I am a bounder and a cad and I should be not beaten for a few weeks because of it....

bronntanas

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Mariposa, I'm sorry I teased you so badly about the Big M. I know that you're more commitment-phobic than me, and I know why, and I did tease you way too much. I think, that after the experiences you've had and the messes of marriages in your family, you're one of the bravest people I know to even be doing this. Your long standing "no way in HELL" attitude to Bride-hood is part of what made the initial harassment so much fun, but.... I should have stopped when you told me to the first time, not when you threatened to rip my balls off and feed them to my cats! I'm sorry.

D... I'm sorry I teased your blushing yet manic bride enough to inspire her one and only Bridezilla moment of her matrimonial career. You didn't deserve the fallout from the havoc I created. You handled it well. Thanks for letting me live.

Now then, the yard work's done, the a/c-heating ducts are clean, and I'm volunteering to remain as your houseboy and slave until Sunday morning. I am out of the Marriage Meltdown betting pool, and I, in no way whatsoever profited by my actions this weekend. I actually had my money on the "Tuesday afternoon between trips to the airport to pick people up spot."

Again, many apologies to both of you and I wish you two the very very best.

Oh and Congratulations!
 
Are you going to make him wear a french maid uniform? Or maybe just the lil white apron? Can I come over too?
 
I am a bounder and a cad....

Oh my Lord! I've got a friend living in Galway who's always saying those old phrases. Thanks for dredging up some good memories! :D
 
ROFL O'Mac. I'm from Ireland, btw... But from a whole lot further north than Galway.

Ciara, you didn't get a good enough eyefull during my surfing lesson? And she (Mari) picked cut off jeans and a muscle shirt, btw.
 
I miss all the fun!

Are there pictures of these cutoffs and muscle shirt? I'm a show me kinda girl, after all. :D



Congratulations to mariposa and to D... :rose:
 
Apparently not, but I'm trying to sharpen the images from the great surfing lesson. I was too far away, so when bronn came out of the surf in the all together, clad in the shreds of his trunks, I didn't get a lot of detail.
 
snowy ciara said:
Are you going to make him wear a french maid uniform? Or maybe just the lil white apron? Can I come over too?

Can I have pictures? Pretty pretty please?
 
I swear Lil Bit sabatogued my trunks somehow. She avoids the beach like the plague, but at my one and one surfing lesson, she just happens to be there with not one, but three cameras....
 
bronntanas said:
I swear Lil Bit sabatogued my trunks somehow. She avoids the beach like the plague, but at my one and one surfing lesson, she just happens to be there with not one, but three cameras....

I'd have been lurking in the water with an underwater camera. :D
 
But that would require being in the water, you see. Pathetic, aren't I? And I did not sabatogue your little wardrobe malfunction, bronn, and the surfer guy did suggest to you to go get some board shorts or somthing. (It seems that his original trunks didn't have enough "give" in them in the event of a truly spectacular wipe-out. He was right.....)
 
Shame, snowy, shame.. I was counting on you for some truly perve-worthy pictures! :D
 
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