HT take pics of my lady bits?

[Jada59]

I have tried this before many times and I just tried it again now with my Iphone. I got my hand. the palm of my hand my slipper (twice), various parts of my leg (many times) and my shoulder. I got a super closeup of my blue dildo. It looked HUGE! But the pic didn't show it inside of me. I also got many of the ceiling and various parts of my bed. But only two of MY parts and they were sub par.

To be honest, I am a very lousy photographer. But this is pathetic. Help! The problem is, one I get the cam between my legs, I'm all thumbs. I feel around blindly down there.

He also wants me to take a video, but I won't do my whole body. Just the dildo action.

Thanks! And no, I won't post them here.

 

[Orchidea73]

To be honest, I am a very lousy photographer. But this is pathetic. Help! The problem is, one I get the cam between my legs, I'm all thumbs. I feel around blindly down there.

I'm assuming you use a cellphone? Also, are you in bed/couch when taking these pictures? Do you have a nightstand or smth were to put your phone? This way you can set the timer and your hands are free and also the phone is not so close. Another way is to make a video and take snapshots from it.

He also wants me to take a video, but I won't do my whole body. Just the dildo action.

If you want a video, there are ways to cut your upper body.

 

[Jada59]

I'm assuming you use a cellphone? Also, are you in bed/couch when taking these pictures? Do you have a nightstand or smth were to put your phone? This way you can set the timer and your hands are free and also the phone is not so close. Another way is to make a video and take snapshots from it.



If you want a video, there are ways to cut your upper body.

Iphone and I was in bed. I have a nightstand but that's to the side of the bed. I only have a double so can't see how that would work. He did mention the timer. I am clueless about that. I'm lucky to get the phone to work at all. Ha! Thanks!

 

[Orchidea73]

Iphone and I was in bed. I have a nightstand but that's to the side of the bed. I only have a double so can't see how that would work. He did mention the timer. I am clueless about that. I'm lucky to get the phone to work at all. Ha! Thanks!

Can you move the nightstand a bit, enough to face it? You change the position by sitting on the other side of the bed.

As for the timer, depends what kind of phone you have. To make it easier for you, also because of the language barrier for me, just google it "how to set timer for pictures +insert your phone type" and you'll have plenty of results, for sure.

Good luck and have fun.

 

[KimGordon67]

Use your laptop camera. Way easier, and mine has a timer that takes multiple photos every 2-10 seconds (depending on how I set it).

 

[Orchidea73]

Use your laptop camera.

Laptop would be great. But I was assuming she doesn't have one.

 

[Jada59]

Laptop would be great. But I was assuming she doesn't have one.

Right. Just the phone. I have my dad's old desktop with no cam! Will get a laptop just not sure when.

 

[Jada59]

Can you move the nightstand a bit, enough to face it? You change the position by sitting on the other side of the bed.

As for the timer, depends what kind of phone you have. To make it easier for you, also because of the language barrier for me, just google it "how to set timer for pictures +insert your phone type" and you'll have plenty of results, for sure.

Good luck and have fun.

No. It's an antique reproduction. Wood and brass. Heavy as hell. I do have a folding TV try in there. But i'd have to find something to hold the phone. Dang. I used to have some phone holders, yonks ago. Gave them away. Thanks!

 

[Jada59]

Use your laptop camera. Way easier, and mine has a timer that takes multiple photos every 2-10 seconds (depending on how I set it).

When I get a laptop, then I can! Thanks!

 

[Orchidea73]

No. It's an antique reproduction. Wood and brass. Heavy as hell. I do have a folding TV try in there. But i'd have to find something to hold the phone. Dang. I used to have some phone holders, yonks ago. Gave them away. Thanks!

Books, a bottle, a small box, anything. You can do this, Jada.

 

[Jada59]

Books, a bottle, a small box, anything. You can do this, Jada.

Thanks!

 

[twister947]

There's the mirror option.
OR! Have your gardener take the pics! He can be your pornographer, too!

 

[twister947]

Selfie stick?

 

[Jada59]

Selfie stick?

Don't have one, but thanks!

 

[twister947]

Don't have one, but thanks!

So, get one. Amazon is just a click away.

I know you'll have a reason why this won't work...you always do. But if you actually want a snatchcam, it's easily doable.

 

[SimonDoom]

The thing to do is to figure out how to use the timer on your phone. If you can use the phone's camera feature it's just a tiny bit of effort to figure out the timer. I don't have an iPhone but I imagine the timer menu is easily located on the phone.

You'll then have to figure out how to position the phone camera. You can get little stands very cheaply, but even if you don't have a stand you can find ways of getting in place -- sandwiching it between books for example.

Selfie stick is a good idea, too.

 

[LWulf]

A selfie stick I believe has a button on it so your phone can be activated from far away. Most cellphones (unless it's a flip phone) comes with a camera in two directions; towards you and aaway from you. You can flip that so you can see in the phone face what the camera pointed at you shows.

Either that or without a selfie stick, just use the cellphone camera pointed away, look into a mirror, and snap away. For rear shots, get two mirrors and repeat the above.

 

[LWulf]

Alternatively again, you could do as Simon Doom said, but set your cell phone to video. export the video to your computer and take a snapshot of the video.

 

[Jada59]

The thing to do is to figure out how to use the timer on your phone. If you can use the phone's camera feature it's just a tiny bit of effort to figure out the timer. I don't have an iPhone but I imagine the timer menu is easily located on the phone.

You'll then have to figure out how to position the phone camera. You can get little stands very cheaply, but even if you don't have a stand you can find ways of getting in place -- sandwiching it between books for example.

Selfie stick is a good idea, too.

Thanks!

 

[Jada59]

Alternatively again, you could do as Simon Doom said, but set your cell phone to video. export the video to your computer and take a snapshot of the video.

Thanks!

 

[Just4AFriend]

If the phone features for timers are hard to use, you download apps that have timers for your phone

Live cam? Let him direct you

 

[Jada59]

If the phone features for timers are hard to use, you download apps that have timers for your phone

Live cam? Let him direct you

I don't want live cam. I'm sure my phone has a timer. I just don't know how to use it.

 

[KimGordon67]

I don't want live cam. I'm sure my phone has a timer. I just don't know how to use it.

Just Google it.

 

[SimonDoom]

I don't want live cam. I'm sure my phone has a timer. I just don't know how to use it.

My question is, why not? Your thread has been up for five days and this is the best suggestion people have given you. You should give it a try, at least.

Here is a link to a one-minute video on Youtube about how to do this. In 30 seconds you can do a search that probably will link to at least five more instructional videos or web pages. Reading/watching all of them would take less than 15 minutes, probably. This is what you should do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba516_oPdXs

 

[Zeb_Carter]

It is an option and it's easy. Having never used the option, I went to try it after watching the video Simon provided. Even though I don't have a iPhone, it was fairly easy to find on my Android phone.

On an Android phone, just open the camera, click on the setting symbol in the upper left corner. About half way down the list provided is Timer. Tap it. you will be presented with three options... Off, 3 sec, and 10 sec. Chose one and have at it.