Huh or Duh?

[Guest]

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Were they using a condom?

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Crap, I thought this was going to be a serious thread on the correct usage of 'huh' and 'duh'.

disappointed, Perdita

 

[Icingsugar]

I'll start one if you ask nicely.

 

[Guest]

Cake hombre, how nicely?

 

[Icingsugar]

Oh, 'dita. We don't have to go into details here and now, do we?

Aw shucks, I'll just go ahead and start it. I was actually going to anyway...sort of.

 

[Guest]

Cake gent, and you are a real gentleman, thanks. Don't forget to include D'oh!

Perdita

p.s. Lime, I think the hijack's over, sorry.

 

[Guest]

 

[Wills]

Lime,

I think he/she was too shy to say they got off on it, though I've never heard of anyone getting pregnant from a story.

Of course they could have meant to write:

"I'm rather glad to see sex in your story, just because it ought to be a subtle reminder of the connection between this detail and pregnancy "

Will's

 

[Guest]

 

[Quasimodem]

. . . I just couldn't make a connection, but 'Flicka got through the concrete atop my shoulders. Lime

Yeah!

Wet feet probably causes more unwanted pregnancies than pink eye and post nasal drip, put together.

 

[gauchecritic]

Possible solution

I am not sure what to make of it. There is no mention of pregnancy in the story (nor is subtlety the norm here). In this particular case, the sender pasted the description of the couple climaxing together followed by the comment.

Lime

It has been filmed (saw the documentary) where, during female climax, the neck of the womb(?) will pulse and elongate to form a sucking motion at the base of the uterus(?) where ejaculate would have been deposited in order to make the best of the sexual act giving better odds for impregnation.

This however is so subtle and mostly unknown a piece of information I can't readily believe that is what the feedbacker referred to. Then again, this is what was suggested to me and maybe...?

Gauche

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Possible solution

It has been filmed (saw the documentary) where, during female climax, the neck of the womb(?) will pulse and elongate to form a sucking motion at the base of the uterus(?) where ejaculate would have been deposited in order to make the best of the sexual act giving better odds for impregnation.

This however is so subtle and mostly unknown a piece of information I can't readily believe that is what the feedbacker referred to. Then again, this is what was suggested to me and maybe...?

Gauche

I think this actually was mentioned briefly in sex-ed when I was a youngster. But on the other hand, as my teacher so tactfully put it, doing a post-coital handstand is pretty effective too.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Our teacher mentioned handstand as a sexual position, not as a pregnancy-enhancer..?

 

[Quasimodem]

Our teacher mentioned handstand as a sexual position, not as a pregnancy-enhancer..?

Oh! Those Swedes!

 

[Guest]

Oh! Those Swedes!

Swedes? I knew a Brit once who called it "the lawnmower", i.e., my legs would be the handles! I don't walk upside down for anyone.

Perdita

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The same teacher also sent two fo the boys to the store to buy a pack of condoms, and then he demonstrated for the class how to open the bag without damaging the condom inside, and finally he showed us how to roll the condom onto a wooden stick.

He told the boys that this would be their homework; they had to practise doing this when jerking off, so that they could do all of it in less than 30 seconds. If it takes any longer than that, he explained to them, the girl will lose her interest, get dressed, and walk out of there.

 

[ffreak]

Besides the fact that they did not have sex-ed when I went to school - two caves over from home - condom's were not readily available to anyone under 21 or who didn't know where to find the really dirty bathrooms. OK, so my dad always stopped where the dirtiest bathrooms were the norm.

But in any event, I am more interested in what the girls thought about this demonstration. Did they take notes in case the guys forgot the answers when it came time for the test? Did the girls get to take some home to practice with a stick or maybe something a little more malleable? Is masturbation a public sport (do they have teams)? Or is it viewed just as a therapeutic method to relieve tension while doing homework? Why couldn't I have had a teacher like that?

-FF

 

[MathGirl]

II am not sure what to make of it.

Dear Lime,
Searching for sanity or even relevance in anonymous feedback is a fool's errand. The sooner you get over it, the better off you will be. I once tried to make some sense of feedback, and it only gave me a headache.
Helpfully,
MG

 

[LorriLove]

hiya

well come on peeps it's obvious aint it, he got so excited reading your story lime, he knocked his girlfriend up in the process, duh!!!!!!! giggle.

i got my first kick in the back from an excitable evening,

 

[Wills]

The same teacher also sent two fo the boys to the store to buy a pack of condoms, and then he demonstrated for the class how to open the bag without damaging the condom inside, and finally he showed us how to roll the condom onto a wooden stick.

He told the boys that this would be their homework; they had to practise doing this when jerking off, so that they could do all of it in less than 30 seconds. If it takes any longer than that, he explained to them, the girl will lose her interest, get dressed, and walk out of there.

Got a short attention span those Swedish girls.

Will's

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Got a short attention span those Swedish girls.

Will's

No, but we're picky.

 

[Icingsugar]

Got a short attention span those Swedish girls.

I am so not commenting.

Oh, wait, I kind of just did.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

But in any event, I am more interested in what the girls thought about this demonstration. Did they take notes in case the guys forgot the answers when it came time for the test? Did the girls get to take some home to practice with a stick or maybe something a little more malleable? Is masturbation a public sport (do they have teams)? Or is it viewed just as a therapeutic method to relieve tension while doing homework? Why couldn't I have had a teacher like that?

-FF

As I recall, half of the class stared at the very interesting ceiling, the other half studied the dirt on the floor.

Our teacher was very liberal sexually. Apart from the more basic studies of the insides of the human reproduction system, we also had ethics debate, where we discussed why it was impolite to read porno mags in public, and what to say when a friend of yours wants to hook up with your ex, and wants to know his/her quirks.

He also told us stories from when he and his wife had their first baby. Thanks to him, I'll not be worried when I listen to the ultra-sound and hear my baby's heart beat faster than the scatter on ecstasy.