Humping 101

[sweepthefloor]

It is hot when a man comes in his pants. I love that.

 

[NoJo]

It is hot when a man comes in his pants. I love that.

But not when he shits his pants? Hypocrite.

 

[Aquagal]

It is hot when a man comes in his pants. I love that.

Oh yes! When there's evidence of spotting too because he can't help himself, or because I asked him to leave them on.

 

[Adre]

It is hot when a man comes in his pants. I love that.

If only you had known me between the ages of 12 and 16.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'm chuckling as I visualized you sneaking peeks from under your covers.

Half the arousal is that he's watching and makes requests. The naughtier, the better.

It is funny.

Yes, I can imagine that.

But not when he shits his pants? Hypocrite.

I'd just clean it up.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Oh yes! When there's evidence of spotting too because he can't help himself, or because I asked him to leave them on.

It is hottness.

If only you had known me between the ages of 12 and 16.

Some grown men are just so hott, they erupt.

 

[McKenna]

Once. In college.

Back then dorms were not co-ed, and the rare co-ed visitation day required that all doors stayed open. Worse, dorm residency was required for incoming freshman, and we certainly did not have money for a hotel room.

So, one day I'm making out with this chickee (with the door open).

Pretty soon, I'm grinding against her pretty good (with the door open).

I stop every so often to prevent cumming in my shorts. And....well, the door IS open.

Finally, I just say to myself "Fuck it" and start banging away at her fully covered frontal region until I obviously shot my load.

More bad news. It was in her room, so I had to walk half-way across campus to my own room to clean up.

We never hooked up after that, so I didn't find out if it wasn't as good for her as it wasn't for me.

Oh my! I hope it was at least dark when you walked home!

I can do either/or, as long as there's friction. This mornings pillow session had a little change. He requested something to pinch my nipples and release them as I finish. Being a nipple noob to clamping with anything left on for a period of time besides teeth, this intensified everything. As his arousal increased, I'd say this worked both ways.

Oh my. You do it with an audience?! Wow. Now you've done it... you've got my mental wheels a churnin'...

wow! My nipples are really sensitive. I can't handle biting or even light nipping. Sucking is alright, sometimes when a man sucks on my tit I watch, and it looks so precious and tender. I can't be sure if it turns me on or not, but I like it for the sweet value.

Hehehe you can do it in front of a person? I hide under the blanket and keep looking to make sure no one is looking, even when I know there is no person there.

I don't hide under the covers anymore, I just make sure I've got privacy! And sometimes, I only need a minute or two of privacy. Pillows are my favorite, but I've also used other things... blankets. Wadded up jackets. Thighs.

The thigh incident only happened once, but OMG. I still fantasize about it. That's the one and only time I've let someone watch/participate while I was humping. Aquagal has me wondering if I'm missing something. Hrrrmmmm.....

Freaks.

Say that to my face! Meanie.

 

[Aquagal]

Oh my. You do it with an audience?! Wow. Now you've done it... you've got my mental wheels a churnin'...


I don't hide under the covers anymore, I just make sure I've got privacy! And sometimes, I only need a minute or two of privacy. Pillows are my favorite, but I've also used other things... blankets. Wadded up jackets. Thighs.

The thigh incident only happened once, but OMG. I still fantasize about it. That's the one and only time I've let someone watch/participate while I was humping. Aquagal has me wondering if I'm missing something.

Oh ya, it's better when he watches! A very long time ago I used to like poles, I've since given them up.

 

[thør]

Oh ya, it's better when he watches! A very long time ago I used to like poles, I've since given them up.

Portable stripper pole

 

[Wok]

Have you ever gotten off to a dry hump?

More than once?

Feel brave enough to share who or what you humped to get off?

Climbing the rope in gym. That was the shit, yo.

 

[thør]

Climbing the rope in gym. That was the shit, yo.

It burns!

 

[richard_daily]

I'm a big fan of it, you can position yourself on a woman's body in slightly different ways than when you're inside them, and still have a desirable effect.

 

[Wok]

It burns!

...and getting odd looks from classmates. They did not know what they were missing.

 

[Aquagal]

Portable stripper pole

That made me laugh. I don't want to fling around them, I just want to climb them and hump.

 

[thør]

That made me laugh. I don't want to fling around them, I just want to climb them and hump.

Perfect for car camping.

 

[Aquagal]

Perfect for car camping.

Can you imagine the looks I'd get pulling into some camp site? "Hey! It's for a clothesline!"

 

[meat_robot]

I dry humped a woman on a rainy rocky beach the other night. Kinda ground against her thigh as we made out while I had my hand jammed down her tights stroking her "little man in the boat" whilst simultaneously groping her butt. Almost so she couldn't make an escape. She wanted to fuck (after much stroking) but I think the suspense might make a second date more interesting.

edit: No, I've not gotten off dry humping since I was a wee bit under the age of consent (it was consensual I think, The tree I was climbing up probably didn't mind).

 

[VaticanAssassin]

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/segments/video-breakdown/m638vu

 

[HAL_9000]

Who said I slept in panties?

Sleeping bag?

 

[McKenna]

Sleeping bag?

Who squealed?!

 

[Disgustipated]

Portable stripper pole

I have a friend that if he knew about this, it would be hitched to his Hummer H3 then hitched to his Malibu at the lake. He would have girls fighting to dance. Fucking pussy magnet, that one.

 

[HAL_9000]

Who squealed?!

Hopefully not you in a bag for two.

Or should I say, squeak?

 

[hornykatelyn]

Have you ever gotten off to a dry hump?

More than once?

Feel brave enough to share who or what you humped to get off?

I get so horny and hump anything in sight just to get off pillows are the best or I'll climb onto a guys lap or leg and hump it so fast

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I get so horny and hump anything in sight just to get off pillows are the best or I'll climb onto a guys lap or leg and hump it so fast

What was the last thing you humped?

 

[Disgustipated]

What was the last thing you humped?

His mom.