I’m a Litster who…

[Saltfountain]

IALW fucks up constantly

 

[RipleNStllWtr]

I am a Litser who finally created an account, memorized the sign in and Password and finally submitted a story. Plus I reply to ongoing emails and post to threads. I will one day actually met up and act out some of my fantasies, MAYBE, probably never.

 

[AZDryHeat]

IALW shares his secrets with very few.

 

[AmberLGreen]

IALW is changing her name to “very few”.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

IALW has no self control with mashed potatoes.

 

[AZDryHeat]

IALW has no self control with mashed potatoes.

IALW remembers the mash potato scene with John Belushi in Animal House.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

IALW remembers the mash potato scene with John Belushi in Animal House.

I hate that movie.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

IALW still loves you despite this astonishing revelation.

I didn't use to hate it or like it, but it is someone's favorite movie so it makes me think of him. That's why I now hate it. lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

That's understandable, and I'll just love you even more to make up for it.

Don't take anything I say right now seriously. It's 3:28am. I'm half asleep.

 

[Btq97]

IALW now realises that it's not as simple as he thought to actually get a story from his head on to paper as it were and make it sound as good as pictures in his head

 

[barefootgirl69]

IALW should be sleeping.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

IALW is spooning and affectionately nuzzling the back of your neck.

IALW has missed our nightly sandwiches!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

IALW who fully endorses getting back to that!

IALW who endources the endorcer of getting back into that

 

[pandaburr]

IALW is going to get crunk this weekend. Easter morning should be fun

 

[barefootgirl69]

IALW is going to get crunk this weekend. Easter morning should be fun

I didn't know you were a crinker!

 

[pandaburr]

I didn't know you were a crinker!

A crinker!? I think that has a different meaning than I meant lol

 

[barefootgirl69]

A crinker!? I think that has a different meaning than I meant lol

Since you were getting "crunk"

 

[barefootgirl69]

Since you were getting "crunk"

Definitely not the urban dictionary definition! Damn them anyway!

 

[cheekygirl75]

IALW could win a prize for procrastinating

 

[Jake069258]

IALW could win a prize for procrastinating

Ill present you the award... Tomorrow...

 

[cheekygirl75]

Ill present you the award... Tomorrow...

Tomorrow is your idea of procrastinating? Pffft… amateur!

 

[Jake069258]

Tomorrow is your idea of procrastinating? Pffft… amateur!

Tomorrow never comes

 

[barefootgirl69]

Tomorrow never comes

ITLW usually sings in posts.

 

[AmberLGreen]

IALW knows you are all fucking freaks but I love you anyway

 

[SkyeGirl32]

IALW has a life that pulls her away often but enjoys talking whenever she has a chance to.