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JAMESBJOHNSON
Guest
1. Its as much work to light incense all over your house as it is to get rid of the cat shit. And the roaches leave.
2. If you pick the restaurant don't blame your date.
3. Soap and water cures a long list of problems. No one wants to eat sour road kill.
4. If Mr/Ms Right calls you 5 minutes before your date arrives be gracious and pleasant. And if you just cant do it, don't call your date back when Mr./Ms. noshows.
5. Don't cry and obsess about your last love with a new date. I FLEW ALL THE WAY TO ATLANTA, AND HIS KID COMES TO THE DOOR AND SAYS, SCRAM! SHOULD I GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE? I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM. DID I SHOW YOU HIS PHOTO? WHY WONT HE RETURN MY CALLS?
6. MY FAVORITE: Don't hide so you can see him first, then chase him on foot down the road when he's better looking than you expected. It scares a guy to look in the rearview mirror and see a frantic female running behind his car, yelling and waving her arms.
2. If you pick the restaurant don't blame your date.
3. Soap and water cures a long list of problems. No one wants to eat sour road kill.
4. If Mr/Ms Right calls you 5 minutes before your date arrives be gracious and pleasant. And if you just cant do it, don't call your date back when Mr./Ms. noshows.
5. Don't cry and obsess about your last love with a new date. I FLEW ALL THE WAY TO ATLANTA, AND HIS KID COMES TO THE DOOR AND SAYS, SCRAM! SHOULD I GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE? I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM. DID I SHOW YOU HIS PHOTO? WHY WONT HE RETURN MY CALLS?
6. MY FAVORITE: Don't hide so you can see him first, then chase him on foot down the road when he's better looking than you expected. It scares a guy to look in the rearview mirror and see a frantic female running behind his car, yelling and waving her arms.
