Dillinger
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The gentleman's club, For Your Eyes Only, has opened their official Pole and Tableside Dancing School. In 3 weeks they can teach women the basics of using a pole.
"A lot of girls have to get used to feeling their own breasts," explains the school's founder, Uthania Jackson.
Here are four moves taken from the school's official training manual:
The Basic Spin
"Imagine a dog peeing," Jackson says. "you know how he cocks his leg? Hitch your leg onto the pole like that." Grasp the pole with both hands before pushing off with your leg, then tuck it under the other. Ladies should be able to complete four turns before losing momentum.
The Jump and Slide
Coyly approach the pole before launching into a spin. "Ride the pole down like a fireman," Jackson says. "Only sexier." After landing delicately on your knees, "go onto your hands so you're on all fours," Jackson continues. "Then jerk your body. Just grind it."
The Advanced Spin
As before, maneuver your leg like a urinating mongrel, but this time extend your other leg out after the initial push off. Remember to keep your toes pointed." It's like a ballerina," Jackson says. (Well, a ballerina in a G-string, writhing on a brass pole.)
The Caterpillar
After shimmying to the top of the 10-foot pole, turn upside down, hold on with just your ankles, and roll your body downward, mimicking the ripple of a larval insect. "This is an advanced move," Jackson warns. "But it shows what can be done if you really apply yourself."
"A lot of girls have to get used to feeling their own breasts," explains the school's founder, Uthania Jackson.
Here are four moves taken from the school's official training manual:
The Basic Spin
"Imagine a dog peeing," Jackson says. "you know how he cocks his leg? Hitch your leg onto the pole like that." Grasp the pole with both hands before pushing off with your leg, then tuck it under the other. Ladies should be able to complete four turns before losing momentum.
The Jump and Slide
Coyly approach the pole before launching into a spin. "Ride the pole down like a fireman," Jackson says. "Only sexier." After landing delicately on your knees, "go onto your hands so you're on all fours," Jackson continues. "Then jerk your body. Just grind it."
The Advanced Spin
As before, maneuver your leg like a urinating mongrel, but this time extend your other leg out after the initial push off. Remember to keep your toes pointed." It's like a ballerina," Jackson says. (Well, a ballerina in a G-string, writhing on a brass pole.)
The Caterpillar
After shimmying to the top of the 10-foot pole, turn upside down, hold on with just your ankles, and roll your body downward, mimicking the ripple of a larval insect. "This is an advanced move," Jackson warns. "But it shows what can be done if you really apply yourself."
