How to seduce my Mom

[Sexy_Hunk_here]

I'm a 23 year old good-looking guy. I've had oedipal feelings towards my mom since I was 14.

My mom's a gem of a lady. She beautiful & loving. She's 41, 5'4'', fair, brunette & has a killer figure. She's a divorcee & we've been living together for the past 2 years.

We share a very close bond and are very comfortable with each other. Given that she's a sensuous lady & hasn't had a man for the past 2 years, I fancy my chances with her as 50-50.

However, I'm afraid of losing her affction. Can anyone suggest me what I should do to seduce her or atleast confirm whether she's available or not.

 

[wornoutkeyboard]

ever thought about...

saying...

"Hey ma... wanna pork?"

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Seriously, if you are not a smarmy little troll, I would strongly suggest you dial 1-800- INEEDATHERAPIST.

~WOK

 

[FFhotwife]

I don't think its a good idea....

I am not judging you but I think you may want to go for someone other than your mom. I am VERY open minded but seriously doubt that being with your mom will work! You are 23 and your hormones are crazy right now. There has got to be a young, hot girl out there for you. I just don't think you should even try it with your mom. Good luck.

 

[CWatson]

...There's one every month...

 

[bobsgirl]

Good grief, here we go again...

Shame on me for giving this more attention than it deserves.

 

[FFhotwife]

You guys make me laugh.....

That is why I love coming to this forum-lol....You sure do get all kinds here don't ya!!!!lol

 

[Sexy_Hunk_here]

Why do some people derive pleasure in downgrading someone else's emotions, when their own ones aren't very sound.

 

[fgarvb1]

Look numb-nuts ,You are going to fuck up your life if you do this.

How plain do we have to make it?

Find some other female of what ever age that is not related and fuck her.

 

[Color Me Crazy]

Okay, I don't know if "being" with your mom would actually ever hold a long-term foundation besides her being your mother and you being her son, but that's for you to decide, and no one else.

I know that -I'd- seriously doubt anything like that ever -really- working out for the better between me and one of my parents, but perhaps your situation carries some sort of element foreign to most here.

With that said, I can only offer you the advice that first comes to mind. However, how full-proof it is I wouldn't know, since I've never had to think of it before.

But, I guess I'd start being a bit more touchy-feely with her. See where it goes from there. If she says (or acts-- this is important to pick up on because she may not be comfortable telling you that she's uncomfortable) that she wants you to stop, then stop. But if you see her sort of playing into it, corresponding, or initiating the touchy-feely-ness, then push a little further. During seirous conversations brush a strand of hair behind her ear. Or tenderly touch her lower back when you're walking side by side in a discreet place.

Just make sure to read her body language. If she acts like she doesn't want you to be doing what you're doing, then back off. You don't want to jeapordize your mother/son relationship just because you've been feeling more for her than that for the past few years.

With that, good luck. If you need anything else go ahead and PM me. I'll try to be more open-minded then some of the people here evidently are.


Crazy

 

[Bobmi357]

With that, good luck. If you need anything else go ahead and PM me. I'll try to be more open-minded then some of the people here evidently are.

Crazy

Well your name says it all.

Incest. Its damaging to both parties and will ruin the relationship, in this case of Son and Mother.

Your encouraging words isn't helping him. When his mother finally learns of his desire, the trust and love built up over a lifetime will be shattered.

Instead of chasing his mother, he should be seeking a mental health professional.

Forgetting the moral and religious implications of incest, there is still a perfectly valid reason why incest is a really bad idea. Genetics. Mating with someone that is too closely related to you will greatly increase your chances of having defective children. If you don't believe me, just look at the royal lines of europe in the mid 19th century. Hemophilia, autism and mental retardation were just some of the more common afflictions that came from those "blue" blood lines.

Here is a guy that is seriously comtemplating damaging, perhaps permanently, one of the most special relationships a person can have. That of a parent and a child. And you're egging him on?

I may be close-minded, but it sounds like both of you need some serious counseling.

- Bob

 

[sheath]

Well your name says it all.

Incest. Its damaging to both parties and will ruin the relationship, in this case of Son and Mother.

<excellent advice edited for space>

I may be close-minded, but it sounds like both of you need some serious counseling.

- Bob

What Bob said.

Only he said it much, much more politely than I could possibly have hoped to myself.

S.

 

[Color Me Crazy]

Bob, Bob, Bob...

I really hope that by implying that I need counseling you're not suggesting that I, myself agree with incest.

Yes, it can be damaging. Yes, it can ruin relationships. But no one here knows exactly what sort of relationship Hunk has with his mother. Maybe she likes him too. Am I saying that's okay? Actually, I'm not saying. I would, however, be really concerned if I knew one of my friends' parents liked one of their children. But more appropriately, I'd be disturbed. But hell, that's just me.

I think that if you, and anyone else who agrees with Bob, look closer at my post, and maybe try to understand my reasoning, you'd see that maybe a little merit, if not, tolerance, should be desgined into your rebuttle.

No matter what you tell Hunk, (that he should just stop liking his mother, that he should bury those feelings, blah, blah, blah) he's going feel how he feels regaurdless of if you approve or not. At least with my advice, he's not going to completely ruin the relationship by just advancing on her. Maybe, just maybe, dear Bob, if his mother would realize how he was feeling, she could politely tell him or show him she's not interested, then some of his feelings, along with the mother/son relationship, would be spared.

Do I doubt that mating within the family is healthy? Not at all. I don't need to do research to know these simple rules of genetics, Bob. But your argument is weak. You only assumed that Hunk wasn't going to use a condom. That if he did, it would break. You only assumed that his mom wasn't on birth control, or her tubes weren't tied. And if it takes three times to convince you, you only assumed that he'd think about having kids with her anyway. If, and only if all of these assumptions were true, then yes, I'd agree that giving Hunk my advice would be wrong. However, basing an argument on the future has never flown in my book, and, whether you're a nice guy or not, it still won't be taking flight today.

And by the way, if you came from a home where something like this would shatter your mom's trust, but more importantly love, then I pity your situation just as much as I would if a father stopped "loving and trusting" his son after finding out the son was gay.

Maybe I am crazy. But don't think that you're going to get away with "politely" (as Sheath put it) putting me in my place. At least I thought about Hunk and his mother as people, rather than a taboo just waiting to be broken. I love how people talk about "open-mindedness" here on the boards, but when it's time to show and tell they can only talk.

Is incest for me? Definitely not. But neither is BDSM, Roleplaying-sex, or gay sex. Does that mean I don't understand why these people do what they do? I more than understand.

To each his own, Bob, and minions of Bob.
To each his own.

Yours truly.

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by Color Me Crazy
Bob, Bob, Bob...

I really hope that by implying that I need counseling you're not suggesting that I, myself agree with incest.

Yes, it can be damaging. Yes, it can ruin relationships. But no one here knows exactly what sort of relationship Hunk has with his mother. Maybe she likes him too. Am I saying that's okay? Actually, I'm not saying. I would, however, be really concerned if I knew one of my friends' parents liked one of their children. But more appropriately, I'd be disturbed. But hell, that's just me.

I think that if you, and anyone else who agrees with Bob, look closer at my post, and maybe try to understand my reasoning, you'd see that maybe a little merit, if not, tolerance, should be desgined into your rebuttle.

No matter what you tell Hunk, (that he should just stop liking his mother, that he should bury those feelings, blah, blah, blah) he's going feel how he feels regaurdless of if you approve or not. At least with my advice, he's not going to completely ruin the relationship by just advancing on her. Maybe, just maybe, dear Bob, if his mother would realize how he was feeling, she could politely tell him or show him she's not interested, then some of his feelings, along with the mother/son relationship, would be spared.

Do I doubt that mating within the family is healthy? Not at all. I don't need to do research to know these simple rules of genetics, Bob. But your argument is weak. You only assumed that Hunk wasn't going to use a condom. That if he did, it would break. You only assumed that his mom wasn't on birth control, or her tubes weren't tied. And if it takes three times to convince you, you only assumed that he'd think about having kids with her anyway. If, and only if all of these assumptions were true, then yes, I'd agree that giving Hunk my advice would be wrong. However, basing an argument on the future has never flown in my book, and, whether you're a nice guy or not, it still won't be taking flight today.

And by the way, if you came from a home where something like this would shatter your mom's trust, but more importantly love, then I pity your situation just as much as I would if a father stopped "loving and trusting" his son after finding out the son was gay.

Maybe I am crazy. But don't think that you're going to get away with "politely" (as Sheath put it) putting me in my place. At least I thought about Hunk and his mother as people, rather than a taboo just waiting to be broken. I love how people talk about "open-mindedness" here on the boards, but when it's time to show and tell they can only talk.

Is incest for me? Definitely not. But neither is BDSM, Roleplaying-sex, or gay sex. Does that mean I don't understand why these people do what they do? I more than understand.

To each his own, Bob, and minions of Bob.
To each his own.

Yours truly.

Crazy

We've seen more than our fair share for trolls that bring this 'want to fuck my Mom' up on a regular basis just for entertainment so it's hard to give serious advice to someone that comes forward with such posts...Frankly that's why I didn't answer initially.

Excuse me...Mom's been without sex for 2 years so son thinks he's got a 50-50 chance? Been in that situation as a single Mom...trust me having sex with either of my sons never crossed my mind and if it did I sure as hell never would have acted on it....and I don't think there is anything special about me. * I hear troll again*

Yes your suggestion was better than him jumping her...but part of your post implied that you agreed with incest...whether you do or not.

PArdon? Incest between Mom and son is comparable to a Dad finding out his son is gay? Where? You lost me on that argument..unless the Dad has sex with his gay son.

You comment on the tolerance of people here....actually for the most part people on the How to thread are extremely tolerant and compassionate, willing to give of themselves freely. What they aren't prepared to do is agree, and by doing so give permission, for people to act like cads. So incest posts and ones like the most recent one about wanting to screw his best friend's bird...tend to get treated a bit harshly. People wanting permission for certain acts won't get it. We had father post earlier asking advice to help give his 14 year old son tips on having sex with his girlfriend. Guess what, we didn't encourage that either!

 

[Color Me Crazy]

Wicked Women--

I completely understand where you're coming from. Giving serious consideration to posts as (dubious?) as Hunk's is hard.

If you notice, at the beginning of my original post I put up my own disclaimer which was that I didn't think that something like this would turn out for the best. Whether Hunk chose to listen to that piece of opinion is beyond me. But, I do know that if I want someone to listen to my question/ opinion seriously, I need to pay attention to that someone's question/opinion just as seriously.


About the whole incest vs. a father not loving his gay son anymore: Bob had mentioned something along the lines of if Hunk's mother found out that Hunk was having feelings for her, it would shatter all of the trust and love she had for her son gained through the years. By mentioning the fact that sometimes a father (or mother) will stop loving his son (or daughter) just because they find out that he or she is gay is wrong. Therefore, I said that if a Bob grew up in a household where his mother or father would stop loving him just because they found out something was "wrong" with him, then I pity him just as much as I would pity a son (or daughter) who stopped being loved by their parents just because they're gay.

Besides, Freud (sp?) says it's actually very natural for boy to have Oedipus-like feelings for his mother. So... I don't truly think that if Hunk's mom found out that he liked her, she'd stop loving him.

That was my point, however unclear it might have been.

I don't mean to burn any bridges, here, people. But not only did I feel personally attacked by Bob's post, I also felt that it was unfair of him and others to so simply push aside a real man's feelings without truly examing the question before being so quick to awser. Forgive me, all, if such was wrong.

Given the option, though, I'd not take back any of my posts.

Crazy

 

[Bobmi357]

The problem crazy, is your original posting was as bad as yelling "Jump!" to the guy sitting on a ledge 20 floors up.

Hunk needs to realize that taking any step in the direction he wants is (a) probably going to result in a crushing blow to his ego, (b) hurt an existing Mother/Son relationship, perhaps beyond repair. Additionally no one walks away from incest without it somehow impacting one psychologically.

This isn't a case of him wanting to sleep with a step sister, or an adopted sibling. That might raise a few eyebrows, but no real objections.

Psychologically speaking, his desire is not healthy, and he should be told that, not told to become "more touchy-feely". Rather than acting on those desires he should be trying to find the root cause and dealing with so he can continue a safe and sane relationship with his mother.

Perhaps he plans on using some birth control with her. He never mentioned one way or another. My mentioning of it was an attempt to highlight the prinicple reason why incest is wrong with a close blood relative.

When someone has an unhealthy obsession you don't help them by offering the very same thing they are obsessed with in the first place. Hunk needs to understand its not a good idea and shouldn't be persued. What I fail to understand is why you offered to assist him for something you claim you don't believe in.

But, I guess I'd start being a bit more touchy-feely with her. See where it goes from there. If she says (or acts-- this is important to pick up on because she may not be comfortable telling you that she's uncomfortable) that she wants you to stop, then stop. But if you see her sort of playing into it, corresponding, or initiating the touchy-feely-ness, then push a little further. During seirous conversations brush a strand of hair behind her ear. Or tenderly touch her lower back when you're walking side by side in a discreet place.

Just make sure to read her body language. If she acts like she doesn't want you to be doing what you're doing, then back off. You don't want to jeapordize your mother/son relationship just because you've been feeling more for her than that for the past few years.

With that, good luck. If you need anything else go ahead and PM me. I'll try to be more open-minded then some of the people here evidently are.

Look, everyone here is here because we're in a continual search for ways to improve our own sex lives, either through some sort of kink, or just improving techniques. Nearly a week doesn't go by when we don't have someone posting about how they want to screw their brother/sister/dog/tree/mother/father and as perverted as we generally are, not once in my memory has anyone told the person "Sure, go right ahead, and here's a way to approach it!". The more polite people tell them not to, and to seek some sort of help. The less than polite call them assholes and tell them to fuck off. As perverted as we as a group are, and I'm sure there are people here more perverted than I, there are lines which we do not cross.

Incest as a fantasy may be a healthy outlet for someone, but to try to take it from fantasy to reality is damaging to all parties involved.

We could probably go around in circles about this all the ding dong day Crazy and never reach a concensus. So have your reply to this posting. But rather than continue this, I'll leave it with this final post.

 

[fgarvb1]

I suppose I should have related how, some ten years ago I spent many, many hours talking with males and females that had there lives fucked up by having sex with their dads, moms, sisters, and brothers. It is amazing how some things effect the rest of your life and not for the best either.

In real life I am quite the talker, and not nearly the ass I seem to be here.
With the written word I'm not that great most of the time.

Thankfully, lots of the posters here are.

That doesn't make what I said less true.

 

[lovechild27]

I dont see how anyone can think sleeping with anyone in their immediate family is a good idea.

There a tons of willing, horny people out there. Go screw one of them and leave your mom alone.

And get some help.

 

[Gravitino]

...There's one every month...

here we go again!

Three words "Dont do it"

 

[lycanthropedude]

well...i'm new here, so i probably missed the parts where all the nay-sayers posted their Masters in Psycology diplomas, or maybe even their PhD's in Psychiatry...so i have trouble taking to heart anything said about "unhealthy" or post tramatic syndrones issuing from such a relationship.

personally, i've slept with all three of my sisters and well, you all will probably bomb me for it, but i feel very much healthy and sane. i'm married with 3 children, have a great job and a wonderful life, and my relationships with my sisters have never changed. once i was engaged, our sexual escapades stopped, but we often recount on them fondly. my oldest sister has been sleeping with our dad for about 10 yrs now, starting a year after my mom died. yet again, they have a perfectly healthy relationship. they aren't public lovers, they don't fluant it in the open. they satisfy each other.

like crazy first pointed out, i see nothing but hypocrits...saying your open-minded...*hickish accent*"well i kinda like to be spanked and take a finger in my ass during sex, but those damn pedophiles are just sick, hyuck".

whether or not hunk posted this thread for shits and giggles, what right have you to tell anyone what is and isn't heathly for that individual. john doe is deathly allergic to peanuts,they'd kill him if he ate just one...you hypocritical fucks would tell the poor man to eat one because it was "heathly", and then his death would be on your hands....and no, this isn't a far off analogy...when dealing with someone elses emotions and feelings, and INSECURITIES, is it very easy to push that someone over the edge. yeah, telling the guy on the 20th floor to jump isn't the best idea, but neither is calling him crazy, stupid, sick.
i mean OMG do you ppl actually listen to yourselves when you spew such drivle...

 

[ReadyOne]

Every couple of months this subject comes up, generally attributed to the Trolls... Has any of them ever reported back?

Just curious...

 

[Sexy_Hunk_here]

What's a troll?

And btw, I've replied back

 

[sanchopanza]

hmmm tricky one. while incest is not morally wrong it is pretty harmful even among consenting adults if the incestuous relationship stems from a neurotic basis - which it probably would.

so while its not wrong its pretty fucked up.

i wouldn't advise seeing a psychiatrist (if indeed you are serious) but would advise instead not trying to crack into your family members. if you must think of your beloved mum that way then just vent your feelings the good ole way - bash it out.

 

[lovechild27]

Being open minded is one thing

Being morally bankrupt is another...The poster asked for our opinion and people gave it. If one isnt ready to deal with the fact that people may think differently, then dont ask.

, what right have you to tell anyone what is and isn't heathly for that individual

and this situation doesnt just include one individual....his mom plays the main role in this one as well. I can see where MANY people would be sent over the edge with something like this. He has her feelings to consider, along with their relationship. If he does proposition her, their interactions will probably change in very drastic and uncomfy ways.

 

[Bobmi357]

Lets deal with this one peicemeal, shall we? First and foremost, go back to your high school and demand a refund, your spelling and grammar leave much to be desired.

well...i'm new here, so i probably missed the parts where all the nay-sayers posted their Masters in Psycology diplomas, or maybe even their PhD's in Psychiatry...so i have trouble taking to heart anything said about "unhealthy" or post tramatic syndrones issuing from such a relationship.

Had you understood any part of what you attempted to read, you would have seen no one posting or claiming and such degrees. It doesn't take a degree however, to know that Hunk is about to make the biggest mistake of his life.

personally, i've slept with all three of my sisters and well, you all will probably bomb me for it, but i feel very much healthy and sane.

Of course you do. People suffering from delusions often feel they are sane. Sanity is of course relative. You are insane when, for whatever reason, you refuse to conform to what society considers normal. And guess what.. Sleeping with your three sisters not only isn't normal, its also illegal. Incest is illegal in every state of the union, and if any of them were under the age of consent at that time, we'll just add child abuse and pedophilia to your list of crimes.

i'm married with 3 children, have a great job and a wonderful life, and my relationships with my sisters have never changed.

My condolences to your wife, and my pity on your kids should any of them be female. You've set a pattern for your life that will probably include your raping them. One can only hope that one of them will complain to someone and you'll learn about justice Texas style.

One has to wonder what the spouses of these people must think, or if they even know.

once i was engaged, our sexual escapades stopped, but we often recount on them fondly. my oldest sister has been sleeping with our dad for about 10 yrs now, starting a year after my mom died. yet again, they have a perfectly healthy relationship. they aren't public lovers, they don't fluant it in the open. they satisfy each other.

Excuse me, but if its so right, why are they hiding it? Could it be that perhaps its not as right as you think? Do you think there might be a reason why they are hiding it? Do you think at all?

A healthy relationship doesn't need to be hidden from the public view.

Excuse, but this you consider to be
like crazy first pointed out, i see nothing but hypocrits...saying your open-minded...*hickish accent*"well i kinda like to be spanked and take a finger in my ass during sex, but those damn pedophiles are just sick, hyuck".

Well since you brought it up, pedophilia is a federal offence. Having sex with a child is just another form of rape, only this time with a victim that has a lot less of a chance to defend themselves. Its RAPE. Its cruel, its brutal, and its usually punished by letting the prison population beat the shit out of you on a daily basis.

There is a considerable difference between wanting to improve the sexual lives of two consenting adult individuals and pedophilia. You might not like being spanked, or having a finger shoved up your ass during sex, but at least in those activities you are not hurting a child.

whether or not hunk posted this thread for shits and giggles, what right have you to tell anyone what is and isn't heathly for that individual.

The right of a public forum you moron. If he didn't want public opinions, he never would have posted. And he obviously knew something wasn't right, or he would have proceeded with his plans without bothering to post.

john doe is deathly allergic to peanuts,they'd kill him if he ate just one...you hypocritical fucks would tell the poor man to eat one because it was "heathly", and then his death would be on your hands....and no, this isn't a far off analogy...

WHOA! Talk about coming out of left field. Hunk isn't going to die because he wants to fuck his mother. He'll probably feel like a major idiot though when his fantasy crumbles. However, he is obsessed, and you do not feed someone's obsession. I fail to see how your analogy is valid, or even how you came by it. See what I mean about your feeling normal even when everyone else thinks your not?

Would you like a peanut?

when dealing with someone elses emotions and feelings, and INSECURITIES, is it very easy to push that someone over the edge. yeah, telling the guy on the 20th floor to jump isn't the best idea, but neither is calling him crazy, stupid, sick.
i mean OMG do you ppl actually listen to yourselves when you spew such drivle...

Sounds to me like you might be in need of some help also. Therefore I've done you a favor. Here's a url I strongly suggest you go to.

http://www.mhmr.state.tx.us/

You'll find it enlightening, and perhaps helpful.

 

[lovechild27]

Claps for Bob~