How would you like to murder the person above you?

[blobfish]

Go!!!

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Sorry blob don't wanna murder you.
but to as a question,
Is fishing murder or sport?

 

[blobfish]

All meat is murder, so yeah, I guess.

Ice pick.

 

[neci]

he should choke on a small cock.

 

[blobfish]

he should choke on a small cock.

The logistics of this are questionable.

Triple penetrated to death.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Skillet, butter and lemon.

 

[blobfish]

Lightly coated with flour and shallow fried in peanut oil.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Cooking spray
1 tablespoon fresh lime juice
1 tablespoon light mayonnaise
1/8 teaspoon onion powder
1/8 teaspoon black pepper
1/2 cup fresh breadcrumbs
1 1/2 tablespoons butter or stick margarine, melted
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley

 

[blobfish]

Sent into a coal mine.

 

[evesdream]

Gagged and put into orbit around the sun.

 

[blobfish]

Killed by exhaustion after being forced to webcam nude for several days straight.

 

[neci]

choked on his own cum.

 

[fuckwaffle]

Long range sniper shot...say 1,000 yards...from a deep hide. One shot, one kill.

 

[blobfish]

Tonguing an asshole laced with cyanide.

 

[blobfish]

Oops.

 

[fuckwaffle]

Close up knife to the throat.

 

[blobfish]

Waffle injected with a deadly strain of gonorrhea.

 

[Tryharder62]

It would be slow and painful. I would read Reader's Digest to him until he killed himself.

 

[blobfish]

It would be slow and painful. I would read Reader's Digest to him until he killed himself.

It wouldn't be that slow.

Strangled with Lifendeath's entrails.

 

[LadyVer]

Geeze, blob. Slow day?

 

[blobfish]

Geeze, blob. Slow day?

That doesn't sound like it would kill me, but alright.

Throttled with the bolo tie of a New York City male prostitute.

 

[LadyVer]

That doesn't sound like it would kill me, but alright.

Throttled with the bolo tie of a New York City male prostitute.

Never heard of a bolo tie. Either this is something new or I don't get around much. Between Disney and Minnie's Pleasure Palace, I stay pretty busy.

 

[blobfish]

Never heard of a bolo tie. Either this is something new or I don't get around much. Between Disney and Minnie's Pleasure Palace, I stay pretty busy.

It's a tie like the cowboy dandies wear. I have a couple of them, but I've never worn one.

Locked in a room with Dane Cook and a revolver with one bullet.

 

[Tryharder62]

It's a tie like the cowboy dandies wear. I have a couple of them, but I've never worn one.

Locked in a room with Dane Cook and a revolver with one bullet.

Sit on his face til he suffocates!

 

[blobfish]

Sit on his face til he suffocates!

Now you're just being cruel.

Eclectic chair. That's right, eclectic chair. I bought it at a yard sale. Cool flower print. It's also electric.