How to land a mature bbw

[lovematurebbws]

I'm a 36 year old married man with two kids and have always wanted to have an NSA fling with an older married woman with big curves. So tell me how should I approach one of these sluts in a public setting? Like at a grocery store or the mall. Any suggestions from younger guys that have bagged an older broad or a mature woman that has done this are appreciated. I'd like to just meet, flirt, and bring her to to the back of my car for a quickie.

 

[paulw128]

I'm a 36 year old married man with two kids and have always wanted to have an NSA fling with an older married woman with big curves. So tell me how should I approach one of these sluts in a public setting? Like at a grocery store or the mall. Any suggestions from younger guys that have bagged an older broad or a mature woman that has done this are appreciated. I'd like to just meet, flirt, and bring her to to the back of my car for a quickie.

With that attitude, these "broads" should already be forming a line outside your door!!

 

[wistfulwench]

With that attitude, these "broads" should already be forming a line outside your door!!

First, you need to treat them with interest, courtesy, and respect. For starters.

 

[Hosebloke]

Then you buy them smaller shoes so they can get closer to the sink.

Only joking before anyone wants to lynch me

 

[mikendel]

I like the old school way. Be approached by the guy, small talk, he asks if I would like a drink. I have him sit down and start working the conversation to sex.

 

[lovematurebbws]

Haha I guess I came off kind of douchey. Just a fantasy of mine. Thanks mikendel and wistful. You're right. I'll have to maybe ease up and start off with the small talk. Throw a genuine compliment into the mix.

 

[Msdirtylittlesecret]

Haha I guess I came off kind of douchey. Just a fantasy of mine. Thanks mikendel and wistful. You're right. I'll have to maybe ease up and start off with the small talk. Throw a genuine compliment into the mix.

"A genuine compliment?"

Are you kidding me? Dude, you are rude as fuck. This is a person you're talking about. Not some fuck toy that you can just stick your dick into then go home and tell your, no doubt, skinny wife that the five pounds she gained is okay because you've fucked a bigger girl before so "size doesn't matter to you."

My advice - don't talk to any other women. big or otherwise. No one deserves what you're offering.

 

[hungsexyman]

With your stated approach I would say your best bet is to get on craigslist or hit the local corner to pay for it. No self respecting lady is going to meet you in the back of the car for a quickie, but oh wait they are all just sluts too, so why not just grab one by the pussy and drag her out to have your way with...

 

[fire_breeze]

Haha I guess I came off kind of douchey. Just a fantasy of mine. Thanks mikendel and wistful. You're right. I'll have to maybe ease up and start off with the small talk. Throw a genuine compliment into the mix.

Sweetheart, do not guess. You absolutely, unequivocally, unabashedly came off extremely douchey. There is no guessing. It's verifiable fact.

'Throwing in a genuine compliment', as you so ably put it, is low. People - regardless of gender - can usually sense insincerity a kilometre (or 0.6 miles) away. Just because the woman in question is 'older' (whatever that means) or a BBW (however that is defined) does not mean she'll jump your pants if you smile and say she looks pretty. Actually, most people won't go from the produce aisle to the back seat of a Cheerios infested minivan in the dark corner of some local supermarket in the middle of the day with "The Top Ten Bus Ditties" blaring because someone winked at them. Or maybe they do, and I live a very dull life, but I digress...

Also, just as a head's up, many of the How-To regulars aren't necessarily in favour of being dishonest with one's spouse (there are also exceptions, of course. These are fantastically rare, though). Most regulars advocate speaking honestly and openly about sex with their sexual partners (in this case, your wife). How would you feel if you found out that your lady wife slept with Vin Diesel who was hung like a racehorse, just because it was a fantasy of hers? Probably not good. To borrow a phrase, what's good for the gander...

 

[Eilan]

Sometimes I miss posting on the HT. This is not one of those times.

 

[pplwatching]

Also, just as a head's up, many of the How-To regulars aren't necessarily in favour of being dishonest with one's spouse

*Raises hand*

 

[Bramblethorn]

I'm a 36 year old married man with two kids and have always wanted to have an NSA fling with an older married woman with big curves. So tell me how should I approach one of these sluts in a public setting? Like at a grocery store or the mall. Any suggestions from younger guys that have bagged an older broad or a mature woman that has done this are appreciated. I'd like to just meet, flirt, and bring her to to the back of my car for a quickie.

Maybe let women shop in peace without having to fend off dudes wanting to "bag" them?

If you're determined to cheat on your partner, at least use Tindr or whatever it is the cool kids have these days, rather than pestering random women who aren't remotely interested in a hookup.

Also, just as a head's up, many of the How-To regulars aren't necessarily in favour of being dishonest with one's spouse

it me!

 

[Sammil]

This post was literally "how to spot a pig 101"

 

[Downundergirl79]

, Vin Diesel who was hung like a racehorse,

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Are we just going to skip over this tad bit???? Lol

 

[darklingdarling]

Alternatively, pay a professional that fits your specifications who can act to your fantasy if you really -must- cheat on your spouse. Leave women going about their day to day without someone chasing after them trying to get them to be their fetish dispenser.

Also to consider; you're talking about what you get out of it, but what are you bringing to the table that makes you oh-so special?

 

[lilcuriouscatt]

As a BBW who now falls into the mature category, all I can say about this thread is I am so happy to see so many people putting this disgusting excuse for a man in his place.

 

[MistressMoira]

As a BBW who now falls into the mature category, all I can say about this thread is I am so happy to see so many people putting this disgusting excuse for a man in his place.

Hear, hear.

 

[LusciousBiLady]

Idiot

I stopped reading at your use of the word slut.

 

[katiekins1803]

I stopped reading at your use of the word slut.

Me too. No self respecting woman is going to want anything to do with someone who refers to them as slut.

 

[Alicia_Kim]

When I read the phrase "bag an older broad" I got weak in my knees and almost fainted. Such a way with words!

 

[Doug_Hinson]

I'm a 36 year old married man with two kids and have always wanted to have an NSA fling with an older married woman with big curves. So tell me how should I approach one of these sluts in a public setting? Like at a grocery store or the mall. Any suggestions from younger guys that have bagged an older broad or a mature woman that has done this are appreciated. I'd like to just meet, flirt, and bring her to to the back of my car for a quickie.

Bagging an older broad, (as you put it), is a two step process.

Step 1: Get your head out of you ass

Step 2: Learn to treat women with respect.

 

[Eilan]

Me too. No self respecting woman is going to want anything to do with someone who refers to them as slut.

Name calling definitely isn't everyone's cuppa. That said, for me it would depend on who's calling me a slut. I can think of two people whom I'd allow to call me a slut or a whore, but we have an already-established dynamic and lots of trust. Some rando approaching me out of the blue doesn't get that privilege.

 

[katiekins1803]

I stopped reading at your use of the word slut.

Name calling definitely isn't everyone's cuppa. That said, for me it would depend on who's calling me a slut. I can think of two people whom I'd allow to call me a slut or a whore, but we have an already-established dynamic and lots of trust. Some rando approaching me out of the blue doesn't get that privilege.

You're right. I should have elaborated, in certain situations it's acceptable, as long as the woman whom you are calling a slut or a whore or whatever knows you and is open to that. I am ok with that kind of talk from someone I am in a relationship but generally only in the bedroom.

 

[Melancholy_Baby]

I stopped reading at your use of the word slut.

I stopped at a wife and two kids.

 

[Carnevil9]

Yes, the OP did come off as rather douchey, but only to the type of people he isn't looking for. Believe it or not, there are sleazy horny chicks out there just looking for NSA hookups, just like some men. The trick is to go where they hang out.

Is there a hookup bar in your town? I know where they are in my town, someone in your hood probably knows yours. Another approach is hotel bars near large companies. Lots of travelers, just passing through, lonely and far from home, looking for a one-off quickie. I could tell you about bars like this in Dallas, Miami, Trumball CT, and a dozen other cities.