How to make sperm in Photoshop?

[tormi]

Yup. That is the question. I'd like to rework some (family) pictures of mine... Lol. Just to see how my wife looks in... well... lots a sperm


Anybody got a clue or a direction they can point me in?

 

[Râleclins]

That's a good question. I'm sure the answers will be interesting.

 

[KarenDee]

This oughta go over well on the Photshop forum!

 

[SweetErika]

Is there already semen in the pic? If so, you should be able to use the clone stamp tool at varying sizes and opacities to make a fairly realistic approximation.

You could also save and open another image with semen in it (try to find one where the person is in a similar pose to your wife's pic), and use the lasso to select the semen areas. Then, copy and paste the semen onto your wife's pic. To match her skin, use the magic wand to select the skin area in the original semen layer(s), and then the eraser set to transparent to remove the old skin so her skin shows through. You can then touch-up the semen layer with the eraser and vary the transparencies of the layer(s) if necessary to make it more realistic. This is what I did to make my Christmas AV.

 

[tormi]

No, there is no seamen in the picture. But if anybody has a good seamen source (lots og seamen and clear shot that easily cuts out) I'd be very interested.

 

[SweetErika]

No, there is no seamen in the picture. But if anybody has a good seamen source (lots og seamen and clear shot that easily cuts out) I'd be very interested.

I'd suggest google and google image searches for 'semen' and 'cum'...you should find plenty suitable specimens.

 

[Quoll]

This is what I did to make my Christmas AV.

semen on or semen off, or am I barking up the wrong tree.

 

[hogjack]

You might want to consider the feelings of those little spermies, too.

 

[iliktukissitu]

I've got it!

You'll find all the Seamen you could ever hope for in the United States Navy!

 

[Weird Harold]

No, there is no seamen in the picture. But if anybody has a good seamen source (lots of semen and clear shot that easily cuts out) I'd be very interested.

Since you're faking the image, why not fake the sperm too?

Find some black or other dark, monochrome paper, squirt several artsistic globs of Elmer's glue or Mayonnaise on the paper and then take a digital picture.

Once you load the digital image into Photo-shop, the monochrome background can easily be made transparent so you can cut and paste the "sperm trails" onto any image you want.

 

[tormi]

Thanks for the answers... Got some work to do here

 

[SweetErika]

semen on or semen off, or am I barking up the wrong tree.

I guess that was a little confusing. I meant that was the technique I used to put the bows "on" my boobs in the AV. I was fresh out of real bows, so it was Google and Photoshop to the rescue!

 

[Quoll]

I guess that was a little confusing. I meant that was the technique I used to put the bows "on" my boobs in the AV. I was fresh out of real bows, so it was Google and Photoshop to the rescue!

Thank [insert deity] for that, I thought you had some terrible [ok cute] nipple disease, but I didn't want to mention it.

 

[M's girl]

Since you're faking the image, why not fake the sperm too?

Find some black or other dark, monochrome paper, squirt several artsistic globs of Elmer's glue or Mayonnaise on the paper and then take a digital picture.

Once you load the digital image into Photo-shop, the monochrome background can easily be made transparent so you can cut and paste the "sperm trails" onto any image you want.

Why fake the sperm ???

 

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[M's girl]

I was thinking the same thing. Why not dispense some real sperm (on her if she agrees) then take pictures.

Uh..... yeah..... although you were ahead of me here.... I meant at least real sperm on the piece of paper to photograph... since I assume her not wanting the sperm on her breasts is the issue here and the reason he wants to create this picture...

 

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[M's girl]

Yeah, I thought I would just cut to the chase.

Yeah.... I know....

 

[Ravin the Poet]

Just use the brush tool and brush some white onto the area you want. Add a little blur, and some shadding and there you go. I can do it fairly easy in about 5minutes.


Ravin

 

[tormi]

Why fake the sperm ???

The amounts of sperm I am not able to produce I have a few pics with real sperm, but it is never enough lol


Actually I could also make som fake sperm - in RL and put in on her... where is the recipe for sperm again....

 

[DemonOuterverse]

AlienSkin EyeCandy 4000 has a "Water Drops" filter, you can use the "Spilled Milk" effect with a low coverage and get sum cum. Best of all EyeCandy works with anything that accepts PhotoShop Plugins (like Corel PaintShop Pro).

The bad thing is, the drops are going to be flat.

 

[M's girl]

The amounts of sperm I am not able to produce I have a few pics with real sperm, but it is never enough lol

Copy - paste, copy - paste, copy - paste, copy - paste.....

 

[gravyboat]

This looks like a fun challenge. Hopefully I'll be coming back later today with a good method

 

[5pintshefound]

ok, shooting{pardon the pun} on a monochrome piece of paper is a good idea.. but, keep in mind, thatif your wife is lightskinned, and the paper you use before you cut and paste is dark, the semen is going to look dark. since semen is opaque - the colorof the paper will bleed thru.


on a side note.. my husband and i are watching deuce bigalow 2.. lol, so when i started reading this thread, and then read the title to my husbnad, we both about died laughing!

 

[Weird Harold]

Why fake the sperm ???

Among other reasons, a squirt bottle of mayonnaise or glue is easier to aim and has the volume to generate a wider selection of patterns to C&P onto the picture. Squirt bottles also perform on command.