How Women Grade Men In Bed

[Dillinger]

A recent survey of 50 women says that:

"Kissing is five times more important than stamina!"

Here's how the ratings went:

26% - kissing skill
26% - touching
24% - oral dexterity (I believe this is a "clean" way of saying cunnilingus
17% - creativity
5% - stamina
2% - frequency
0% - decibal level of orgasmic Tarzan cry

So ladies - what order of importance would you place these items in? Any others that should have been in this survey?

 

[lavender]

 

[Gilly Bean]

Here is my list


Sensuality
Touching
Creativity
Oral dexterity
Stamina
Kissing Skill
Frequency
Decibal level of orgasmic Tarzan cry

 

[bluntforcemama]

Where's the part that says he makes you feel like a virgin again?

 

[Gilly Bean]

hmm... that is a night I never want to remember. -shudders-
I want a guy who can make me feel all warm and tingly inside without even touching me. Anyone still out there like that?


Gilly Bean

 

[Dillinger]

Where's the part that says he makes you feel like a virgin again?

I did say... what's not on the list that should be... didn't I?

So what's your list?

 

[Nathon_88]

hmm... that is a night I never want to remember. -shudders-
I want a guy who can make me feel all warm and tingly inside without even touching me. Anyone still out there like that?


Gilly Bean

*chuckles* Well.......I'm sure some people can do that. Me? Not without a LOT of bourbon....for some reason, whiskey doesn't work.

Seriously considering NOT posting again because then he'll have 100 and have to put up an Av.....

 

[PacificBlue]

Not Rushing
Kissing
Touching
Whispered Words (talk dirty to me...I like it)
Sexy Sounds (grunting, moaning, heavy breathing...mmmmmm)
Creativity
Oral Dexterity (don't really know...haven't done that yet)
Stamina
Frequency
Decibal Level of orgasmic Tarzan cry (I'm assuming this is the ending nosie men make)

 

[Honey_B]

One Word

One biggy is missing for me: Romance

Seduce my brain before my body and all the other stuff falls into place.

 

[Dhalgren]

Dillinger said:
I believe this is a "clean" way of saying cunnilingus


And here I thought cunnilingus was the clean way of saying...
*coughs*



Picture a man all stamina..missing most skills on the surveyed list.
Like fucking a caveman..


I was about to make a list but really..it's *all* in the mind for me..


And the list changes on a daily basis.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Sex and romance are overrated. So are some men.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Well, I grade men on a curve. As far as ranking in order of importance - which is what your question prompts...

Hook me with your intellect
Reel me in with your desire for me
Touch me - everywhere
Kiss me - everywhere
Knock yourself out with your creative expressionism
Demonstrate both technical and artistic skills
Exhibit eagerness and enthusiasm
Display both tenderness and passion
Talk to me when appropriate (includes screaming, moaning, begging, etc.)
Know when to hold em- know when to fold em
Prepare to lather, rinse and repeat as often as necessary

Actually, it is too difficult to stick to a prescribed order. Just fuck me silly and do it all over again.

 

[Mischka]

I think Barb's list should be made into a Hallmark card. That was perfect.

 

[Basia]

Barb-

Your list is what I was going to say... maybe not word for wrod, but you hit the nail right on the head.

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

All hail Barb Dwyer!

You go, girlfriend!!! That's the list, that's the one - we all want it, everything Barb said.

 

[Debbie]

26% - kissing skill
26% - touching
24% - oral dexterity (I believe this is a "clean" way of saying cunnilingus
17% - creativity
5% - stamina
2% - frequency
0% - decibal level of orgasmic Tarzan cry

Romance (and love)
Kissing skills
Touching
Complimentary (Honest)
Creativity
Oral dexterity
In touch with my needs (interpretation of my signals!)
Stamina
Frequency
Decibal level of my orgasm




Oops I meant his orgasm, um or both! We gonna make some noise tonight LOL

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Mischka, Basia and Eve o'D:

Thanks for the support. But you know what? I forgot something.

I also want to do all the same things to him.

For some reason I am channeling Ginger Rogers' quote - "I do the same things as him only backwards and in high heels!" I think that is quite apropos in this situation too!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I just require three things. A penis large enough to feel, but not so large that it hurts; stamina, damn, last as long as me please; and an interest in learning what pleases me, so call that creativity.

Everything else can be learned behavior.

 

[Dillinger]

Mischka, Basia and Eve o'D:

Thanks for the support. But you know what? I forgot something.

I also want to do all the same things to him.

For some reason I am channeling Ginger Rogers' quote - "I do the same things as him only backwards and in high heels!" I think that is quite apropos in this situation too!

I love that quote about Ginger, Rogers... always have!!!

I love the image of applying it to sex, as well...

 

[*bratcat*]

Not to make a list...