humor

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

There was once a medical student specializing in pathology who
truly wanted to excel in his studies. Without fail, he would
daily visit the school's path lab following his classes to do
extra work.

One evening he uncovered a cadaver only to notice a cork
plugging its rectum. Curious, he removed the cork only to hear,
"On the road again, I just can't wait to get on the road
again...". Startled, he replaced the cork. Curiosity soon got
the best of him and he, once again, removed the cork. Again,
he heard the same tune, "On the road again, I just can't wait
to get on the road again..."

He could stand it no more. He replaced the cork, covered the
cadaver and raced upstairs to his professor's office. He
persuaded the man to accompany him back to the lab. Once
there, the student again uncovered the cadaver and displayed
the corked rectum.

The professor looked unfazed. When the student removed the
cork, the same tune emanated, "On the road again, I just...".
The professor looked bored and started to walk away. The
student was aghast at this casual response. He said to the
professor, "Don't you find this amazing?"

The professor replied, "Not really, most any asshole can sing
country."

 

[Guest]

Ahem!

 

[plasticman33]

Ah Yuck, yuck, yuck!!

 

[cocktail42]

The professor replied, "Not really, most any asshole can sing
country." [/B][/QUOTE]

But why bother? As a music form it ranks below elevator muzak.