betting pool, and I, in no way whatsoever profited by my actions this weekend. I actually had my money on the "Tuesday afternoon between trips to the airport to pick people up spot."
Again, many apologies to both of you and I wish you two the very very best.
Oh and Congratulations!
D... I'm sorry I teased your blushing yet manic bride enough to inspire her one and only Bridezilla moment of her matrimonial career. You didn't deserve the fallout from the havoc I created. You handled it well. Thanks for letting me live.
Now then, the yard work's done, the a/c-heating ducts are clean, and I'm volunteering to remain as your houseboy and slave until Sunday morning. I am out of the Marriage Meltdown betting pool, and I, in no way whatsoever profited by my actions this weekend. I actually had my money on the "Tuesday afternoon between trips to the airport to pick people up spot."
Again, many apologies to both of you and I wish you two the very very best.
Oh and Congratulations!