Hung like a...

[Dillinger]

Human - biggest of the primates with 90 percent of our species measuring between 5" and 7"

Gorilla - 1 1/2 inches erect

Chimp - 4", very narrow

Horse - 2 1/2 feet - Catherine the Great died happy.

Pig - 20 to 30 inches! Only half is actually exposed... oh yeah, and its shaped like a corkscrew.

Dog - depends on specied. Great Dane 7 to 9 inches. Chihuahua - microscopic. (BTW - dog boners actually have bone in them)

Elephant - largest of any land creature - 4 1/2 feet, 65 pounds.

Blue Whale - 10 Feet!

Flea - well, its all relative you know - a flea hard on is actually a 3rd of the length of its body.

Barnacle - largest "mast" relative to body size - a barnacle boner is several times longer then its body.

Not that size matters...

 

[pabloback]

ruddy duck 7 inches
painted duck 3 inches
painted ducks are getting rarer as the females keep mating with ruddy ducks
painted ducks make perfect mates , ruddy ducks are lazy and do nothing to help the female .....................hmmmmmm maybe size does matter after all

 

[KillerMuffin]

Dillypop, I'm hung like a girl.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Dillypop, I'm hung like a girl.

And how well hung you are too Muffy

 

[nasty]

Are you calling me a chimp? SHEESH!!!!!!!!!

 

[letsallgetlaid]

Dillypop, I'm hung like a girl.

If only the men were so lucky.

 

[Guest]

I heard on a TV program a few weeks ago that one species of whale has an 11 1/2 ft......yes, that's 11' 6" penis (sorry but I don't remember what species).

Did you know that a whale penis is called a "dork"? I wonder, does that make being called a "dork" is a "good thing" or does it mean your just a BIG dickhead? Something to spend your idle hours thinking about.

 

[kitsuke]

Ha! I am hung like a flea!!!

Unfortunately for me, it's literal.. not to scale.


*goes and cries in a corner*

 

[Mensa]

It's a toss-up

I don't know which thread was weirder, this one or the one about sheetrock?

 

[cymbidia]

At least the sheetrock thread had a few useful tips...

 

[mig]

There are quite quite a few tips here.

Don't know about useful though.

 

[GuyJD]

DILLINGER

I can honestly say that you've done your homework on this subject.

 

[Renegade]

Anyone think it's wrong that I'm now interested in learning more about the mating habits of Ducks after reading Pabloback's post???