Humor Thread

[DG Hear]

FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER ..............

Hollywood Squares:

These great questions and answers are from the days when ' Hollywood Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course..

Q.. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?

A. Paul Lynde (About fifteen minutes later): Loneliness!

And the audience laughed for another 10 to 15 minutes.

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married?
A.. Rose Marie: No wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency..

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say 'I Love You'?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty..

Q. What are 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.


Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q.. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh

 

[DG Hear]

How old is old?

An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in.

The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"

The old timer said, "I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways."

The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive? How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 100 years old and, in fact, he golfed with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a golfer."

The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"

The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"

The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"

The old timer said, "He's 118 years old."

The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"

The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got married."

The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"

The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"

 

[DG Hear]

The Love of a woman!

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive
a ton of shit.

 

[DG Hear]

Church Bulletins (1)

Have a few of these, I'll post them one at a time.
DG


Church Bulletins (1)

Visitors, please feel free to stay after service and say hell to the pastor.

Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Announcement in a parish bulletin for a national PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.

Remember in prayer the many that are sick of our community.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

 

[DG Hear]

Had a couple of times before but still funny.
DG

TO MY DEAR WIFE:
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times..

I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:
6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......



TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't cum
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.
I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, 'Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?'
The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

 

[DG Hear]

Church Bulletins (2)

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Father Joe's sermons.

During the absence of our Priest, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when Msgr. J.F. Stone supplied our pulpit.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

 

[DG Hear]

Church Bulletins (3)

The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm - prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 pm there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Parish is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

 

[curl4ever]

Church Bulletins (2) and (3)

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm - prayer and medication to follow.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Parish is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Many of these were new to me and I loved them. It was a bit of a problem to read these this morning while some family members were still sleeping, since it was very hard to not laugh out loud.

Thanks, DG!

 

[DG Hear]

Church Bulletins (4)

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

The Deacon unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.

 

[DG Hear]

Church Bulletins (5)

Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

Stewardship Offertory: "Jesus Paid It All".

The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.

The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.

22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, “The Lord Knows Why”.

A song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? With hymns from a full choir.

Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?" Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett. Hymn 47: "Hark! an awful voice is sounding".

On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD - Dr. Hargreaves is better.

The 2007 Spring Parish Council Retreat will definitely be hell May 10 and 11.

 

[DG Hear]

Church Bulletins (6)

Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Wednesday the Ladies' Liturgy Group will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing, "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the Pastor.

Thursday at 5:00 PM, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his private study.

The service will close with, "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

 

[DG Hear]

Church Bulletins (7)

The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green, who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.

Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

The agenda was adopted...the minutes were approved... the financial secretary gave a grief report.

The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.

If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.

Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

We have received word of sudden passing of Rev. Smith this morning during the worship service. Now let's sing "Praise God from Whom All Blessings Flow."

This Sunday morning following services we will have our monthly feelowship.

On the main page of the Internet web site for the Evangelical Lutheran Church in Canada: "In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada."

Lift up our Messianic brothers and sisters in Israel who are suffering during our prayer time.

Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.

 

[Handley_Page]

I saw this and thought of SafeBet:-


EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

' Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless Tit?'


Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?


(No insult is intended)

 

[DG Hear]

In each of the following photos, try to guess who is a girl and who is a guy
There are 6 sets of pictures, pick left or right.


http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_6_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_5_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_4_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_3_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_2_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_1_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg



OK, scroll down and see how many you got right
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All of them are GUYS!!!




AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT DATING ANYMORE!!! Or we might all turn gay. LOL

 

[cloudy]

Oh, good god. We might all "turn gay"?

Homophobe much?

you really should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

 

[DG Hear]

Oh, good god. We might all "turn gay"?

Homophobe much?

you really should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

Ashamed of myself??? You've got to be kidding. I'm very happy with my sexuality. I can be happy and joke about it.

The gays to me have their own problems. I really don't care what they want or think anymore than they care about my wants or what I think.

You used to be fun on the A/H but like so many others, you are always negative about everything. Don't like my humor? Stay off the thread or start your own humor thread and post everything that you believe is funny.

I stopped posting for awhile because of you and a few of your friends. I finally decided that I don't owe any of you anything. I like to smile and laugh. I consider myself a Christian and not afraid to say so. Do I sin and make mistakes? Hell yes I do! I believe in God and I know that I'm a long way from perfect.

So you see, what you and a few of your friends think of me means nothing. Now you go and have a good day if that's possible in your world.
DG

 

[curl4ever]

Church Bulletins (7)
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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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These church bulletin quotes were "out of this world!" Thanks, DG!

 

[DG Hear]

These church bulletin quotes were "out of this world!" Thanks, DG!

Thanks Curl Last one coming up.
DG

 

[DG Hear]

Church Bulletins (8)

Church sign: Jesus Saves! Safeway sign across the street: Safeway saves you more!

(For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care and pray for the children in school). When their meeting was cancelled one week: "There will be no Moms who care this week."

Said during a congregational prayer when leading prayer for unsaved loved ones: “Father, we just want to pray for our unloved saved ones”.

Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.

The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.

“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”

On a church postcard: “I have received Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. I would like a personal call”.

A song listed in the Church Bulletin at the Nazarene Church in Little Rock, Arkansas; in connection with a sermon on God's mantle..."Let's God Mangle Fall on Me."

A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our
members in honor of his wife.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."

That was all of them that I received. Hope you enjoyed them
DG

 

[cloudy]

I consider myself a Christian and not afraid to say so. Do I sin and make mistakes? Hell yes I do! I believe in God and I know that I'm a long way from perfect.

Real Christians don't hate and aren't bigots. Might wanna revisit what it means to be a Christian. It certainly doesn't mean being a bigot, which you clearly are.

I don't consider belittling other people "fun," but then...I don't have to put others down to make myself feel better, either.

If you're anything like a normal representative of Christianity, no wonder people are abandoning it in droves.

 

[DG Hear]

Real Christians don't hate and aren't bigots. Might wanna revisit what it means to be a Christian. It certainly doesn't mean being a bigot, which you clearly are.

I don't consider belittling other people "fun," but then...I don't have to put others down to make myself feel better, either.

If you're anything like a normal representative of Christianity, no wonder people are abandoning it in droves.

Why do you keep coming back to bother me? I'm a bigot, because you say so; Wow, that's something good to know.

If people are abandoing christianity in droves (as you put it) They were never believers to begin with. Before you tell someone their life's story, you should really know them first. There is no-one on all of Lit that personally knows me or has even met me.

I can guess what type of person you must think you are by what you write, but I can't really call you names not really knowing you.

I honestly hope you are a better person the the person you come across as. I remember when it was fun to read some of your posts, but all I see and feel now is hatred.

Sorry I posted this post on the humor thread. There's no humor in it.
By the way, God bless you, something tells me inside that you are a good person.

I have to go tell my family that I'm a bigot now, they probably never knew.
DG

 

[Safe_Bet]

Ashamed of myself??? You've got to be kidding. I'm very happy with my sexuality. I can be happy and joke about it.

The gays to me have their own problems. I really don't care what they want or think anymore than they care about my wants or what I think.
You used to be fun on the A/H but like so many others, you are always negative about everything. Don't like my humor? Stay off the thread or start your own humor thread and post everything that you believe is funny.

I stopped posting for awhile because of you and a few of your friends. I finally decided that I don't owe any of you anything. I like to smile and laugh. I consider myself a Christian and not afraid to say so. Do I sin and make mistakes? Hell yes I do! I believe in God and I know that I'm a long way from perfect.

So you see, what you and a few of your friends think of me means nothing. Now you go and have a good day if that's possible in your world.
DG

DAMN, I love this Blackberry. Here I am sitting at the fairgrounds, eating dinner and listening to way cool disco music and I can STILL post this:

WARNING:​

DG Hear is a hate monger who tries to use homophobic humor to denigrate those that he despises. He attempts to pass himself off as a “Christian” but his constant gay and lesbian bashing makes him no more of a “true” Christian than is Fred Phelps.

If anyone says, "I love God," yet hates his brother, he is a liar. For anyone who does not love his brother, whom he has seen, cannot love God, whom he has not seen.
John 4:20

... I have to go tell my family that I'm a bigot now, they probably never knew.DG

Oh, they know... they might be just like you and not care, but they know...




P.S. No. I won't stay off this thread and I'm going to continue to post this warning whenever you post you homophobic "wanna be" christian bullshit.



BTW, it's okay if you don't like my humor either. Oh... and have a nice day.

 

[DesertPirate]

Ashamed of myself??? You've got to be kidding. I'm very happy with my sexuality. I can be happy and joke about it.

The gays to me have their own problems. I really don't care what they want or think anymore than they care about my wants or what I think.

You used to be fun on the A/H but like so many others, you are always negative about everything. Don't like my humor? Stay off the thread or start your own humor thread and post everything that you believe is funny.

I stopped posting for awhile because of you and a few of your friends. I finally decided that I don't owe any of you anything. I like to smile and laugh. I consider myself a Christian and not afraid to say so. Do I sin and make mistakes? Hell yes I do! I believe in God and I know that I'm a long way from perfect.

So you see, what you and a few of your friends think of me means nothing. Now you go and have a good day if that's possible in your world.
DG

Just remember, if you don't agree with Cloudy you are the bigot, not her.
She takes lessons from Jesse the Jackass Jackson.

 

[cloudy]

Just remember, if you don't agree with Cloudy you are the bigot, not her.
She takes lessons from Jesse the Jackass Jackson.

Just because you pull this bullshit out of your ass doesn't make it true. If you knew even the slightest thing about me, you'd know that I see Jesse Jackson as the first attention whore. He's a clown...much like you and your whiny friends are fast becoming.

 

[DG Hear]

In each of the following photos, try to guess who is a girl and who is a guy
There are 6 sets of pictures, pick left or right.


http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_6_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_5_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_4_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_3_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_2_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e235/dghear_2008/cid_1_623568236web57307_mail_re1_ya.jpg



OK, scroll down and see how many you got right
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All of them are GUYS!!!




AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU'RE NOT DATING ANYMORE!!! Or we might all turn gay. LOL

I just thought of something funny, Safe Bet dating one of the guy****** above. It made me smile. Not sure how Cloudy would handle the situation? I gotta admit, they are some good looking guys.