How To Kill A Date In Four Words...

[SEVERUSMAX]

Let's watch "Silent Scream".

 

[zeb1094]

Let's go bowling, babe!

 

[spagester]

my herpes are dormant

 

[Aurora Black]

The Zodiac's my hero.

 

[Aurora Black]

I'm Son of Sam.

 

[zeb1094]

Shut Up! Not you!

 

[glynndah]

You smell like Gramma.

 

[Aurora Black]

*Gollum voice* My precious... *normal* Wanna order?

 

[kromen]

Multiple choice time. I have so many but I'll limit it to the top five.

I'll have the Haggis.

or

Can I choke you?

or

I voted for Bush.

or

My wife loves you.

or

I converted to Polygamy.

 

[Aurora Black]

Satan is my strength.

 

[kromen]

You taste like chicken.

Ummm, Guide me in.

It shrinks in water.

 

[Aurora Black]

Baby tastes like chicken.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Can I salt you?

 

[zeb1094]

They call me Poopypants!

 

[Aurora Black]

Short on cash. Dutch?

 

[Guest]

I enter convent Monday.

 

[Aurora Black]

I'm really a priest.

 

[zeb1094]

I have elephantitis, ouch!

 

[glynndah]

Doesn't it get hard?

 

[glynndah]

Braised possum for two.

 

[glynndah]

Because it's a sin.

 

[Guest]

Probably said already...

Does this look infected?

Do you like pus?

It's painful to pee.

I cry during sex.

Can my friend come?

 

[Aurora Black]

You gonna finish that?

 

[Guest]

Shit, its my wife.

 

[zeb1094]

Wife! You fucking asshole!