Todd-'o'-Vision
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A little son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning
when he saw for the first time the rite of baptism by
immersion. He was greatly interested in it, and the next
morning proceeded to baptize his three cats in the bathtub.
The first kitten bore it very well, and so did the young cat,
but the old family cat rebelled. It struggled, clawed and
tore at him, and got away.
With considerable effort he caught it again and proceeded with
the ceremony. But she acted worse than ever, clawed at him,
spit, and scratched his hands and face.
Finally, after barely getting her splattered with water, he
dropped her on the floor in disgust and said: "Fine, be an
Atheist."
when he saw for the first time the rite of baptism by
immersion. He was greatly interested in it, and the next
morning proceeded to baptize his three cats in the bathtub.
The first kitten bore it very well, and so did the young cat,
but the old family cat rebelled. It struggled, clawed and
tore at him, and got away.
With considerable effort he caught it again and proceeded with
the ceremony. But she acted worse than ever, clawed at him,
spit, and scratched his hands and face.
Finally, after barely getting her splattered with water, he
dropped her on the floor in disgust and said: "Fine, be an
Atheist."
