How worried were you during the great Literotica outage of 2024/02/26

[alohadave]

It was a little scary, I'm not going to lie. Thoughts of the entire site going away forever.

Share your feelings so we can heal from this almost tragedy.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I was convinced I had been banned. I’m glad to know it was out for other people too!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I was pissed that I had to work all afternoon without a proper distraction.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I had to Google "BIG BOOBZ" to get my porn fix

 

[Djmac1031]

Had a moment where i thought I got locked out. But kinda figured it was on the site end.

 

[madelinemasoch]

OH phew, I was literally having an anxiety attack over it.

 

[luv2custrip]

“Unable to load.”
I’ve always been able to load; it’s more a matter of aiming and firing.

 

[Rustyoznail]

"404" - the scariest numbers on the internet.

 

[MindYaBitness]

 

[BrendaBear]

I did not exactly deal with this well… it was… a problem.

 

[SmokingFap]

The lights started to grow dim, and I started having trouble breathing. My heart was doing a rumba, my chest hurt, and my left arm went numb. The left side of my face started drooping. And just as the darkness enveloped me, I saw a glorious light, and I heard the most beautiful voices singing. I smiled, and tears of joy ran down my cheeks.

And I saw the face of Lit. And it was the most beautiful face I had ever seen.

 

[Mike130]

Definitely a problem. Think I’m addicted

 

[SimonDoom]

I had access to running water and a refrigerator full of food, so I figured I'd get through it.

Not gonna lie, though. I checked the Internet repeatedly for reports of zombies or Russians.

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

I had access to running water and a refrigerator full of food, so I figured I'd get through it.

Not gonna lie, though. I checked the Internet repeatedly for reports of zombies or Russians.

How about Russian Zombies?

 

[SimonDoom]

How about Russian Zombies?

I wouldn't put it past Putin.

 

[SimonDoom]

This is what is known as a "Perv World Problem."

 

[AlexBailey]

I had just submitted and EDITED version of a story I posted yesterday. I just knew I’d pissed Laurel off.

 

[AlexBailey]

View attachment 2321350

Failed to fetch?

Now I know how a dog feels when you won’t throw his ball. ️

 

[God_Above]

This was a test.

This was only a test.

If this had been an actual outage, I'd have told you where to go.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I was so worried that it took two White Russians and a Zombie to calm me down.

 

[Trionyx]

Does anyone know what happened?

 

[MrPixel]

I wasn't too worried. Being a sysadmin in a prior life and understanding that Laurel and Manu have the site spread over several servers, it was your garden variety outage. I waged similar battles and sometimes they take several hours to get everything back to normal.

Or at least what passes for "normal" around here.

 

[Bamagan]

I was thinking that they tried to roll out the new author profile pages like they've been hinting and found things did not go as smoothly as hoped.

 

[HeyAll]

Not worried at all, the site has been down before briefly during updates.

Having said that, I would be extremely sad if I had a new story posted today.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1762332165898121326

 

[Elayne_Hawke]

Significant others were probably about to have a heartache looking up and seeing you in the room going: Oh you do exist, what are you doing out here?