I’m cumming!

[HordHolm]

Well, from time to time my wife asks me if she's allowed to come...

 

[Filipinawife]

Well, from time to time my wife asks me if she's allowed to come...

I always tell my husband when I am cumming

 

[DarkSollat]

As it's posted in author's hangout, I assume it's somehow connected to using the quote in erotica and if it's realistic that way.

My answer is: I neither write nor read erotica for it to be realistic. Quite an opposite even - it should be hotter, lewder, dirtier and more insatiable So everything goes

 

[MillieDynamite]

So you don't want the list then?

No, I do not!

I take it you are not a "Two Girls, One Cup" fan.

If that's a story about girls and excrement, I don't.

 

[sonofsolstice]

So, a recently published study concluded that female orgasms fall into five categories:

First, the positive orgasm, as in, "Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yeeessss!"

Second, the negative orgasm, as in, "Oh No, Oh No, Oh Noooooo!"

Third, the religious experience orgasm, as in, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh Goooodddd!"

Fourth, the potty mouth orgasm, as in, "Oh Fuck , Oh Fuck, Oh Fuuuuckkkk!"

Of course, there are orgasms which span multiple categories, as in, "Oh God Yes!" or "Oh my Fucking God!"

Finally there is the fake orgasm, as in "Oh [your name here]!"

 

[jsmiam]

Right up there with the irrumation kink people seem to have. I try not to judge, but the scatmongers, irrumators, and furries make it difficult... :/

I had to look irrumator up. I had heard of the related emetophilia. (Hint: it’s similar to irrumator: one of those lookups you may be happier if you didn’t look it up. Forewarned is forearmed. ;-)

 

[Bisexguy70]

One of the things that i always do. Ill let out “oh God your gonna make me cum!!! Except its in a groaning/moaning fashion. My Guy friend loves hearing me say it. He always lets me know too. Obviously men cant fake it.

 

[Purple_Fronds]

Obviously men cant fake it.

With a condom and fucking they can.

 

[SoCalAshley]

Thank you for all the suggestions. To help all the writers on Lit, here is what we have up to this point: "Fuck fuck fuck. Oh gawd. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." "I'm cummmmminnnngggggg" "I'm going to come;" "ohgodohgodohgodohgod..." “Oh yes baby, I’m gonna cum all over your face.” "I'm close, it's right there, almost there," “Holy shit, oh, my holy shit. Oh, God, oh fucking shit, oh shit, shit, shit. My God, right there, shit, motherfucking, shit! “ "Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yeeessss!" "Oh No, Oh No, Oh Noooooo!" "Oh God, Oh God, Oh Goooodddd!" "Oh Fuck , Oh Fuck, Oh Fuuuuckkkk!" "Oh God Yes!" or "Oh my Fucking God!"

Plus the fake orgasm, as in "Oh [your name here]!" and nice90s guy, who just drops his nail file.

 

[Nicefella]

Oh gosh darn, oh gosh, oh gosh darn fudge, oh fudge, fudge, ooh gosh darn fudge it’s around the corner.

 

[MillieDynamite]

And, of course, there is when men say, "OH, crap, I didn't even get in." LOL

 

[Duleigh]

I think I can help there, Milly. Several years ago I was blessed with the most bizarre follower: you know, someone favourites a story, you go read their fave stories list because, if they've liked your story, they might have others you might like, common themes and all that.

Anyway, I discovered (and didn't really want to, believe me) that there is an entire sub-genre on Lit of lesbian scat stories, the most extreme of which had two chicks getting it off in a barrel of shit. I kid you not.

Then I remembered one of my first stories described a short term fascination with vids of Russian girls shitting in the woods, so I only had myself to blame.

But those coprophilia writers? Dozens of them, if that person's story list was anything to go by. The oddest thing I've found on Lit, I reckon.

Thank you so much for sharing that, and I thought those writers and readers were safely tucked away at ASSTR and SOL

Excuse me now, I'm going to have to go shotgun an entire bottle of Toilet Duck to get this concept out of my brain

 

[yukonnights]

My wife and I have never had any trouble knowing how the other is doing — no words are necessary, the bodies do all of the communication needed.

That said, in stories it's a different game. That's where thoughts, feelings and emotions can best be shown by the author through the use of interior/silent monologue. The inclusion of some or all of these three in the story brings it alive and makes it more immersive and believable.

The depiction of one of both characters orgasm with the use of phrases as described in the discussion is amateurish IMO.

 

[MissNikkiDomGurl]

Usually, if she tells you she is coming, she is not.

 

[MissNikkiDomGurl]

Thank you for all the suggestions. To help all the writers on Lit, here is what we have up to this point: "Fuck fuck fuck. Oh gawd. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." "I'm cummmmminnnngggggg" "I'm going to come;" "ohgodohgodohgodohgod..." “Oh yes baby, I’m gonna cum all over your face.” "I'm close, it's right there, almost there," “Holy shit, oh, my holy shit. Oh, God, oh fucking shit, oh shit, shit, shit. My God, right there, shit, motherfucking, shit! “ "Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yeeessss!" "Oh No, Oh No, Oh Noooooo!" "Oh God, Oh God, Oh Goooodddd!" "Oh Fuck , Oh Fuck, Oh Fuuuuckkkk!" "Oh God Yes!" or "Oh my Fucking God!"

Plus the fake orgasm, as in "Oh [your name here]!" and nice90s guy, who just drops his nail file.

Now to copy/paste this into my Text-to-Speech....

 

[RejectReality]

I lean toward the build up to it as far as articulate speech goes, with the exception of camgirls or porn stars who are performing for an audience. Even then, there's typically some stutter, cut off words, etc. to indicate she's having to push through the orgasmic fog to get the words out if it's an actual climax.

With guys, I may on occasion have some articulate speech between ejaculations when the situation warrants, and there's almost always a warning prior unless she's already asking for it.

I'm not so high brow as to take it off the table. If the scene warrants it, I'll put it in there. Some stuff is meant to lean heavily into porn territory, and it's perfectly appropriate for that tone.

 

[Bramblethorn]

Thank you for all the suggestions. To help all the writers on Lit, here is what we have up to this point: "Fuck fuck fuck. Oh gawd. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." "I'm cummmmminnnngggggg" "I'm going to come;" "ohgodohgodohgodohgod..." “Oh yes baby, I’m gonna cum all over your face.” "I'm close, it's right there, almost there," “Holy shit, oh, my holy shit. Oh, God, oh fucking shit, oh shit, shit, shit. My God, right there, shit, motherfucking, shit! “ "Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yeeessss!" "Oh No, Oh No, Oh Noooooo!" "Oh God, Oh God, Oh Goooodddd!" "Oh Fuck , Oh Fuck, Oh Fuuuuckkkk!" "Oh God Yes!" or "Oh my Fucking God!"

Plus the fake orgasm, as in "Oh [your name here]!" and nice90s guy, who just drops his nail file.

Whatever happened to "yippie ki-yay"? Or is that only for I/T?

 

[Jay_78]

I've never really thought about it until now...

Sometimes I'll tell my husband to not tell me he's going to cum. It's pretty rare that he cums inside me so the majority of his orgasms are on me or in my mouth, and sometimes it's exciting for me to not know when he's going to cum. He has to really control himself as his orgasm approaches so he doesn't give it away, he says that gives him a slightly different orgasm. I always get a thrill from hearing he's going to cum. It's like an invitation to me to get his cum where I want it.

I get the 'permission' thing totally, and I've been grateful to every guy I've been with that's been that thoughtful. I've been with my husband for 15 years and he already has lifetime permission to cum over me, in me, in my mouth, wherever he wants, and I like that.

 

[StrangeLife]

My partner usually says something along the line of, "Huuh, huuh, huuh, GNRHMF.... UMPH!"

I'm not sure exactly what it means...

... but since she has foreign roots, I'm assuming that it means, "Oh yes, you awesome sexy slab of man-beef!" in her native dialect.

 

[nice90sguy]

"Huuh, huuh, huuh, GNRHMF.... UMPH!"



"Oh yes, you awesome sexy slab of man-beef!" in her native dialect.

That has to be the most concise language ever -- fascinating to me as an amateur lingust.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I'm a very good Cunnilingust just ask my wife ! She's even better than I, or me whatever it is.

That has to be the most concise language ever -- fascinating to me as an amateur lingust.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

With my first husband, I seldom came and never came hard, and toward the end, as we hated each other, I'd exclaim, "Almost," when he lost his load.

 

[MillieDynamite]

With my first husband, I seldom came and never came hard, and toward the end, as we hated each other, I'd exclaim, "Almost," when he lost his load.

LOL

 

[slavemelanie]

Rarely is anything I say planned. Emotions and the intensity usually makes it a jumbled chorus of sounds and words, but i'm sure at times i exclaim that i'm cumming. Leading up to a climax there is always some shameless pleading and begging to cum certainly.

As for my One...I can get a pretty good sense about when He is getting ready to cum but at times He does say "I'm cumming"

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

As for my One...I can get a pretty good sense about when He is getting ready to cum but at times He does say "I'm cumming"

Like that blast at the back of your mouth didn't clue you in?