BeachMomma
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Maybe he just needs anatomy lessons?Well damn. Answer one stupid question on a crazy thread and watch the weird PMs roll on in:
What are the odds this guy is Gene Simmons?
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Maybe he just needs anatomy lessons?Well damn. Answer one stupid question on a crazy thread and watch the weird PMs roll on in:
What are the odds this guy is Gene Simmons?
Hello Bramblethorn, fellow Guru. The poster has posted as a female in another thread, looking to explore her sexuality with another female.
And then a male, of different age, in another.
He's more likely someone who knows fuck-all about female anatomy.What are the odds this guy is Gene Simmons?
Well damn. Answer one stupid question on a crazy thread and watch the weird PMs roll on in:
What are the odds this guy is Gene Simmons?
I just shouldn't read threads like this after the week I just had. My brain just can't take it.
He's more likely someone who knows fuck-all about female anatomy.
Come on imemkay, maybe his ex had a prolapse! Sheesh, so judgemental.
You're no fun! Let them google it. It'll be good for them; it builds character.LOL Maybe she did have a prolapse. (warning, do not google that shit)
I'll try harder to work on my judgemental attitude. I'm not gonna lie, it's gonna be tough, but I'll try!
You're no fun! Let them google it. It'll be good for them; it builds character.
I've been meaning to send you a PM about your attitude. Serious adjustment required!
The upside is, you now know a Litster who would be more than happy to lap at your prolapse should you ever have one. *vom*
Note to self ...
If you Google Prolapsed Uterus, AND Prolapsed Anus, there is no win. Only defeat as you can't un-see what you've seen.
DON'T do it.
*reaches for bleach to splash into eyes*
. (warning, do not google that shit)
Note to self ...
If you Google Prolapsed Uterus, AND Prolapsed Anus, there is no win. Only defeat as you can't un-see what you've seen.
DON'T do it.
*reaches for bleach to splash into eyes*
The OP's posting history aside, I have had the delightful pleasure of being intimate with a woman who adored having her cervix (and general area) softly stroked during oral sex. Her favorite position was sitting / laying back against a mountain of pillows, where she would indulge me to the delight of both of us.
The OP's posting history aside, I have had the delightful pleasure of being intimate with a woman who adored having her cervix (and general area) softly stroked during oral sex. Her favorite position was sitting / laying back against a mountain of pillows, where she would indulge me to the delight of both of us.
'And general area'? You mean INSIDE of her vagina? Is THAT the 'general area' you are refering to? I can assure you, you would be shopping for Polident if you 'massaged' her cervix and weren't her OB/GYN.
I'm not entirely sure why you chose to attack my post, but I can assure you that I know what and where I am talking about. Before my wife had hers removed, it didn't do anything special for her but it also didn't make her want to kick my teeth in.
It's clear that you don't enjoy it, which may very well be the way that most women feel. I'm hardly in a position to say. There are probably other things that most women don't enjoy while others do.
I opened the door. Now it's time for you ladies to dance right through it.Ooooh childbirth stories!! Yay!!
Where's pmann? He loves these!
It's lucky he's been safely nestled in the (ample) bosom of Rainshine. No, not like that you filthy perves.