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[MrHappy212]

A good portion of men think a "38D" is a bigger boob than a "34D". I have to laugh every time I see/hear that.

No Shit! Like my math teacher used to tell me, A D is a D unless its a DD! (she had double duces to ^_^)

 

[Gorza]

A good portion of men think a "38D" is a bigger boob than a "34D". I have to laugh every time I see/hear that.

It depends what you mean by bigger. If both are well fitted, the 38D breasts will each weigh 200 g more than the 34D breasts on average. Also, 38D will have a bust size of approximately 41 in., while 34D will have 37 in. They might look the same size, but aren't. Another comparison would be to say that 38B refers to breasts of the same average physical dimensions and weight as 34D, but the 34D will look bigger to the observer.

Of course, a French woman's soutif is 100D, 90D or 100 C.

A US 38D is a French 100D is an Italian V-D!

Wikipedia is you friend: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bra_size.

 

[NotWise]

Any time I read a man describing a woman with a bra size I think "you're an idiot" and stop reading. If it's a fictional bra size it's worse.

Of course, the flip side would be something like...

"From across the room I could see his 16-inch cock throbbing, and I realized that he had all of the qualities I needed in a man.'"

 

[coochiebarber]

After reading this, my perceptions about breast size changed totally.

try this

https://www.literotica.com/s/understand-breasts-and-bra-sizes

 

[Hypoxia]

Cock size. Boob size. These are obviously of interest to some, and knowledge of cock and boob sizes is abundant (if often incorrect) because they are visible when unclothed and hinted-at when draped and excited.

But quasi-visual anatomy is not limited to those primary and secondary sexual characteristics. We cannot easily judge vagina size. But do not neglect TESTICLES!

How come we have no standard measures of testicle size? Okay, they're actually hidden too, but the SCROTUM is out there for observation. How come scrotum size does not feature in physical descriptions here on LIT? "His bag'o'balls was as big as a cantaloupe and twice as juicy," or maybe "His twelve-gauge scrotum promised a flood of steamin' semen".

Scrota have been woefully neglected here. I know, some will complain, "But a scrotum ain't sexy!" Hah. Just get that fleshbag in your mouth -- if you can.

 

[Gorza]

Any time I read a man describing a woman with a bra size I think "you're an idiot" and stop reading. If it's a fictional bra size it's worse.

Of course, the flip side would be something like...

"From across the room I could see his 16-inch cock throbbing, and I realized that he had all of the qualities I needed in a man.'"

Prof. Paabz was a world-renowned physiologist, but after hours at the Vegas conference, everyone goaded him to perform his party trick.

Surveying the showgirl talent, he drew conference's attention to Daisy, who perched dejectedly almost 30 m away.

"Daisy here is clearly wearing 32D sequin number, but by the underarm compression marks and cup overspill, she clearly should be wearing a 36C. Even though that is a reduction in notated cup size, the physical capacity of each cup is increased by over 100 ml of boob tissue."

The gathered scientists cheered his expert opinion. Before the more experienced of their number had time to recall the Barcelona debacle, Prof. Paabz was sidling up to Daisy, stroking down her tail feathers, and suggesting a certain adjustment to the upper measurements of her costume.

Before Drs Capezzolo and Möpse could pull Paabz back from the brink, Daisy deposited the entire contents of her expensive margarita over the eminent professor's bald pate, screaming, "You dick!"

The dampened, slightly citrus-flavoured professor, retorted, "My dear, your anatomical analysis is correct but surprisingly vague. From at least 40 m away, most people can tell that I am a 45 cm dick".

Daisy turned back to her sodden drinking companion. "What's that in American?"

"16 in. I believe."

"Would you like to buy me another drink?"

 

[NotWise]

From across the room I could see her 16-inch dildo thrusting out of her purse, and I realized that she had all the qualities I needed in a man.

 

[Handley_Page]

After reading this, my perceptions about breast size changed totally.

try this

https://www.literotica.com/s/understand-breasts-and-bra-sizes

There are some seriously funny bits of knowledge in the How To section