Hyperpolarization

[Lancecastor]

Online, emoticons play a big role in determining what is considered funny by people of less than average intelligence and/or comprehension.

I have thought for years that an average stage comic could probably enhance their career with a blue screen backdrop onstage and a hand held clicker.

( its worked for countless average talk show hosts)

 

[Que]

Online, emoticons play a big role in determining what is considered funny by people of less than average intelligence and/or comprehension.

I have thought for years that an average stage comic could probably enhance their career with a blue screen backdrop onstage and a hand held clicker.

( its worked for countless average talk show hosts)

Heyoooooooo!

I think they, and LOL, are so overused as to be counterproductive in most cases.

They seem ti work best when they're used ironically.

St. Pete just did that when he responded to "class all his own" with bright smiley happy face...

Coupla beats...

Hey wait a minute faces...

Frown.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Nowadays, even an STD contracted by a married person, from another married person, as a result of an international liaison barely gets a "chuckle" and the thread gets shut down.

 

[Lancecastor]

Nowadays, even an STD contracted by a married person, from another married person, as a result of an international liaison barely gets a "chuckle" and the thread gets shut down.

http://c.shld.net/rpx/i/s/pi/mp/6896/prod_2345808602?src=http%3A%2F%2Fcdnsears.fgbdev.com%2FIMG_1901&d=6f9a6d1962b8e0b6ca93ab81feda3ea4b45f58c1&hei=333&wid=333&op_sharpen=1

 

[removed9556]

 

[Aquagal]

Speaking of weird pronunciations. I want to hear how you all say "mauve."

Mwawve with the first w intentionally exaggerated.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Mauve pronounced Aw v as in Romanov.

 

[adrina]

Mauve pronounced Aw v as in Romanov.

Definitely.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Definitely.

Mauve is harder to rhyme than orgasm, unless you're Des.

 

[AngusBridie]

Mauve is harder to rhyme than orgasm, unless you're Des.

Actually that is a toughy, I couldn't think of anything witty there and had to start using google. At that point its cheating..

 

[Lancecastor]

Mauve is harder to rhyme than orgasm, unless you're Des.

you mean fata morgasma.

 

[adrina]

Mauve is harder to rhyme than orgasm, unless you're Des.

I think I did a better job of it than him even if he won't acknowledge it.

 

[silver gurl]

I always enjoy playing with you.

Well, you might be one of Lits biggest shit-stirrers but at least you can be funny.

 

[ryan8558]

Lance, congrats!

You've made a new blurt thread.

 

[Aglaopheme]

you mean fata morgasma.

She would have donned it proudly.

 

[RubiDia]

Your posts seem to be getting increasingly incoherent

I disagree.

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance, congrats!

You've made a new blurt thread.

I have a bitch like that at home...I tell her to come, she goes and lies on her mat.

 

[RubiDia]

What are you trying to prove?

 

[MelissaBaby]

Tell him to stop first!

We aren't exactly on speaking terms these days.

 

[MelissaBaby]

Holy hell, you too? Someone from 30 years ago. Seriously, every time I see it I look three times and shake my head at the similarity.

Could Des be using a 30year old picture for his av?

 

[adrina]

Could Des be using a 30year old picture for his av?

I'd be very surprised if it is a pic of him.

 

[Aquagal]

Could Des be using a 30year old picture for his av?

Is he even 30 yrs old?

 

[removed9556]

 

[MelissaBaby]

I'd be very surprised if it is a pic of him.

He'd be a fool to admit it wasn't now, wouldn't he?

 

[MelissaBaby]

It is rather odd to look like the significant other of three different people (Rainshine said something similar). I can only imagine that it is a case of projection, and that the contempt/loathing you feel for them is aroused more instantly and profoundly by my photograph.

That is me, of course. I've never used a photo of anyone other than me. It is, though, from an awfully long time ago - it was on the last day of my exams at university, around 20 years ago. All my other photos have been recent, and my profile picture is.

I'll be 40 next year. The spring fled long ago from this chicken.

Can you post a current picture, so I'll know what my ex will look like when he gets out of prison?