Humping 101

Have you ever gotten off to a dry hump?

  • No, never.

    Votes: 10 18.9%
  • Yes, once.

    Votes: 3 5.7%
  • Yes, more than once.

    Votes: 24 45.3%
  • Yes, frequently.

    Votes: 13 24.5%
  • What's a dry hump?

    Votes: 3 5.7%

  • Total voters
    53
  • Poll closed .
Oooooohhhhhhh my.

I once had a therapist tell me I was a deviant because of my humping proclivity. :eek: I was ashamed of it for years! I'm so glad I'm not as abnormal as I was led to believe. :D :kiss:

Yeah...but the shame made it hotter, didn't it?

I used to love doing this when we went parking. It's how I got through most of my teen years with my virginity in tact.
 
You must enjoy it if you started a thread.

Oh, I do. I do. Easiest/quickest way for me to get off, but that might just be from all the practice. My tastes have evolved, but it's like an old friend; easy to pick up right where you left off.
 
Oh, I do. I do. Easiest/quickest way for me to get off, but that might just be from all the practice. My tastes have evolved, but it's like an old friend; easy to pick up right where you left off.

So you must have some stories about dry humping.
 
Once. In college.

Back then dorms were not co-ed, and the rare co-ed visitation day required that all doors stayed open. Worse, dorm residency was required for incoming freshman, and we certainly did not have money for a hotel room.

So, one day I'm making out with this chickee (with the door open).

Pretty soon, I'm grinding against her pretty good (with the door open).

I stop every so often to prevent cumming in my shorts. And....well, the door IS open.

Finally, I just say to myself "Fuck it" and start banging away at her fully covered frontal region until I obviously shot my load.

More bad news. It was in her room, so I had to walk half-way across campus to my own room to clean up.

We never hooked up after that, so I didn't find out if it wasn't as good for her as it wasn't for me.
 
Not really, but I don't want to go in to details here. :) Suffice it to say, I got over it. :D

Well that blows. Therapists are some of the most fucked up people I've known, so I think you're in better company with those of us who've creamed jeans and those of us who've made it happen.

I often think as far as heat and intensity goes, it's hard to beat two bodies bumping and grinding against one another, her hands gripping his shoulders for balance and his dug down deep into the seat of her jeans, grabbing as much ass into his hands as he can while simultaneously shoving her down onto his denim clad crotch while his hips bounce her right back up again.

Funny, memorable and inspiring thread idea, McKenna.
 
Are we talking now or during the pre sex years?

This is an important distinction.

When I was a teenager this was THE method of getting off. A girl and I down to our undies? That was "Dear Penthouse Forum..." time for an 18 year old.

Now? I'm pretty sure that would barely qualify as foreplay.
 
This is an important distinction.

When I was a teenager this was THE method of getting off. A girl and I down to our undies? That was "Dear Penthouse Forum..." time for an 18 year old.

Now? I'm pretty sure that would barely qualify as foreplay.

That seems like a shame. It's still a wonderfully hot prelude to sex.

...but maybe I just do it differently than you do. :)
 
Have you ever gotten off to a dry hump?

More than once?

Feel brave enough to share who or what you humped to get off?

From the ages of 13 to 15, pretty much anything that I rubbed up against. After that ...it may have taken a time or two.
 
I've only had a couple wet dreams, long ago.

I don't think I've ever let it build up long enough to have one, except those couple times.

I still have wet dreams. Or whatever the female equivalent is called. :rolleyes:

Oh wet dreams are the best! I don't have them that often but they're great when you've got someone you can finish off the dream with ;)
 
I continue to do-me with the pillow procedure. I can't do it any other way and achieve results.

I am a pillow humper, and I keep my clothes on.

I can do either/or, as long as there's friction. This mornings pillow session had a little change. He requested something to pinch my nipples and release them as I finish. Being a nipple noob to clamping with anything left on for a period of time besides teeth, this intensified everything. As his arousal increased, I'd say this worked both ways.
 
I can do either/or, as long as there's friction. This mornings pillow session had a little change. He requested something to pinch my nipples and release them as I finish. Being a nipple noob to clamping with anything left on for a period of time besides teeth, this intensified everything. As his arousal increased, I'd say this worked both ways.
wow! My nipples are really sensitive. I can't handle biting or even light nipping. Sucking is alright, sometimes when a man sucks on my tit I watch, and it looks so precious and tender. I can't be sure if it turns me on or not, but I like it for the sweet value.

Hehehe you can do it in front of a person? I hide under the blanket and keep looking to make sure no one is looking, even when I know there is no person there.
 
I like dry humping, but never in my life have I had an orgasm without something touching my dick. If that ever happened, I'd be very, very pleased
 
wow! My nipples are really sensitive. I can't handle biting or even light nipping. Sucking is alright, sometimes when a man sucks on my tit I watch, and it looks so precious and tender. I can't be sure if it turns me on or not, but I like it for the sweet value.

Hehehe you can do it in front of a person? I hide under the blanket and keep looking to make sure no one is looking, even when I know there is no person there.

I'm chuckling as I visualized you sneaking peeks from under your covers.

Half the arousal is that he's watching and makes requests. The naughtier, the better.
 
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