How_To_Make_it_with_Topless_Dancers_ fast_way

[ANiceGuy]

This is a reposting since the name didn't show on the original posting

MAKING IT WITH TOPLESS DANCERS THE FAST WAY PART I

Are you going to the local Topless night club for a little fun, some conversation (not a good place for that with all the ultra loud muxic!!! hehehe), and maybe a table/lap dance or two? If so this thread is not for you.

This missive is for the person trying to get some fast sex from a topless dancer.

I have dated lots of dancers, had quicky motel room fucks and had long term live with them relationships. Currently my room mates are dancers. (Platonic, honest just room mates, really that's all!)

So you have decided you want to make it with a "dancer". For the purposes of this missive we are assuming you want a night or hour of hot sex not a long term relationship. I will write several how to missives to tell some of the ways I have found most effective. I ALSO PLAN TO WRITE HOW TO GET A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP OR MARRIAGE WITH A DANCER! Just remember you can take the dancer out of the club but you can't take the dancer out of the girl. If you want a sunday school teacher don't look for her in a topless Dance Club!!!

THE FAST WAY.

Pick out a club that is not the most upscale in town unless you have a bottom less wallet in which case you just go into the most upscale club in town buy half interest and let the girls know you will spend what ever it takes to fuck em. Some will some won't The one you want most won't until you buy her the mansion and staff it with servants. (and let her have a stable of available guys if you can't satisfy her.)

Now back to the rest of you. Pick a club that has seen better days but still has a lot of pretty girls. Sometimes the day shift girls are the best because they don't get as many customers. Be ready to spend some money. No girl wants to date a real cheap skate. For night shift girls be a night person yourself and start hanging out at the "open twenty four hours a day" restaurant near one or several dance clubs. At closing some the girls will come in with their friends. You will find out who has a boyfriend already, who is bi, who is unattached and what the girls are really like off stage. Get friendly with the girls and you might get one to date you right in the restaurant. If not after you know some of the girls hit some of the clubs near the restaurant. Make friends with the girls and take it easy. As in don't ask "Wanna go fuck next door." after you buy her one drink.

One slightly slow but reliable method is to watch the girls over several days and if you notice girls who leave early with different guys all the time. Get to know them and leave early with one (or two if you like bi-girl fun). Lines to use with her be covered in future installments (Not this is probably not going to be a "free" sexxion. There are lots of things you have to do to make sure this doesn't cause more problems than being horny! Look for my "Not free" series for more information in this area.

Note the amount of money you will have to spend is directly related to how handsome you are or aren't, how old or young you are and if you have the right personality at the right time.

Don't fall for the "Give me xx bucks now and wait for me out front after quitting time." She'll sneak out the back and leave in her boyfriend/girlfriends car while you are waiting.

Be aware that most dancers have boyfriends or girlfriends or both. (Being hit on 50+ times a night they have the pick of who they have relationships with.) even then you might luck out if the girl has just broken up but don't plan on that option to happen very often.

Check out this site for lots of Topless Club Humor.

http://www.fortunecity.com/boozers/worldsend/863/

Check this site out and go directly to the "escorts" section if you don't have time to fool with any of the above and you have lots of money you want to spend on hot sex. Note: The real fun with a good escort begins "after" the escort sexxion has officailly ended. Be looking for my how to get good legal sex from an escort. It is not cheap but it is fast compared to some other ways.

http://www.realdreamgirls.com

Be aware that with the FAST WAY protected sex is the only way to go!!!

I personally don't recommend the fast way. More on that in future installments of this thread.

The opinions and experience in this thread are my own and events may not always happen as expected. I am not responsible fo anything that may happen if you implement actions based on this missive. that means YOU are responsible for your actions.

 

[dancinvixen]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I cannot believe you just posted that. Of all the nerve. Just because a woman is a topless dancer, does that mean she has less integrity than any other woman???? I happen to be a topless dancer. I would not sleep with a man that I met at my club. It's not ethical. Besides which, it is demeaning to both people. Heck, it's worse than a one night stand.

 

[ANiceGuy]

I_agree_topless_dancers_have_the_same_Or_higher_integerety!!!

I didn't say topless dancers didn't have as much integrity as people in any other profession! It might as well have been how to make it with girls in your church or internet girls. Or any other group and I will write on other groups too. Notice I suggested meeting first at all night eaterys near the clubs and getting to know the girls not going in to a club first. I'm really more into suggesting ways to get a relationship started. But this first missive got so long I had to break it down. I kinda figured this would be the most controversal and get some good social intercourse going.

NiceGuy (sometimes a little naughty too!!! hehehe)

 

[dancinvixen]

Many of my fellow dancers are/have been in abusive and damaging relationships due to this little piece of advice. Your not the first one to think of it. In fact, I am working on getting one of my friends out of her relationship with her guy because he has threatened to kill her. How many guys actually believe that once they are dating a stripper they can take her away from her dancing. Dancing is addictive, and fun, and a quick way to make money. It takes a special man who can handle his woman being a stripper without becoming jealous, or possessive, or abusive. But there are damn few of them out there. So why is that?? Why do guys feel the need to become assess once they have their girl???? Who are they to demand what they want with no care or feeling to what the girl may need ot want??? Your little blurb here, actually says to men, hey, it's ok to date a stripper, just make sure she's away from work, and then you should be pretty much in. Yeah, and once that guy finds out what she does, he's either on his way down the road, or he's become a prick and wants her to quit.

 

[ANiceGuy]

Thank you for your input DancingVixen

Dear DancingVixen,

I’m sure glad for your input. I could write pages on each of your sentences. One of my current room mates is a dancer who is staying here because her last boyfriend got so abusive he gave her a black eye. She went to work the next night (Make-up can hide a lot of things) letting some of her friends/customers know what happened. He paid a VERY heavy price for what he did. So if an abusive guy is going to get abusive don’t do it to a dancer especially. She has LOTS of friends who will kinda help her out. (I could tell lots of stories about that too.)

Any kind of abuse physical or verbal should not happen to any one and certainly not to dancers. A person who gets abusive has no respect for them selves or any one else. One big problem I have run into was like the one you are experiencing. A woman who is in an abusive relationship and stays in it. Once a person shows an abusive side the other person should get out of the relationship. That is not always easy and I understand that. My first wife hit me in the back with a frying pan when I was sleeping because I wouldn’t pay attention to her. She was drinking and I kept thinking how nice she was sober and trying to keep her that way. I gave up after several years. I could tell story after story along those lines.

A large percentage of dancers I have known came from abusive homes as children and I don’t know if that is the same with other groups or not but I think it is more prevalent in our society than it should be. Don’t get me writing about violence. I could write a book on that!!! Many times it seems like adults who have come from that type of a family equate that to be "normal" and repeat the same pattern.

Abusive guys and women don’t get that way due to "advice" from an internet missive and girls can be just as abusive. I have known girls in girl/girl (I have had bi girl relationships so I have seen that side of the coin too.) situations that were just as abused. Maybe there might be more guy-abusive-to-girl relationships because of or the fact that guys are typically bigger than girls, and/or maybe some guys have too much male hormone and no respect for themselves and others.

I would hope this series would stop more guys/girls who are abusive types from messing with dancers because the warnings I write about.

As I see it the most often use of a topless (and all nude clubs too) night club is for guys and girls to go out and have fun for a night or two in a relatively safe environment. I know I would rather have my other half in a topless night club than some other less safe endeavors shall we say.

ANiceGuy

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I am interested... please continue

 

[dancinvixen]

Ahhh, but most often times, when the relationship becomes abusive, the woman feels trapped. She is told that to leave could mean a lot of pain and even death. So in order to avoid it she stays. The same goes with dancers. Actually, we dancers put up with more stuff while we are on the job than when we are off the job.

 

[ANiceGuy]

Yeah I have seen that but....

I have seen girls stay because they feel trapped but I have seen girls in exactly the same situation get out with help from friends. I will reply in a longer missive tonight.

With the problems at work yes I have seen problems there too.

1) pimps trying to force the girls to work for them.

2) girls/guys who get angry after they drink too much.

3) management or coworkers who try to use their "power" to get sexual favors.

4) girls getting set up (drugs planted in cig packs for example) because they won't

5) Guys putting drugs in girls drinks (I know some girls who won't get anything but shots for drinks due to that.)

6) Girls stealing other girls things.

More later

 

[ANiceGuy]

I hope you are reading guys/girls

I hope every guy or girl whe is thinking of or is in a relationship with a dancer is reading this thread. Not only are you learning how to's about starting relationships but as you can see. In lots of ways it is a great career and in other ways it has lots of problems other professions don't have.

DancingVixen thank you again for all the insite.

 

[dancinvixen]

In the club/bar where I work, the girls watch each others backs. They must get their own drinks for the simple reason of drugs. Basically, everything goes through the bar to keep the girl safe. But once the girls leave work, it's a different story

 

[ANiceGuy]

ONe of my room mates almost did get date raped out of the club.

My room mate had been emailing this guy in California for over a year. He didn't seem the least bit odd. Suddenly he talked about moving to Dallas. He came and said he bought a Ram big foot fruck because he couldn't rent one and they went to a local hang out. I got a call form the head waitress at the place to come pick our friend up. The waitress had noticed the signs and wouldn't let the guy take my room mate out of the bar. After only two dirnks she was falling down drunk. She threw up at the bar and fell asleep on the way home. We figure the throw up saved her life. If the guy had got her to his place she would have died and he wouldn't have gotten her any help. In the clubs she would have been watching her drink but in the situation she felt safe!!!!

I mean what fun can that kind of sex be and when it is so dangerous in the number of girls (mostly ) that die from it. You gotta wonder.

I have heard lots of stories of girls getting hit with it at the clubs but nothing where it actually got the guy any activity with the girl. Usually she or her frieds see what is happening and won't let the guys get the girl out of the club. Then the race is on to keep her alive. Usually with out emergency medical since most of the girls don't have insurance.

One guy I heard about got discovered when his wife found all the tapes of him making it with these lifeless girls. She contacted some of the girls she saw. and they didn't remember anything about the rape. She turned the tapes over to the police and diviorced him. He went to jail but I don't know for how long.

 

[AliceNJulie]

We Wanna be seduced not stalked

I met my other half in my club sorta (Alice here) but most guys that wanna "make it" with us are married already and looking for a quick F***. (Mrs. Jones do you know how many times your husband has asked me to F*** him while your at church? You might want to do a little less praying and a little more playing!)

 

[ANiceGuy]

Some positive too.

A lot of this thread has dealt with negatives having to do with dancers and dancer relationships but ther are some great positives too. In my experience while a lot of topless (And Nude dancers too we have that in Dallas) dancers come from abused homes they have a much better sexual viewpoint then many girls in other less sexual professions. Instead of being afraid of their sexuality and trying to hide it unless the lights are out and all the doors shut, they are proud of their sensual side. Once you have entered into a relationship with a dancer you better hold on tight and love the ride. Dull is not a word in their lexicon!!!!

 

[Samuari]

the fast way

lickin' my eye brows allways works for me.

 

[Pyper]

Oh no...

Not licking your eyebrows again....

 

[Samuari]

yeper

I'll keep doin it 'till it stops workin'.

 

[ANiceGuy]

When it CUMS to Sex

Size matters. Yeah brushing eyebrows wth cock does work but it works on busses and churches too!! hehehe

 

[Samuari]

That's why I have such universal appeal! But why would you want to have sex with a bus?

 

[Puddles The Wonder Poodle]

Re: the fast way

lickin' my eye brows allways works for me.

ROO! ROO! ROO!

 

[Jonnyorgasmo]

I think you are all scum. I'm glad I don't live in America with people like NiceGuy.

 

[Samuari]

I think you are all scum. I'm glad I don't live in America with people like NiceGuy.

Ahh, and miss getting to know the rest of us? You don't have to leave Ireland to meat folks like Nice. Besides stick around, he may grow on ya.

 

[dancinvixen]

And why are we all scum????? Can you explain this?? Intelligently???? and actually make sense?? What is it that makes us scum in your eyes??? Because we feel free to talk about sex??? Or maybe because we have strip clubs??

 

[Samuari]

And why are we all scum????? Can you explain this?? Intelligently???? and actually make sense?? What is it that makes us scum in your eyes??? Because we feel free to talk about sex??? Or maybe because we have strip clubs??

Hey babe clam down, don't let some idiot who never got outside his village, and is convinced that his customs are laws of nature, get to you.

On second thought, do know how sexy you are when you care about something? Come over here an' I'll show you. I love passionate women!

 

[dancinvixen]

Oh dear me <blush> did I just embare-ass myself again??? <g> Samurai, you sweetheart, you know just how to get to me. Now my knees are weak.

 

[Samuari]

need some help? I tol' you to come over here and let me 'splain it to ya. besides I LIKE yer bare ass.