I Ain't Buying You Shit For Valentines Day

[Marxist]

Nope. Not a goddamn thing. Not even a fucking card. Get real.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Crushing.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Now I won't feel bad about not buying you anything.

You're a perfect gentleman, Marx.

 

[Marxist]

Crushing.

You get double nothing.

 

[Cheyenne]

Good, then I won't buy you anything either.

I already bought enough for someone else!

 

[metalpalace]

Anyone gonna buy me anything

 

[Mia62]

Nope. Not a goddamn thing. Not even a fucking card. Get real.

Who needs you to?? I have kids who will make me an objet d'art...filled with love.

 

[Marxist]

Now I won't feel bad about not buying you anything.

You're a perfect gentleman, Marx.

Triple nothing for you.

Bitch.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

You get double nothing.

same thing you gave me last year.

 

[Violette]

Nope. Not a goddamn thing. Not even a fucking card. Get real.

Damn! And I just ran out of fertilizer!

 

[Marxist]

Anyone gonna buy me anything

A haircut.

 

[sunstruck]

Well fuck you next Christmas.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I'm glad.

Scatological gifts are so last season.

 

[Marxist]

same thing you gave me last year.

I sent you cookies in the shape of your ass. Don't you remember, baby?

 

[metalpalace]

A haircut.

That is not quite what I had in mind! Jealous sob

 

[Marxist]

I'm glad.

Scatological gifts are so last season.

SLG gets roses, a box of chocolates, and a picture of our future child (Tyrone). Don't ask me how I will accomplish this task but I will, oh yes....

 

[Gilly Bean]

That's good, cause I wasn't planning to buy you piss for valentines day, doll face.

 

[Marxist]

Well fuck you next Christmas.

Aren't you Jewish or something?

 

[superlittlegirl]

SLG gets roses, a box of chocolates, and a picture of our future child (Tyrone). Don't ask me how I will accomplish this task but I will, oh yes....

 

[sunstruck]

Aren't you Jewish or something?

Just half.

 

[Rubyfruit]

*pout*

 

[Ham Murabi]

Good thing you made the announcement today. Tomorrow would have been too late to cancel the order for the Mercedes I was going to give you.

 

[Marxist]

That's good, cause I wasn't planning to buy you piss for valentines day, doll face.

I'm buying you a new dildo.

You've got to quit using bananas, you're getting rot.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I think we should all pitch in and get Marxist some Serafem.


*giggle*

 

[metalpalace]

Shoot, the only offer I got was a hair cut... gosh darn