I accept

[parodyluvr75]

I need a really awful writer to help me with my first story.

My first one involves a writer kidnapped by a psychotic English teacher. He is shackled in her basement with just a bed, desk and typewriter. She beats him regularly with an unabridged dictionary and a wooden ruler. There's lots of sex and grammar correction.

 

[Never]

I need a really awful writer to help me with my first story.

You rang?

I have written two novels and over a dozen short stories, but have not been able to secure an agent or be published outside of fanfiction.net and literotica.com.

I am a legit bad writer, and not one of those non-writers who just jokes about being one.

My first one involves a writer kidnapped by a psychotic English teacher. He is shackled in her basement with just a bed, desk and typewriter. She beats him regularly with an unabridged dictionary and a wooden ruler. There's lots of sex and grammar correction.

Can you go into a bit more detail?

 

[missgreekgeek]

This sounds like Misery.... I like it

 

[parodyluvr75]

You rang?

I have written two novels and over a dozen short stories, but have not been able to secure an agent or be published outside of fanfiction.net and literotica.com.

I am a legit bad writer, and not one of those non-writers who just jokes about being one.



Can you go into a bit more detail?

I was thinking for the twist at the end, he could think he was being rescued only to wind up in another English teacher's basement. They're a secret group of psychotic English teachers that kidnap and swap bad writers for their own perverse uses.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I need a really awful writer to help me with my first story.

My first one involves a writer kidnapped by a psychotic English teacher. He is shackled in her basement with just a bed, desk and typewriter. She beats him regularly with an unabridged dictionary and a wooden ruler. There's lots of sex and grammar correction.

I'd written several books published by a small publishing house. I got kidnapped by a psychotic english teacher. I was shackled with just a bed, desk, and typewriter.

I spread my legs and bore down. I knew that I was unleashing the unholiest of the unholiest. With every guttural push, I worried for the innocent. Worry for the innocent soon faded along with the joy of release......

I summoned it.....and it arrived. Bellowing, enveloping all those who came near. Enclosing them in my humid love.

fuck yeah.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Oh yeah...correct my grammar baby.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I tried to bare down to give my lover her prize. She quickly corrected me, demanding that I "bear" down. I was quick to comply.,

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Shitting up the room, I grew aware of her attention.

She stared at my dangling participle as it grew turgid.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You must love abuse, mister.

 

[butters]

I need a really awful writer to help me with my first story.

My first one involves a writer kidnapped by a psychotic English teacher. He is shackled in her basement with just a bed, desk and typewriter. She beats him regularly with an unabridged dictionary and a wooden ruler. There's lots of sex and grammar correction.

unabridged dictionary? wow, hardcore!

*props*

 

[Lancecastor]

semi-colon.

word.

 

[parodyluvr75]

unabridged dictionary? wow, hardcore!

*props*

That'll teach them to abuse the language.

semi-colon.

word.

I laughed.